Not a lot of time to put this together, the Garcia hearing continues this morning (See Tony Ortega’s blog).
But some good ones came across the transom since last week….
Burning Up The Track
The Birthday Game has become the “Fundraising Birthday Game” with the motto “Give LRH what he didnt want for his birthday, no expansion, just money not for services.”
And even then, 6 of these orgs managed less than $1000. It takes a LOOOOOONG time to buy and renovate an ideal org palace at $100 a week.
Tampa Central Files
It never ends… The scientology administrative system is just not workable. But they keep persisting with it, investing literally MILLIONS of man hours in a never ending quest to have up to date paper files.What a monumental waste of effort. Remember, this is the Model SH Size Ideal Org.
The org formerly known as the American St Hill Org (now the American Survival RD Headquarters Org) is specializing in Russian and Italian????
Apart from not being able to spell the name of the capital of their country right, this math is really something. IF we had 2/3rds of our orgs done we would be the “closest continent to FULL COMPLETION GO ANZO GO!”. I have a better idea: “With 100% of our orgs done we will be the first continent completed” (providing no other continent says it first….)
Come to Pasadena and move up the Bridge. Or more likely, move DOWN the bridge. Anyone want to bet whether Cindy Bamforth is a new public or if she is redoing the Purif?
Oh gosh. What a shock. Just looked her up and she was on Solo NOTs in 2009…
Or “Sump” as it is fondly known, is going to have 6 satellite dishes (and that is better than 1 because?), 20 edit bays (they cannot keep the 8 they already have at Gold busy, good reason to get 20 more.) And not only that, it is “near Paramount” and “ABC”. Maybe they can rent out their satellite dishes and empty edit bays to them? Otherwise, what is their proximity got to do with anything? They are even closer to the Children’s Hospital and Popeye’s Chicken… Probably saving those valuable facts for the next pitch for money.
These are really the “model” Ideal Orgs (Tampa Day and Fdn)? I count less than 60 people in this staged “waving shot”? How can that be? They are shrinking in this golden era of massive international expansion? Surely not the MODEL ideal orgs?
I guess they turned off the irony button.
Piggy’s fund raisers? Seriously….
Another “ideal org” “solving it with scientology.”
These orgs are literally willing to do ANYTHING to try and get people to come in the door for any reason at all…
As I said, they will do anything to try and get people to come in.
Next they will be having speed dating nights.
Epic EUS/Can Event
Check it out below. Really looks pretty “epic” — 25 or 30 people and an ideal moose. And they are STILL talking about Toronto org. One of the ONLY orgs that did not require new premises when the “ideal org evolution” began 12 years ago. And it is STILL not done. But now they are talking about opening an AO in Ontario. That should go well.
Though its a mystery as to what this is all about, I would hazard a guess that someone wants money. Think I will give it a miss.
Hmmm… 11 YEARS in the making. Must be something REALLY special (and VERY overdue…)
But rest assured, this is the BIGGEST. EVENT. EVER.
How do we know? The DEPUTY Building Expansion Dir Int is presiding. Must be more important than one of the Miscavige events…
Well, sort of. Not IN Sacramento at the Ideal Golden Age Of Tech Sacramento Org. But at ASHO??
Apparently they don’t make clears IN Sacramento, so this will have to do. And they are making a big announcement about it.
Notice ASHO has a new motto. The “Clearing Org” of the Americas? Isn’t that supposed to be EVERY Class V Org?