So the trained ones are the smart ones? Guess that doesn’t include learning how to spell “gotten.”
Breakfast? With all male chefs — now that’s a real selling point. I guess….
The Graduation of All Time
This is how they promoted the graduation where COP announced GAG II for Solo NOTs…
And along with it was the come-on for the Clearwater NN opening the next day
And other important activities… Wouldn’t be an “ideal org” without a CF-A-Thon.
The SRD is all that ASHO has to promote?
Other than a hot looking supervisor?
How about a sexy auditor?
Scientology “ideal girl”?
This really comes across like a sort of Scientology “Playboy bunny” thing. Very weird.
You guys do know that L. Ron Hubbard died like 30 years ago, right?
Carol Kingsley finally antes up
Anyone know who the other woman tucked into her side-boob is?
This is ART?
If this promo piece is an indicator of the level of artistic skill that will be on display, well, I think I will give it a miss.
Seems to be a new theme that is catching on in scientology.
Wonder if they looked up the definition and thought “yep, that’s us”?
The Miracle on 34th St
Will require you giving US money… “Special briefings” is found in the scientology dictionary as a synonym for “reg event” and “fundraiser.”
Spot the outpoint
1. Assertion: Los Angeles is the largest concentration of scientologists on earth.
2. Assertion: There are more than 12 million scientologists.
3. Fact: The Shrine holds 6300.
4. Announcement: People are flying in from around the world and San Diego, Orange County and Santa Barbara.
They’re rolling out the big guns. At least the big mouth…
Now she is of course an expert on prosperity. Just look at how prosperous the Moneywinds is.
I think on the Moneywinds, they use this word more than “epic” and “monumental” perhaps the only place in the scientology bubble to do so.
The “ideal” Narconon doesn’t seem to be doing too well. They don’t have staff to supervise withdrawals? What DO they have staff for? And not enough public to “twin up” on the sauna? They are PAYING people to be twins? Crooked down and horizontal for NN UK.
Goes along with the Pirate theme. Outlaws. Desperados. Dead or alive. Church?
We have new finance lines…
And are getting practically 100% approvals? WTF? For loans?
This is the best they could do?
I cannot find more than 15 staff AND public in these shots… The straight up and vertical massive international expansion seems to be bypassing New Mexico.
And everywhere else.
Food, glorious food…
We don’t have anything else going for us.
And I do think in this case the pie might actually be good.