We all knew that despite his protestations to the court that he really isn’t a Florida man, Captain Miscavige has been hanging out in Clearwater for some time.
He did the New Year’s Event at Flag and now we have confirmation he also conducted the “March 13th” event in celebration of “Ron’s 112 birthday”…
Chicago is basically the only thing happening in the scientology world right now, so there are 3 different renditions of what the great man imparted to his faithful flock of mesmerized sheeple.
First, from our old friend Dave Parker — the first ED of the Chicago org back in the day. A relic of days gone by who has fallen under the Miscavige spell.
He says that it was unbelievable how much is actually being done in scientology… if he hadn’t seen it for himself. The thing is, it should NOT be believed. He DIDN’T “see it for himself” — he listened to what he was told and perhaps watched some slick videos that made it appear things were being done. None of it is real. Old Dave has been struggling for ever, along with the rest of the scientology organizational hierarchy, to get one org in Chicago opened. That doesn’t tell him anything about the actual state of scientology?
an indicator of how LITTLE there was in the way of actual news, they padded the event with presenting awards to the last 4 years worth of birthday game winners! Does anyone really care who won the Birthday Game in 2019? Of course not, but you can bet they were on their feet cheering and screaming as if each winner had just prevailed in the Super Bowl…
The next hype comes from the Chicago OT Committee chairman.
He announces that this is not going to be just “any event” but one where Captain Miscavige fills us in on what is going on. OMG! The COB himself. Like that has never happened before?
They also played some statement from Hubbard from the 1960’s, probably from the FEBC tapes (they are confidential)… and they’re going to hear about the “dissemination of scientology at the proper orders of magnitude to actually clear our city, our nation and the planet!” Now where have we heard this before? That has been the promise since Hubbard initiated the “Special Zone Plan” back in the days of the HASI.
And they keep buying it!
And finally the perspective of “Meenu” who claims the Captain “goes over what happened and as-ises the last three years”… Seriously?
And they got a gift at the end!
All sounds pretty underwhelming. But I am sure we will see many glowing accounts of the amazingness of this event in the coming weeks.
Miscavige could take the stage and tell knock-knock jokes for an hour, and the clubbed seals in the audience would still jump up and offer standing ovations and feel duty-bound after the event to tell everyone else what an amazing, uplifting event it was and that “COB had raised the tone level” and that “you have never seen anything like it” and “everyone has to experience this for themselves.”
The cult of personality is truly alive and well inside the scientology bubble….