Something to scream about Nothing can make you scream more than a presentation from the International Landlord Office Shortest Briefing Ever The effect Super Power is having on society... Simple advice Steer clear of any organization that enforces disconnection A religion rich in history Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, Christianity... Is this the alliance that is making Orlando "ideal"? The Golden Age of Alliances They are the latest "thing" to solve the problem of so many orgs still going nowhere … [Read more...]
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Total Knowledge. Total Certainty. With that, who needs to pay for anything else? Final 150? 150 more staff? Seriously? Never been past that building and even seen a sign of life... There aren't even 150 in this photo? Epic Anniversary! The Command Team has set the standard for the model ideal org -- funny model, it's still the ONLY ONE after a year. Present Time with regard to specific things... Huh? They actually promote this? Sounds like the Mad Hatter talking. Spiritual … [Read more...]
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Bringing Peace to the World And this is to be accomplished by... Fundraising for ideal orgs. Of course. 64X Expansion That's why 3 "ideal" orgs have ONE graduation in the atrium of AOLA (not even in "Leb Hall"?) AND they have to bring along guest speakers (regges) to try and attract anyone. Within Milliseconds Scientology Will Be Available To Billions Huh? Anyone on earth can read this blog... Scientology is available in milliseconds right now. You gave money for that? Oh shit If Portland is the best in the whole … [Read more...]
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Epic event What other kind is there? And the easy answer to the question it poses is: very little, if anything. Many apply, few are chosen Oh, how they wish that were true. They practically beg to get anyone to join staff and now they are offering them full time training (tsk tsk, totally off policy) Champion team Not so much. 15 years later and Kansas City isn't even close to getting an ideal org, even though a building was purchased there about 10 years ago I think... Special Announcement Absolutely anything to make it sound "new" -- … [Read more...]
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CF has its own newsletter! It's taken on a life of its own... But OMG, after all this time they have done 2500 out of 65,000. At this rate it's at least another 10 years of work. Luckily they are not generating much new filing to be done so perhaps they may eventually catch up. A=A=A Somehow the psychs take precedence over anything. What if there are life-saving drugs that cure diseases that are delayed? It doesn't "covertly" include ANYTHING. FDA regulations for testing drugs are very transparent and you can see every drug ever tested or under testing at … [Read more...]
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You can buy status at 25% off They have been suckered For EVERY possible fundraising activity for the last 40 years. It's a long time to keep giving just to have your picture on a promo piece. As big as LA Org! If you don't count the 200 SO members St LouAss Be happy. Give us your money. The sky is no longer the limit... My perception of others has become global. And much more... Commemorate the start of something big The monumental lies about the largest private relief force on earth all started with … [Read more...]
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Is this a joke? Scientology is going to teach the world how to do PR? And the KKK are going to be holding a seminar on racial tolerance... Arte Maren? Seriously? GO poster child pitching for the Moneywinds? Strange bedfellows. Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures. More "commercial" From the religion that worships money Yes, it's EPIC... Let your imagination run wild as to just how epic this could be. An event in Birmingham, put on by Birmingham... Money, money, money I doubt even the televangelists … [Read more...]
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Wrong Plane This should have been a DC 8 not a DC 3. And that is an awfully slow way to travel, the WW II era DC3 is not renowned for its speed.... Just a month or so ago, Andres was touring around as Snr CS WUS. Wonder if his coverage on the fringes of the internet got him in trouble? The greatest push in the last 2500 years Seems just a bit overhyped... Makes you wonder what the push was back in Mesopotamia in 600BC The event went on for 8 hours... Bet none of these photos were taken when it ended. This is an ideal org? They can list everyone who is … [Read more...]
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We don't have toilet paper But we DO have air conditioning. So, come on down and let's make a deal... The best parking We don't have toilet paper either. But we absolutely have the BEST parking. And it's the ONLY way Denver org can make any income and there isn't much time left in the season before the barren Broncos/Avalanche/Nuggets season sets in. From: Bruno Bergeron To: Subject: Whoop! Whoop! Is that the best title for an email or what? If you're reading this right now then say YES! lol OK we are now more than half way through the Rockies season so … [Read more...]
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It's a surprise... Don't tell anyone. The Wonders of the ALL NEW Clearing Course Just a small question. Wonder how this person knows just how much bs he has been fed about how the course is now "shorter" thanks to COB. Oh, that aesthetic course pack... It made all the difference to his ability to get through the "new" GAT OT II. They actually promote this idiocy? Hot Off The Press Is is going to try to attain SH Size again. Perhaps they can scratch their way to the size they were 25 years ago. Unlikely -- no other org has … [Read more...]