We don’t have toilet paper
But we DO have air conditioning.
So, come on down and let’s make a deal…
The best parking
We don’t have toilet paper either. But we absolutely have the BEST parking. And it’s the ONLY way Denver org can make any income and there isn’t much time left in the season before the barren Broncos/Avalanche/Nuggets season sets in.
From: Bruno Bergeron
Of course, it’s EPIC!!!!!!!(but bring your own toilet paper…)
We are booming
Look, it’s big news, we RE-signed A staff member… We will be St Hill size in
no time never if we don’t get NEW people.
And OMG, where is her snazzy polyster uniform with the orange tie?
It’s purely spiritual
We don’t treat bodies. We are healing the spirit.
This is really the image you want to project to get people to give you money?
And why is it a secret? What sort of “team” do they have here?
We fell in love…
With the Special Edition Warehouse 8. How sad.
Literally anything goes
Just as long as it is not about “OT Levels” or the “top of the Bridge”, the Moneywinds will promote it.
As I said…
Oh boy, a teleseminar!
Really, anything goes.
Mr. Rabies is coming
And he is going to tell you incredible “new news” and you are ordered to stop “old ways of thinking.” I bet this was absolutely EPIC.
It’s Epic, it’s the next big step…
Rock’n Roll. And telexes.
It’s GAG II! That’s new? Not worth attending, it’s not EPIC. Though if you want a burger or dog maybe you could pop in. Let Mr. Jim know…
Word clearer needed
Could someone please clear up Barbara Dews on what these words mean: no being is likely to recover IN his infinity of future.
And explain to her this does NOT say anyone will “recover” their “infinity of future”…
Your first dynamic is calling
Next promo shot you have taken, maybe you should iron your shirt…
Food, glorious food…
Couldn’t let a week go by without including the latest edition of “What food item is more appealing than Michael Roberts?” This week’s winners are cupcakes and a garden salad.
What DOES Jenna Ringle have to say?
Does anyone care?
Traveling the world…
Desperately trying to make FSM Commissions. It pays better than rugs on the side of the road apparently.
Limited Time Offer
Before the org closes its doors for the last time?
Not the least bit arrogant. Or unreal….
Mad as hatters
Seems an appropriate place to end.