Something to scream about
Nothing can make you scream more than a presentation from the International Landlord Office
Shortest Briefing Ever
The effect Super Power is having on society…
Steer clear of any organization that enforces disconnection
A religion rich in history
Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, Christianity…
Is this the alliance that is making Orlando “ideal”?
The Golden Age of Alliances
They are the latest “thing” to solve the problem of so many orgs still going nowhere after 12 years of “ideal orgs”
This OT VIII needed help to get through Objectives…
And he had a “cognition” on the Purif.
New positioning — Objectives are “hatting” for OT VIIIs.
Preaching the gospel of prosperity. Now and forever. Amen.
The news from L. Ron Hubbard Way
Because each org doesn’t produce enough to hold their own graduation = not even the “double SH size model ideal org that has 700 new people per week flooding in” — even if only a quarter of them finished an intro course or auditing they couldnt fit in the AOLA Atrium… And with 200 full time students and the lighting fast GAG II courses, they should be completing 100 major courses a week? And they would not fit in the Atrium either.
Mighty Miami: Well, that postulate didn’t stick…
Unless it was that they would shrink from their current size and still be struggling to pay the utility bills 40 years later.
It seems appearances can be deceiving…
Sad. 35 years and still haven’t come close to keeping their promise.
And what is even sadder — they keep talking about this as if it is something to be proud of and is really going to motivate people.
You would think with so many alliances something would be happening. Wonder how Russian winter fits with Puerto Rico and Orlando?
The evening will be thrilling
And expensive. And will give you details about LRH in Portland that you have never heard (probably because they are fiction….)
Just under the wire
Phew – just in time for a ribbon yanking, a video shot and hastily edited together in time to be shown at the IAS event. Would love to wander through and see how many unpainted walls, incomplete carpeting, missing trim pieces etc there are in this place. It’s the same old AOSHUK but its going to be presented as another “new” “ideal” org,
The Carrot Man Cometh
Dangling that OT IX and X on the end of the stick like it’s closer than ever.
He gets the special invitations too because this is REALLY important. We NEED your money.
They’ve got $75gs. Should be able to get them a reception desk. Well on their way I’d say. Where the hell is that alliance?
How to succeed
Wealthy parents. Never having to work. Time and money for acting classes and endless auditions.
OMG — online…
Don’t they know it’s dangerous to tell people to go online? The bitter defrocked apostates on the fringes of the internet are waiting for them.
Food, glorious food…
This one is JUST food.
John Allender rises from the grave
Bet he was put back onto his Objectives for failing to handle Marty Rathbun. Finally got done.
Hawaii “ideal org”
They had an event sponsored by the Travoltas and didnt have enough people locally to make a decent showing, so they brought them in from Australia and Venezuela — and most of them from LA. You can expect Hawaii to be ideal real soon…
Wonder if they are EVER going to get the idea of being at the “cultural epicenter of African American culture”? Wonder what the locals think of those fly uniforms…
More evidence they don’t get it.
Second worst photoshop ever…
These guys just look creepy
Wonder how many people can get together in an alliance to achieve a status? If 250 people all band together and give $1,000 are they all MegaStatusHeroSomethings?
Never a value on any of their graphs.
How many years has this place been “ideal”? If it 8Xed in the last year, must have been tiny.
Another “ideal” org that went absolutely nowhere (and is still going nowhere…)
More to the point, why is this “ideal” org not already SH Size? It’s been 3 YEARS or so?
Unleash your superpowers
Why don’t any of these people unleash their superpowers and make these orgs SH Size? Or at least “ideal”? Or help out the “alliances”? If your scientology superpowers cannot be used to expand scientology, well they leave a bit to be desired.
16 down, 34 to go
This ideal org has managed 16 completions since GAG II (more than a year)… I guess the massive international expansion is happening elsewhere… Oh, that’s right, it’s all in Phoenix and Pasadena.