Brummie bananas These just get more and more bizarre. Bird's custard is a reason to give money for an ideal org? Oh, man, if only you had mentioned earlier that Jasper Carrott (?) was from Birmingham I would have turned over everything I own... He Who Shall Not Be Named... Was there a sighting of a pompadour behind the podium? Russian? How appropriate of nothing.... Mr. Rabies is in town You can earn yourself a special commendation if you bring 5 people with you On the hunt for the … [Read more...]
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Become a 75% Humanitarian You will be better than than 50% Humanitarians from the match game... This is it! "Only" 1,6 left to raise (not counting the $600k promised but not paid...) Should be around the "ballpark" with this and then will be given the REAL figure. The largest honor roll on earth STILL cannot complete this most important ideal org on earth. You may be ready... But we are not. We just sent our "team" for training. It's OK, we haven't audited anyone on a NED intensive since we became an "ideal … [Read more...]
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Brummie logic If this is true, it argues you should be giving your money for the ideal orgs in Manchester and Leeds too. Oh, that's right, the org in Manchester has cobwebs covering the doorstep and there has never been an org in Leeds (or Sheffield or Liverpool or Burnley or, or, or -- any place that has a football team that has ever been in the BPL should at least have a mission, let alone an org) . More expansion in the last decade than the 50 years previously doesnt seem to apply to the UK. They have not had a new org there in at least 25 years. Member's Only Oh … [Read more...]
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Brummies keep us amused These are really reasons to give money for an ideal org? If Freeways, movie theaters and bands count, then Valley should be a breeze... Robin Hogarth comes to town Ideal org and Duggan child expert is going to tell the Flag OTC how to have empty building like they do in Capetown, Durban (actually an empty lot), Bulawayo and Harare, as well as empty Pretoria and Joburg ideal org that cannot pay its bills. You would not want to miss this briefing. It is going to be monumentalistic. Gavin Potter … [Read more...]
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Brummy Bumf* These items get goofier by the week. *useless or tedious printed information or documents. One of the top conference destinations... So therefore.... what? Some Brummy truth in advertising What do you get? A totally empty room just like the other "ideal orgs." Finally, some truth in advertising. The Way To Happy Hype He ran in Pam Springs and Elvis had a house there once. Wow. Good reason to give us money.... From: Caralyn Percy Sent: Jul 2, 2015 11:35 AM To: Matt Subject: Running by Elvis’ house in 112 de … [Read more...]
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Big News Birmingham, England's second largest city, has the second largest population of Muslim, Sikh and Buddhists, but is short on Hindus and positively pathetic when it comes to Jews (why even mention them?) Forgot to mention it also has the second largest population of Church of England and Catholics. Probably Methodists and Lutherans too. It also has the second largest population of women. AND men. I am sure all these people really want an ideal org in Birmingham. They need hundreds of helpers That promise of "we are making an ideal org" 40 YEARS ago seems … [Read more...]
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Of course, this week is dominated by invitations, orders and pleas for everyone to join in the fun by watching Dear Leader belittle the OT Ambassadors at Maiden Voyage. But in the midst of the frenzy to scrape up the bedraggled few for the MV extravaganza, there were a few other things. Superheroes Well, they like to think they are. Wonder what Marvel thinks of this? We are sooo close to the turning point on this planet We just need a bit more all of your cash. Wonder what planet he is on? Hello Yo Babies!! This is written in … [Read more...]
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European suckers... I guess they don't have enough suckers in the UK to go build a building for free. So they are asking Europeans to do it... Surely a couple of billion dollars is enough to hire some contractors to pour the foundations for an "ideal St Hill"? Embarrassed much? Do you wonder if any of these people have even the slightest guilty conscience to know that they are being lauded as "humanitarians" or "civilization builders" and they only paid half as much as everyone else? Wonder how they answer the OCA question about seeing something with the … [Read more...]
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Flying fish? There has got to be a connection between this quote, joining staff and a flying fish... I know I am just not seeing it, but it is probably obvious. IAS United for Nepal The ONLY thing they are "united" about is getting as much money out of you as they can. Money, money, money.... It's always and only about the money. Inglewood Same old pics of the same old white people at this "cultural center in the heart of the African American community." Food, glorious food... But still, … [Read more...]
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The Freewinds Business College Learn how to make money at the "spiritual retreat off the crossroads of the world" also known as "Vulture U". Make money to "rapidly" move up the "Golden Age of Tech II Bridge" which is much better than the GAG I Bridge. Which leaves the old L. Ron Hubbard Bridge for dead... Really, this is the most spiritual place on earth... When money is your God and making it is your central religious practice, the Freewinds truly is the "top of the Bridge." More Blow Away Wins... From the Social Reform Officer SFO?? There's only … [Read more...]