Thursday Funnies
ASHO Come and train on "the Basics" at ASHO. It's all they've got.... Strange though because ASHO isn't for new public, so how is it that 8 YEARS after the release of the Basics that were the "big thing" everyone had to do in 2007, there are still people who haven't done them? Stage an OTC Meeting for MV! There's nothing like some group agreement that everyone is going to fake it for MV. It's like an arms race. If you don't fake it, you will look bad by comparison as everyone knows everyone fakes it. Hi Team Valley, It is needed to have more footage of Valley and the … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Flag Scraping The Barrel Somehow this image is just perfect. What assholes. Go scrape up some "unreported" stats so we can "present them to COB" for Maiden Voyage. They must "downstat" so it's time to "get creative." Doing the impossible... And that is "arriving at the org for this briefing." Thinking big! Another gift "from COB" Wow, how generous. Buy me a building and I will have someone buy you a juicer (to squeeze every last drop?) and then say it's from me. It's like the old LRH "beer and cheese party" caper. He didn't pay a … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Epic, Sizzling An ideal org briefing. Wow, wonder if it has ANYTHING to do with handing over money? Valley Hype Seriously? When did the Valley become the center of the universe? And if it IS the center of the universe, why do they only rate Hana-Li? Kinda low rent for a big time center of the universe sort of deal don't you think? Food, glorious food.... It's the only way to get anyone to show up... San Francisco sounds more appetizing than Nashville. If you are weighing your options for Mother's Day, I would go for some crepes … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Blow ALL barriers to production! I hope all 6 staff of the Cambridge "ideal" org attend, they could use some increase in competence and eradicating their barriers to production... The First "Ideal" Continent They have some players on the disabled list -- more accurately in the obituary section. Hawaii. Albuquerque. St Louis. Dead as doornails. This is not going to be the first ideal continent ever. Nashiville Artist? I wonder if this is like those Rolix watches they sell for $10 in China. Is Nashiville a suburb of Des Moines, Iowa. And who IS Tyller … [Read more...]
Friday Regraded Being
Thursday Funnies
Basel a Bust They sent out their first promo piece on Monday -- for an event on Saturday: They are already hitting people up for MORE money, even before it's opened. The tiny org in the small city is made "ideal" and meanwhile, the "big org" in the big city, Zurich, goes nowhere. Go figure. Sort of like Malmo and Stockholm. Inglewood and Valley. Nashville and Boston. Oh, The Lies.... Mr. OT Hatting hisself has teamed up with Rafferty Pendery -- though they cannot spell his name right -- son of IAS "Freedom Medal Winner", OSA stooge and general flim-flam man, Rick … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Bush league Less than 30 people. Planetary clearing is happening for real in St Louis. How to overcome financial stress? That's easy: Stay away from any scientology affiliated organization Say What? This email is about as bizarre as they get. Hello, One year ago 200 school girls were abducted from their boarding school in Nigeria and haven't been seen since. Imagine the loss for their families and friends. It might seem far from home, but somehow, this is part of our dynamics. In PAB 79, THE OPEN CHANNEL, LRH states: "If this … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies Saturday Edition
A day or two delayed but better late than never. Especially when there is a new Regraded Being cartoon. Truth Well, in truth, most scientologists CANNOT stand the truth. See Regraded Being this week at the end of the post. Seriously, a lecture about FAC One? What's next, a seminar on Incident Two? Winning? Ruroh. The video team is going to be there... Where are they going to find anyone to put in the videos? They are so out in the boonies it needs a Lewis and Clark style expedition to find them. Nice floors though. And neat furnishings.... It's always about to happen … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies II Friday Edition
Yesterday I didn't have time to put together the full edition of Thursday Funnies, so here they are today. CFL No comment needed.... Batshit craziness to start things off on the right foot. More Games Wow - its something NEW. Give us your money. That is every "game" in scientology. Valley Running Amok They pour out a continuous stream of dreck. Wonder what happened to the "hard hats" and the "Infinity Club"? Just lifting off "to ideal" now after 10 years of fundraising? A Guest Management … [Read more...]