Birmingham, England’s second largest city, has the second largest population of Muslim, Sikh and Buddhists, but is short on Hindus and positively pathetic when it comes to Jews (why even mention them?) Forgot to mention it also has the second largest population of Church of England and Catholics. Probably Methodists and Lutherans too. It also has the second largest population of women. AND men.
I am sure all these people really want an ideal org in Birmingham.
They need hundreds of helpers
That promise of “we are making an ideal org” 40 YEARS ago seems like a bit of a fib… Why would it happen now when it hasn’t happened in all those decades?
If this is their idea of teamwork, no wonder their filing is so backlogged.
…of the preservation of the latest version of the redone, re-edited, un-SP’ed, GAT II “tech”.
Wonder how many steel plates they have made and thrown away as the “new” versions of everything keep coming out. Soon they will be ready for version 4 of the Tech Vols and OEC.
All those engraved stainless steel plates would make a hell of a lot of refrigerator doors.
The Thursday 2pm clock
It’s right once a week. No need for any other hands or notations, there is only ONE important time on “earth clocks.”
Nobody would want to miss a briefing from the executives of Earth’s Model Ideal Orgs. If anyone has ever been by sleepy hollow on L. Ron Hubbard Way they will get a real sense of the state of scientology internationally, as that is the BEST IT GETS.
Lost their superpowers? Maybe they need a trip to Flag to recover them?
Oh no, D/COB for Appearances is now subservient to David Howson…
But go along for the dinner anyway. David Howson promises not to try and reg you.
Superhero or Supersucker?
This guy is hit up for money everywhere. He was a “Legend” who showed up almost every week in Silicon Valley. I think he showed up in Atlanta too. And maybe Portland. Who knows. But he is sure liking being a multiple humanitarian.
A VIP Tour
Mom, please, please can I go. They are giving a “special” tour of LA Org. How exciting. And I heard they are serving instant coffee too.
This is really pretty sad. Realize their Jello Salad contest is what they are using to get people to show up for the Maiden Voyage event…
Oh my, my
It’s the Hot Dish competition that is the draw for the second night MV event.
Wonder if they are going to have yarn ball competition for night 3 in commemoration of the night of the longest yarn (it’s IAS night…)
Pirates of the Caribbean
How astonishingly appropriate. It just captures the essence of the Moneywinds.
A “PR Training Workshop” being conducted by the former Colombian policeman is going to give you “solutions for expansion and management of your personal prosperity”? Even THIS they try to shoehorn into a “how to make money so you can give it to us” event?
Humility isn’t their strong suit
We are the elite? Wonder what the “wogs” would think of that? That empty Denver ideal org doesn’t look too elite to the uninitiated — that is those who haven’t been informed that those within are superior, big beings. I think there has been a LOT more progress on pot smoking than Clearing in Colorado…