The (lack of) irony deparment... This small collection of Craigslist ads is a study in irony. The people who destroy families and tear relationships apart, who lie with reckless abandon... The Global Reach of Radio How nutty is this. They can produce everything for radio without any "new studios", they have literally dozens of UNUTILIZED studios. If their figures are true -- 95% of the world's population listens to radio, that means about 75% of those people (between China, India, SE Asia and Africa) cannot even afford to buy an overpriced book, let alone a service. … [Read more...]
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Who can you trust? I would hazard a guess that it's probably not someone that doesn't identify themselves in the ad they place... Creepy This poster just creeps me out. And why is it that LA Org doesn't have anyone other than a "Pre GAT II" Class IV? How demeaning is this... Reserve the date... Rabid Clive will be back in town to brief on the progress towards the target of 10,000 people on, through or declared while auditing Solo NOTs. Should be quite a wild show. What Does It Take? I wonder what "It" … [Read more...]
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Suppression is everywhere From: Daphna Hernandez <[email protected]> Date: Mon, Dec 29, 2014 at 9:55 PM Subject: Your Armor Against Suppression: Back by popular demand - Sat. 3 Jan. at AOLA To: Daphna Hernandez <[email protected]> Happy New Year!I've been asked to deliver this seminar again... Start your New Year armed against suppression! Details below.Love, Daphna [Sorry -- I lost her promo piece somehow, its the same old one, so I just attribute it to a space saving measure. Always gotta be right. I am Australian....] Could be fun... I … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies On Friday
New Book Now available on Amazon... Apparently nobody is scared of the church of scientology any longer. Even soft core porn novelists. Publication Date: December 9, 2014 Marissa is bored at home while her husband is gone on a business trip. But then one afternoon the doorbell rings...It's Bryce and Neil, two very handsome young men representing the Church of Scientology. They've come to perform an audit on her to determine if she can benefit from the teachings of the church. Marissa has been lonely for over a week though, and has a different plan in mind. She decides to give … [Read more...]
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Christmas Bizarre So, THIS is what the "ideal org" in the "first scientology city" is up to.... Selling jewelry, flowers and trinkets. At least there is some exchange. Freedumb Mag is recruiting... I would normally have made this its own article, but there is no much to cover that I put it in here. I was sent this email by 9 different people yesterday. Apparently LD Sledge has quite a mailing list of former church members! What is so amusing about this is not just that "Freedom" is opening a "full newsroom" (?) but they are using a public scientologist to try and recruit … [Read more...]
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Masters of MES Not doing so well on the Time part. These are two of the four invitations received on the SAME DAY by a single person. Two for the 7:00pm version of the event and two for the 7:30 version -- both at the Ft Harrison because apparently they can no longer fill Ruth Eckerd. Gavin Potter. Again. David Miscavige's clone is back to teach you once again how to make money to give to the church. I bet he attracted a massive crowd in Inglewood. Talk about a fish out of water.... The dianetics volcano and 47X expansion graph This is … [Read more...]
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Likely it will be omitted... There are dozens, if not hundreds, of people who have been PROMISED exactly this, but because they no longer goosestep in lockstep, their names don't appear on the plaque in the building they gave a great deal of money to purchase. They are prevented from even entering "their" building, but of course, they don't get their money back. And by the time they get around to opening these things, there will be hundreds and thousands more long gone... Maybe they should put up a chalkboard listing the names rather than an engraved … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies Friday Thanksgiving Edition
John Mappin is at it again... Now THIS is a true OT 7 success. The sign on his building is rusting and a letter fell off. How "OT" -- now it spells "CAME OT". Amazing cause over MEST. And 580 people "like" it. Just Plain Weird I don't think everyone on OT 7 is stark staring crazy, but I do think the percentage is increasing as the smarter ones depart... This IS an actual post. Kyera B Keenne September 29 · Clearwater, FL · Edited Hello! I'm ready to create on the 2nd Dynamic. I am posting my ideal scene. If you know someone who matc … [Read more...]
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Miami Madness There are so many things wrong here. What do you get? For about $10 million you get a "rendering".... And from 1961, yes, that is more than 50 YEARS AGO, "Clearing is in reach of everyone...." -- unless of course you haven't raised sufficient funds for an ideal building. A New Breed Of Ideal Org? We are not even halfway done with the "old breed"? There is a new breed of genetically modified org now? Wonder if all the existing ideal orgs now have to become "new breed"? Exhibit One For Next Lawsuit The next time an employee … [Read more...]
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Rising Like a Phoenix The ideal org in Phoenix is BOOMING. This shot was taken a week ago at 3:30 in the afternoon. This IS the entire parking lot of the org and that IS the front entrance to the "ideal org." The 47X expansion seems to be passing them by too. Woohoo: Atlanta Construction Documents Are Done! And I have completed my research on what color my Ferrari is going to be when I purchase it... But I do love the parroting of bs in here. Since GAG II international expansion is 47X. See above. Because it sure isn't 47X in Atlanta, but they … [Read more...]