Just a bit of light heartedness in preparation for the possible sighting of Heber as Miscavige’s dancing bear tomorrow in Portland. If Heber does appear, he will not be talking to anyone unaccompanied and he owes a lot of people on the internet a thankyou for being allowed out of the Hole for a couple of days and getting a soda on the plane.
Check out the SPECIAL INVITATION below.
All you lucky Austinites can now pay $25,000 via Paypal to the Austin Ideal Org as part of celebrating taking Portland and the World by storm!
And best news of all, there is even an LRH quote to support it 😀
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From: Austin Ideal Org <Austin_Ideal_Org@mail.vresp.com>
Date: Mon, May 6, 2013 at 5:39 PM
Subject: Special Invitation
Invitation to take the town: Portland
Texas Alliance Scientologists are heading to Portland THIS WEEKEND!
There is still time to join the expedition and to join the campaign to take the World by storm there as we will announce our highest ever Austin Ideal Org fundraising. Read this article and pick YOUR level of participation:
L. Ron Hubbard
Illusion, Professional Course Lectures
4 September 1951
“Here’s an army of a million and a half men under the command of Darius.
And Alexander comes out there with, I think, about 80,000 Macedonians
and Greeks and a little handful of cavalry and they say,
‘Huh! I don’t see nothing. Look at those guys! Well, you take the left flank,
“Alexander had that forward motion about everything. ‘A town? Oh,
“One day at one of the furthest reaches he reached in India
So they took the town. They threw Alexander and two soldiers over the
“It’s awfully simple. If you just looked at life this way and said,
‘Why, I don’t see anything that will offer me any trouble; no obstacles
around here that I can see. As far as putting forward my ideas,
as far as even thinking up ideas, as far as carrying forward in life at large,
I don’t see any obstacles…”