OK, the hyperbole is STRAIGHT UP AND VERTICAL!!!!!! With Exclamation Points!!!!!!
Here are 3 examples that have come in in the last few days. They are a follow up to the posting from this morning.
Rest assured, this insane hype is just a warm up for the tsunami of shit that is cascading out from Flag and all orgs and missions and everywhere else now that the dates of the most monumental events in recorded history have been officially announced by one of Voldemort’s minions.
But for warm ups, these are pretty awesome….
Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2013
From: Making ANZO IDEAL <contact@idealorg.org.au>
Subject: A Golden Age right into Eternity is arriving…ARE YOU READY?
We are on the threshold of something HUGE!
A momentous era in Scientology will soon
be rolling out like a tidal wave across the planet.It’s all on the launching pad and it’s happening right now! The entire world of Scientology is not just about to shift gears – it’s about to kick into hyperdrive, destined for an entirely new universe altogether.
Given the next phase in the Golden Age of Tech encompasses everything on the Processing side of the Grade Chart and everything on the Training side, that means training right through Class VIIs, Class VIIIs, Class XIIs, as well as Super Power and Cause Resurgence.
As to the magnitude of the Golden Age of Tech II materials, the quantity is massive for both the Training and Processing sides of The Bridge – including 25 courses and 2,416 pages of issues, not to mention all other elements such as books, Golden Age of Tech drills binders and breakthrough training aids. Altogether it totals 2,914 individual items, and all of it in 17 languages.
Chairman of the Board said, “We are training on the Grade Chart – all of it. We are training the supervision and precision delivery of training and auditing. On the one hand, it’s just like The Basics, with a full restoration and recovery of every single word of LRH tech and an obliteration and eradication of every last molecule of alter-is and arbitrary. But on the other hand, it is actually something much more. Because it also represents the culmination of LRH projects to make available what has never been available before. And, in terms of training, add an ounce of ‘magic’ that results in what can only be described as total certainty.”
The final phase of our Golden Age is all-inclusive, meaning from the bottom of The Bridge to the top, on both sides of the Grade Chart: On the Training side, it includes Student Hat, Pro TRs, Pro Upper Indoc TRs, Pro Metering, Academy, New Era Dianetics and Solo. On the Processing side, it’s Purification, Objectives, Expanded Grades and New Era Dianetics and further includes Power, Super Power and Cause Resurgence.
The Golden Age of Tech Phase II is not a ‘refinement’ of Golden Age of Tech – it’s a whole new world. No, it does not change the Gradation or Classification Levels. Yes, it does remove any and all arbitraries – in fact, it obliterates them.
If you want to be ready for the new Golden Age that is coming, if you want to make stunningly fast progress, now is the time to get through your Basics. Whether you study the Books and Lectures Courses in your org or the Extension Courses wherever you are, this is the knowledge you need to launch yourself to Clear and OT.
The ability to deliver the Golden Age of Tech Phase II is built right into Ideal Orgs
Across the planet, every org must be Ideal. Org by org, city by city, country by country…. We are building a new civilization.
This is really about to be the biggest boom in Scientology history.
LRH said this in LRH ED 101 Int THE IDEAL ORG:
“Anything which is short of an ideal org is an outpoint that can be put right. The end product is not just an ideal org, but a new civilization already on its way.”
This means for planetary Clearing is everything you have ever dreamed of, for yourself, your friends and family.
Achieve our Ideal Orgs! Contact Malcolm on +64 22-139-7467, malcolm@ideal.org.nz or contact your org:
NEW ZEALAND ORG
09 379 0900
auckland@scientology.netPERTH ORG
08 9221 7686
perth@scientology.net.auACT ORG
02 6223 2063
act@scientology.netADELAIDE ORG
08 8223 2851
adelaide@scientology.netBRISBANE ORG
07 3217 1835
brisbane@scientology.net###
Well, if its obliteration and eradication of every last molecule of alter-is and arbitrary then I guess THIS IS IT!!! We are never going to have to hear from His Sourciness again that he has “discovered the out tech” and set it all straight.
Interesting that they are no longer talking about “straight up and vertical” expansion but that its about to be the biggest boom.
There is so much more to comment on in this email, but unless you are KoolAid blind drunk, its pretty obvious.
Now to the other side of the planet for another wondrous collection of meaningless babble butchering the english language once again. Is EVERYONE on staff in Scientology incapable of constructing a sentence?
Date: Fri, 01 Nov 2013
From: CLO UK Ideal Orgs <ukidealorgs@scientology.net>
Subject: Our Third DynamicHello!!!
Its been a little while since I sent you any emails.
I wanted to let you know that we are making big strides in the creation of our UK Ideal Orgs and the importance of this creation is more clear than ever before.
Scientology is about to launch into a whole new level and you and I are going to make it to full OT with what is about to come.
We are going to handle the governments on this planet and turn this place inside out. What do we need in order to be prepared for this?
You need to be through your Basics books and lectures and have a full conceptual understanding of your religion.
And as a third dynamic we must create the Ideal Orgs around the planet but specifically the UK. That is where you come in.
We need 1200 Humanitarians to get all UK Ideal Orgs done so if you have not yet put that on your admin scale. Well its almost that time to re-work your yearly postulates and start looking and thinking big and working out how you will make the biggest difference.
With pushing you too much. I being English also have a control button, however I certainly know what is right and clearing the UK is the right thing to do.
So do what you can and work out how to be the best you can and create the UK Ideal Orgs. It is vital that we make this happen and you efforts are totally appreciated.
Becoming a Humanitarian is the sensible thing to do.
Keep up the good work.
Kind Regards,
Aaron Sheppard
UK Landlord
We need 1200 Humanitarians to get all UK Ideal Orgs done so if you have not yet put that on your admin scale.
With pushing you too much.
Come on….
At least the guy is polite. Though a pitch on “Ideal Orgs” based on it being the “sensible thing to do” is counter-intuitive….
And finally, a “Needs and Wants” missive to their “Theta Buddies” that would embarrass even Dan Sherman.
I guess all their Thanksgiving recipes and good cheer are going to be flushed down the crapper when it’s discovered they are promoting people actually STAY HOME AND COOK during the most important EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THGE UNIVERSE.
You can expect a secret declare to be forthcoming on the Tobins for being directly CI to COB intention. OMG.
From: Needs & Wants
Sent: Nov 1, 2013 8:35 PM
To: !RMT
Subject: A November to Remember…Dear Theta Buddies,
I’ll start by saying that November 2013 will be remembered as the month that the flame of truth shone so bright, the Sun was embarrassed to come out all winter! If you haven’t heard already, the Grand Opening of the new Flag Mecca, the Release of Golden Age of Tech II and the Release of Super Power are all happening November 15th, 16th and 17th! Oh, and just to make things even more memorable, the IAS Event is on the 29th (at Flag)!
That said, life and business go on for the rest of November. And there’s a holiday in there somewhere… Thanksgiving, I reckon. That’s where NEEDS & WANTS newspaper comes in handy! Our bright yellow November edition is already on its way to our distribution points in L.A. and Clearwater, and our full-color, totally Interactive Online Edition is up right now at http://needsandwants.org
Because it’s Thanksgiving month, we’ve packed this edition with lots of cool holiday recipes… you only have to click on the little Turkey icons sprinkled throughout the paper to bring up some of YouTube’s top chefs covering every aspect of the holiday menu, from appetizers to desserts. And our feature articles and reviews this month will most certainly help boost your survival potential.
But at our core are the Jobs, Income Opportunities, Services, Products, Housing, Education, Art and our monthlyListings pages that are the prosurvival communications from our community members and businesses, to YOU. They want to help you to Flourish and Prosper! And so do we…
So check out our November issue and outflow some communications of your own to these fine people.
And you’re always welcome to write us with questions, comments and success stories! ( needsandwants@att.net )
Thanks for being part of our dynamics, and have a super-productive, wonderful, keyed-out November!
ML,
Randy & Cyndie Tobin
Theta Media Group, Inc.
Publishers of Needs & Wants newspaperP.S. Please forward this to your Scn friends–it will aid their survival, too…
— “I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE RECESSION!”Needs and Wants newspaper – www.needsandwants.orgTheta Media Group – www.ThetaMediaGroup.com–Anthea“A culture is only as great as its dreams, and its dreams are dreamed by artists.”L. Ron Hubbard
” But on the other hand, it is actually something much more.” Notice how snide that remark is? Yuk, the Golden Age of 1.1
“With pushing you too much. I being English” Do they have TRs for grammar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op0kJ0N0p0M
You would never have Imagined you are posted on Mike Rinders blog
The other emails were quite tame (aside from the mixed metaphors to all them “theta buddies” ) compared to the following Hyperdrive of Hyperbole from down under.
Sheeeesh
“Given the next phase in the Golden Age of Tech encompasses everything on the Processing side of the Grade Chart and everything on the Training side, that means training right through Class VIIs, Class VIIIs, Class XIIs, as well as Super Power and Cause Resurgence.”
Oh please.
The above must have been issued by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy Department.
I mean with the exception of Super Power and Cause Resurgence isn’t this what Orgs have been doing since the early ’70’s?
BTW maybe somebody should tell the Redundancy Director of Redundancy Director that Super Power and Cause Resurgence are not part of the actual Grade Chart.
Oh I forgot.
Silly me.
They now have a “Living Bridge” which seems to have sprouted a coupla extra actions.
Anyhoo….
Speaking of arbitraries:
“As to the magnitude of the Golden Age of Tech II materials, the quantity is massive for both the Training and Processing sides of The Bridge – including 25 courses and 2,416 pages of issues, not to mention all other elements such as books, Golden Age of Tech drills binders and breakthrough training aids. Altogether it totals 2,914 individual items, and all of it in 17 languages.
Chairman of the Board said, “We are training on the Grade Chart – all of it. We are training the supervision and precision delivery of training and auditing. On the one hand, it’s just like The Basics, with a full restoration and recovery of every single word of LRH tech and an obliteration and eradication of every last molecule of alter-is and arbitrary. But on the other hand, it is actually something much more. Because it also represents the culmination of LRH projects to make available what has never been available before. And, in terms of training, add an ounce of ‘magic’ that results in what can only be described as total certainty.””
Supposedly RTC was supposed to have eliminated all arbitritraries back in “90’s with RTC Bull__(I’ll let you fill in the blank) “Arbitraries ‘Canceled'” which actually created more arbitraries like minor stuff relating to the State of Clear which they found no one actually was ‘lesson they did the Clearing Course.
Or that Ron never wrote FPRD Form 10B which gave ’em license to write up these so called “tailored” Eligibility Sec Checks that made the “Classified Confessional” (one the GO used to use back in the day that was the size of fricken telephone book) look like a rudiment question.
Which they not only did once which is what you are supposed to do before the person starts Advance Course but over & over & over &…..
Not only that but they’ve invented another “Eligibility Sec Check” form before a Class VI Grad can start Class VIII!
And replaced the usual 53 and 40X to F/Ning on Solo Series 11 to everything plus the fricken Kitchen sink for “Preps”.
They get rid of any more arbitraries like this and no one will be able to move up the Bridge living or dead.
“The final phase of our Golden Age is all-inclusive, meaning from the bottom of The Bridge to the top, on both sides of the Grade Chart: On the Training side, it includes Student Hat, Pro TRs, Pro Upper Indoc TRs, Pro Metering, Academy, New Era Dianetics and Solo. On the Processing side, it’s Purification, Objectives, Expanded Grades and New Era Dianetics and further includes Power, Super Power and Cause Resurgence.
The Golden Age of Tech Phase II is not a ‘refinement’ of Golden Age of Tech – it’s a whole new world. No, it does not change the Gradation or Classification Levels. Yes, it does remove any and all arbitraries – in fact, it obliterates them.”
Uh huh.
The only thing these changes will probably do is “obliterate” any and all forward progress up the Grade Chart.
Though ya gotta give ’em a 10+ for Orwellian Double Speak.
“If you want to be ready for the new Golden Age that is coming, if you want to make stunningly fast progress, now is the time to get through your Basics.”
Oh yeah like almost 35 years on “New” OT VII for most Pre OTs is “fast” Now they’re gonna make faster by insuring you’ll never finish that Level in this Life Time.
“Whether you study the Books and Lectures Courses in your org or the Extension Courses wherever you are, this is the knowledge you need to launch yourself to Clear and OT.
The ability to deliver the Golden Age of Tech Phase II is built right into Ideal Orgs
Across the planet, every org must be Ideal. Org by org, city by city, country by country…. We are building a new civilization.
This is really about to be the biggest boom in Scientology history.”
These Churchies must be legends in their own minds. They think a virtually empty “Ideal Org” is somehow building a new civilization.
Granted they are building something over there and spending a lot of time renovating it.
But it ain’t a new civilization that’s for sure.
There’s more I can say but I’ll move on.
“LRH said this in LRH ED 101 Int THE IDEAL ORG:
“Anything which is short of an ideal org is an outpoint that can be put right. The end product is not just an ideal org, but a new civilization already on its way.””
Funny how they give the RED instead of the actual HCOPL which it became and don’t quote the whole paragraph from which it came.
Guess they’re worried that people who still have a copy of the Management Series may actually look it up and find out what what the Ol’man really said about ” The Ideal Org” and how gradients do actually apply despite his holiness saying otherwise.
The Policy is part of the Data Series. DS 40 to be exact 12 March 1975.
Check it out sometime.
“Anything which is short of an ideal org is an outpoint that can be put right. The end product is not just an ideal org, but a new civilization already on its way.”
Outpoints can be put right. By executives that can see they’re outpoints. By executives whose service facsimiles don’t get in the way of setting them right. But the bank perpetuates the bad while destroying the good.
Hello, David Miscavige!
POT,
I my opinion Sir Davy is a Ser Fac and an ev purp and probably a continual R/S if you got the suppress off.
Personally I don’t think there is any room for any thing other than reactive computations.
Maybe since they replaced the Bridge with a “living bridge” they could replace their COB with a “living being” as well.
Are Scientologists posting on Mike Rinders site ready for this ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC2Nvo_I3os#t=512
I hope that they don’t try to send all that hype across the Internet at the same time. There could be dire consequences!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34r6RGF2JLA
I love it…. Bullshit traveling over the communication lines.
It’s sad to see how much emotional investment these faithful have placed in Gat II salvaging the Church. Sorry but as long as the focus is on fundraising the wins will be few and far between. No matter how keyed out you get being subject to mass quantities of begging makes the gains disipate.
The bright side to all of this is DM has played his last card. No more revisions, no more re-releases, no more anything. The Bridge is COMPLETE in RCS. Even more fascinating than all of his alterations and perversions, is WHAT NOW? This latest evolution MUST take the Scn world (and the rest of the world) by storm. We can pretty well bet this isn’t going to happen. Why? Because of his long history of chronically “making it go wrong”. Are we to believe that he has suddenly got HIS shit together? I don’t think DM has changed in 20 years. HIs only excuse for failing has been those darn SPs sabotaging the Tech, or covertly blaming LRH.
So orgs get GAG II and don’t take off like a rocket. What then? I suppose he can continue to blame the staff for getting it all wrong. But all that will do is reduce the number of staff. He can blame the public for being dilettantes, but that will further widen the divide.
Either way, next year is going to be mighty interesting.
No way is HE out of ammo. He’s got OT IX – XV. No one in the organization seems to care at all about the false stats, false promises and obvious failures. No one still playing cares that they take tech direction from a glib moron. The few remaining marks will bite with enthusiasm. Probably need a new bigger ship to deliver these super secret totally OT, OT levels. That will keep the fundraising crew and dufus whales busy for five or ten years.
Good point LDW, didn’t think about IX and X since they don’t exist 🙂
The more time I spend out of the bubble, the more foreign the whole thing is. I’m beginning to think the Kool-Aid drinkers are dedicated to hope rather than tangible progress. And when these sweeping changes are introduced, well that’s just more hope for these guys. Sad, really. Don’t think this story has a happy ending.
Well said, LDW. I talk to people inside often and they are all giddy about this GAG II. So pitiful and pathetic.
So, basically, that little boy has cried, “wolf” for the last time? Very interesting.
Mike, I have a question for you.
Is miscavige still an executive of ASI and as such does he still get a cut of all book sales?
Curious because of the thousands of new materials GAG II will spew onto the market.
Les
No, he is not an executive of ASI, though he is probably a Trustee. He doesnt make money directly from those booksales. People doing what he orders is more important to him than collecting personal money. It’s about the power and his ego.
Thanks
1 of 5
1/5 Big Vision at the Beginning – Phil Spickler, 03-27-2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPcWa2hnmn4
Post tent event analysis:
A Gulfstream G 650 fully fueled at Clearwater executive airport can be airborne
in 20 minutes and over the Gulf of Mexico headed for anywhere in South America non stop. .Landing early next morning in time for embassies to open and accept asylum applications.
D.M.will have a Golds Gym bag ( or similar) with bankbooks, checkbooks, atm cards, creditcards and Ray Ban sunglasses.
And a number of gold bullion bars like “Chow” in the Hangover III movie. Maybe they are related. Can you confirm or deny, Ron Miscavige, Sr.? We’re still waiting to hear from you. Remember, if you don’t report it, you are an accessory…
This is what happens when businesses go bankrupt…the final “big sale” or “grand offer” that insiders hope will save the business. Once it is over, and no one bought in, the ball game is over…people realize it is time to move on. They pack their bags and get new jobs. They do know what is happening, after all. It just takes that final shock to provide the “aha” moment.
The only ones left will be the real kool-aid drinkers and maybe half the SO. 3000-4000 total maybe. If a regular business, they would fold, but as they are a church with buildings, they will hang out like EST for who knows how long…but nobody will really care as they will have no power.
It’s a wee bit different since those SO staffers actually LIVE in some of those church buildings and sooner or later will be without a roof over their heads. As I began to write this I realize that it’s not too different than those ejected from their home by virtue of a flood, tornado, or hurricane. Except for one thing, a lot of those people would have some terminal, like the Red Cross or family to help them regroup. I think a major portion of SO and org staff had been disconnected from family and friends for so long it will prove difficult to ask for help, at least in the beginning. And, let us all decide that we ARE close to that beginning!
Most of the people on the outside still love those left in, they will mostly not give up on family and loved ones. Once the whole thing comes crashing down, we can reclaim our friends and family from the tyranny that has held them.
There will need to be more help and love than condemnation and ‘told you so’ when the wall comes down.
Please talk to me,
wont you please come talk to me
just like it used to be
come down, come talk to me
+1 Lovely!
I agree with you, Billy. The picture that is painted is that the SPs are like piranha, waiting to devour a Scientologist who leaves. On the contrary, we are happy to help the person decompress and to see how they were right for leaving DM’s slap happy, squirrel group.
You who are lurking and doubting, you are right. Something is wrong and DM IS squirreling. You don’t have to make a big splash to leave, just quietly don’t go anymore and don’t give any more of your hard earned money. Contact those you know who are out and ask for their help. They will. If you don’t know anyone, write Mike. He can direct you to someone. Good luck and we’ll see you on the REAL other side that LRH mentioned.
So, COB says this is “an eradication of every last molecule of alter-is”. “But on the other hand, it is actually something much more”. His Shrimpitude can’t even keep it straight from one sentence to the next.
check ebay for a LOT more like that.
And I remember the days when Kool Aid drinkers would get in ethics trouble if they tried to sell used Scn books, meters etc. And if you bought a used meter you’d also get frowned upon. When I asked why, I was told because it is competing with the org and violates the reference about cutative rates. (which was about what to charge for auditing and NOT about books and meters.) So they twist whatever LRH they can to make sure they have a monopoly and that no one does anything but flow money uphill.
Speaking of meters for sale – it’s so funny that I just saw this post here because I just saw someone advertising their meters for sale on Facebook. Some of you under the radar folks might want to grab these if you need ’em:
Rebel Dean
I have 2 Quantum E meters for sale. A navy blue and a Forest green. Both excellant condition,case,cans,etc . Im looking for around £1500 each. Let me know. ARC Rebel and Sarah Dean
Search FB for Rebel Dean and you can reach him about them.
I’m looking for a set of cans and a certain sized can divider if you know of any.
Don’t know of any off the top but that UK guy might have some. 🙂
Hi Cindy,…..Speaking of ads I found this one below in the Tampa Craigslist.
Moving to smaller place – need to sell some crap.
selling wrought iron dining room table base
4 wicker chairs
suede chair and ottoman set
18 basic scientology books – new never opened sealed.
Never thought I would ever see something like this. But this is what you get with Miscavige as the “leader”. Scientology advertized as crap to be gotten rid of.
Love it. Here’s an idea, K Francis: Copy and paste this ad into an email and mail it to all your Kool Aid drinkers still in and say, “Buy your LRH materials at huge discount, see below.” And this way it looks like you’re innocently trying to help them get their LRH library,when in reality you are showing them that people are leaving the church and calling the materials crap and they should start looking.
Jane Doe – you always have the right angle on things. 🙂 Brilliant.
Thanks , Indie 8 Mill!
+1 !
Mike, I ‘ll tell you where you are absolutely wrong ……… NOTHING would embarrass Dan Sherman!
You mean Dan Sherman the hack
Sorry, I was off line after I though Humanitarian was one million USD.
I got a BONER that lasted longer than 4 hours and had to see my weenie doctor.
!20 million isn’t all that much compared to over one Billion, whew.
A Gulfstream G 650 is 60 million so that’s Two Gulfstream executive jets ( 120 million)
One Blue and One Pink ( for Tom Cruise) How sweet, I have tears for the love birds.
Love I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
In your eyes
The resolution of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
I see the light and the heat
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
The heat I see in your eyes
Love, I don’t like to see so much pain
So much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for our survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive
And all my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
“Digging in the dirt
Stay with me I need support
I’m digging in the dirt
Open up
Find the places I got hurt”
Are you ready???? I’m going to make a POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, wait I’ll make a CUP OF TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’ll be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol!!!
I had a number of VERY choice comments to make …. you can be sure of that. But …. you know, this is kinda brilliant in its own way. People involved in any religious movement (or any movement really which is “quest driven”) LOVE this kind of stuff. To us, it seems SO fucking out the top, but people who are getting these emails (if they’re not overwhelmed by 25 courses, 2,416 pages and “humanitarian” demands) get revitalized by this stuff. LRH started this with his over the top hyper hype intro and section on clear in DMSMH, he kept it going 1000 times more in the Philadelphia lectures and KSW and never stopped telling the folks that THIS is the only way to TOTAL freedom and the way out for the entire world. With the thousands of experienced auditors having left the CoS and dwindling numbers on service now down to a tiny tiny amount of people, Miscavige is playing the best, and really only hand he has to keep this miniscule group of people awake and in the group for a while longer.
Yeah I agree Joe,
Ron was somewhat over enthused but he actually had something to back it up with.
Like running an engram and having a chronic somatic blow for good or going exterior with full perception or in general some cool mind altering experience that made LSD seem like aspirin.
BTW one of the Ol’man’s favorite books was Huxely’s Door to Perception. He mentions this in an Operating Bulletin.
I mean what do they have to look forward to in the Church these days.
The three swing F/N has pretty much killed any releases possible.
So they go on hoping like some PCs in sessions do when the auditor fucked up totally and tries running this and that or doing Freudian Analysis or reading the guy’s tarot cards or tea leaves or doing an Astrological Chart and finding out they are a Virgo too or something else other than rehab the process that the PC went release on 5 hours earlier.
Most trained auditors used to get a bad rep as PCs because they wouldn’t put up with that shit.
But your untrained PC will because they keep hoping they’ll get the same win that they got when they ran O Pro by Dup back in the ’70’s.
This is pretty much what is left in the Church these days. Since most auditors I know blew in total exasperation because they wouldn’t put up with that shit.
So what you have left is the “true believers”. The ones who have turned Scientology into a faith based Religion. Who are hoping that Dear Leader Davy will squirrel the tech up enough so that they actually make a gain.
Sad and pathetic in a way.
These are going to be a FABULOUS few weeks. I wish we had a 24-hour Scientology Channel run by you guys: Mike, Tony, OTVIIIisgrrr8 and some others with the proper perspective. I have a feeling that famous volcano is finally about to erupt.
Tim, that is an interesting idea- a 24 hour Sci Fi channel. You know about the cameras posted to trees next to Mosey and Marty’s place? Well….what about posting (hidden) cameras around certain Flag buildings for a “fly-on-the-wall” viewpoint. Some audio would be nice, too. Ok, I guess this reveals I’m a little too interested. Like those who watch the buildings get demolished, I look forward to the final puff of smoke as this façade finally folds in on itself. It appears that the last ones won’t leave till there is no there, there anymore. Just what IS it going to take?
krcJenny – that would be an interesting survey question for those in. I wonder how it could be done. “What would you have to have proved to you that would make you believe that “The Church of Scientology” was no longer delivering actual Scientology anymore?”
Can any of our lurkers come out and give us an answer?
Re the survey question you said of, ‘what would it have to take for you to realize the church is not delivering the real tech?” or similar wording… here’s an idea: next time someone calls you to “do a survey on you” (which is never a real survey but is a covert way to recruit you to staff or get you to donate etc)… next time they ask to do a survey on you, you respond, “only if you let me do a survey on you first.” And then you ask the above question. It would do one of two things: minimally it would get the person off the phone fast or it might even make them start to think and ask questions and look.
Exactly, Jane. Get them to look.
If they won’t look, they can’t see. If they can’t see, they can’t learn. IF they won’t learn, they’ll continue to get bamboozled and taken for everything they have.
Bottom line = if they don’t look it is absolutely non-survival across THEIR dynamics.
Just how many times can they ” blow the roof off the joint”??
I’ve heard similar promises about a thousand times. Stand and deliver boy!!
Oh yeah! Nothing needs obliteration and eradication like the tech. Next we’ll need hazmat tents to cleanse us before we can enter the vicinity of idealness. I have a bad feeling about how this is going to end, for the rcs.
These are questions about Davey’s statement that one would hope that those currently “IN” would be thinking.
“We are training on the Grade Chart – all of it.”
(What else would “we” have been training on all of these years?
Why haven’t we been training on “all” of it before this?)
“We are training the supervision and precision delivery of training and auditing.
On the one hand, it’s just like The Basics, ”
(Looking over the original training route on the Grade Chart written by LRH there is no such thing as the “Basics”. This wouldn’t be an arbitrary created by Davey would it?)
“with a full restoration and recovery of every single word of LRH tech”
(Are there HCOB’s that were never issued? Davey hasn’t been holding back LRH’s tech from us… or has he? Oh wait, maybe it was the soon to be released, in six weeks, Super Power back in 1978.)
“and an obliteration and eradication of every last molecule of alter-is and arbitrary. ”
(I wonder just who keeps altering the tech and introducing all these arbitraries? It couldn’t be Mister 3 swing Davey could it? Why are OTVIII’s who are cause over MEST re-doing their objectives?)
“But on the other hand, it is actually something much more.
Because it also represents the culmination of LRH projects to make available what has never been available before. ”
(What did LRH fail to make available? Who has been holding back LRH’s tech, 27 years after his death?)
“And, in terms of training, add an ounce of ‘magic’ that results in what can only be described as total certainty.”
(Where can I get this magic? Maybe upping my “status” will get me an ounce of magic. This wouldn’t be some hidden data line that Davey is making up, could it? Maybe this is the magic that has been making scientologists disappear the world over.)
I’m sure this new tidal wave will wash quite a few “In’s” to a new status of independent and “Out”
“You need to be through your Basics books and lectures and have a full conceptual understanding of your religion.”
I didn’t come anywhere near achieving this until after completing the full SHSBC, auditing thousands of hours, listening to EVERY PUBLICLY AVAILABLE LECTURE, and making it through OTV. And I still fell short.
Is this a problem for the “WE ALWAYS DELIVER WHAT WE PROMISE” policy?
Because the BASICS do NOT contain modern Scientology in any way shape or form. What book describes doing your third Purif? Or your third TRs and Objectives course? Or your Third PTS/SP course?
Is that IDOT promising a full conceptual understanding of Scientology just by studying a piddling number of books?
Most importantly, in THE AUDITOR article No. 18 (WHAT EVERY AUDITOR SHOULD KNOW), LRH clearly says that “Standard Technology is not contained in any of the books of Dianetics and Scientology. Standard Technology is contained in Hubbard Communications Office Bulletins.” Who taught this guy Scientology? Who’s side-checking is moronic claims?
Plain Old Thetan, what a good writeup you have here. Facts are laid out and I didn’t know the one in the Auditor Magazine. Good one. Can you email me privately with the non-standard way they are being taught to pull a MW/H versus the LRH way to pull a MWH? My email address is janedoe2@hushmail.com.
POT,
They’ve squirreled up rudiments tech in general not just MWHs on Pre OTs.
I mean what’s the usual action when you can’t fly a rud with suppress or false per C/S Series 1 ?
A GF.
Not a frickin’ 28 button prep check!
Yet this is what they are taught on the ST (for Squirrel Tech) Drills.
Not to mention the fact that they now have ’em running “justifications” as part of MWH handling.
“Justifications” is a process!
It’s like running Problems of Comparable Magnitude to get the Problems Rud in.
Yeah so ARCX’s includes R3H but the thing is it isn’t a process.
Your just indicating BPC.
Your ref is the HCOB Standard Tech Data and about a dozen or so references on the BC on when you can’t clear a rud on 2wc.
The reason I have such an itsy bitsy teenie bit of charge on all this is because of all the shit I went through when I queried this BS.
Remote viewed, seems like there is charge on that (what you wrote on your post.) I understand. Thanks for the details of the tech changes.
“full restoration and recovery of every single word of LRH tech and an obliteration and eradication of every last molecule of alter-is and arbitrary”…Apparently Miscavige found and declared the person who removed LRH’s written orders directing all Scientologists to drop everything and donate everything they have to making Ideal Orgs. Whoever it was found and removed them from EVERY course pack, EVERY checksheet, and EVERY qual library across the face of the planet. One of the most thorough jobs of “editing” ever enacted by a covert enemy seeking to destroy Scientology.
About every six years (1991, 1996, 2001, 2007, 2013) Miscavige personally “discovers the alterations and restores the tech to pure LRHness”. Yet Ideal Org programs are still running in the Valley and San Diego. Yet the Golden Age of tech for OTs still teaches pre-OTs the EXACT WRONG WAY TO RUN A MISSED WITHHOLD. Yet the GAT I buttons drills still treat Misunderstood as a Left-Hand button. We can tell from the prima facie evidence that HE still hasn’t found and fixed ANYTHING. He just SAYS he has.
What does Aaron Shepard mean when he says ‘we’re going to handle governments’? If that was written in the U.S. there might be a little Homeland Security interest in that, given Scientology’s history with the government and all.
2nd generation SO. His parents are long-time GO/OSA/ABLE Heather and “hit them baby one more time” David.
The planet needs clearing alright….
of horseapples like those emails and any poor schmuck buying into them.
Do you suspect all auditor certs will be “cancelled” again like they were after the GAT I roll-out? A lot of auditors threw in the towel for good because of forced retraining back then.
I don’t think there is anyone left who has a cert to cancel.
Most “Ideal Orgs” don’t even have an auditor on post.
Which sorta tells ya what Dave’s idea of what an “Ideal Org” is.
Touche’ and so true. No auditors = ideal for the Miscavige racketeering cartel. Keep ’em stupid, keep them keyed in. Sort of like the dumbing down of America.
Oh, there’s a parallel? Go figure.
Why would the new Government Approved Scientology do anything differently?
Exactly. He has to be government approved. His MO is exactly the same as the current, um, official.
Only teleprompters, indefinite detention, whether innocent or guilty, they get to keep you under lock and key. Interesting how that Las Vegas, New Mexico Scn base is only 100 miles from the entrance to the gov’t underground tunnels. I wonder how many tickets he bought to allow him entry after they push the button. Should I guess that Shelly and Heber aren’t invited…but that Tom and his motorcycle are?
Just wondering how many are confirmed to arrive at FLB for the super duper event of the universe? That would be interesting to know.
Now all we need is another law suite to stop this whole charade in its tracks while DM tries to figure out how to avoid another deposition. That would be delicious.
“We are going to handle the governments on this planet and turn this place inside out. What do we need in order to be prepared for this?”
In order to prepare for handling the governments on this planet, the first thing you need to do is recognize that your “leader” is a completely untrained squirrel who is a certifiable SP, sociopath, anti-social, dick who is conning the hell out of you. All arbitraries lead right back to your precious COB.
The delusion is reaching fever pitch.
Geeeeze, what on earth does it take to keep someone so helplessly obedient and enraptured when the con is so obvious?
Apparently more Cool Aid is their answer. But like any pain killer more and more is needed to do the trick until it doesn’t work any more and then the person is left with even more pain to deal with. Perhaps the NED drug rundown can someday be used to handle this. For example: “Are there pains connected with taking Cool Aid?”, etc.
AFAIK handling a case has to do with getting off bypassed charge. Putting more charge on the case in order to run it out (and make more money) through its many “new” handlings or to create more of it by abuse will eventually snap them out of the trance because you’ll just run out of money or patience. Out with the old, exhausted human atm; and in with the new mark. Intended, I don’t know.
LDW and Flexible Flyer – sad, but true.
Pretty sure a humanitarian is 100K. 1200 x 100,000 = 120,000,000. Just 120 million they want from English scientologists for buildings, no bridge included. I guess they plan to bankrupt the whole lot of them.
It’s such a shame. Cyndi is a sweet being. Randy, on the other hand, has gotten more and more Kool-Aid stained as he’s moved up the Bridge (to OT VII, I believe).
More judgmental, less tolerant and more desperate to get the money for his OT VIII. I might be wrong but last I heard, he was trying to scrape it all together while Cyndi has been hanging out around Clear for a long time. Some movement for her but everything has been flowing to him for quite a while.
“The religion and civilization which are barbaric and heathenish build splendid temples; but what you might call Christianity does not. Most of the stone a nation hammers goes towards its tomb only. It buries itself alive. As for the Pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraged enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs.” –Henry David Thoreau (on “Ideal Orgs”)
Oh man…I am so over the “arbitraries removed” BS we have been hearing for 20 years…and the 1200 needed humanitarians, when there are not even that many left in the church. Big yawn on that. But now the guy in email 2 is totally denigrating Thanksgiving, which is my favorite holiday…love and thanks for life, family and all that is good, with nothing attached but good food and fun. What an idiot.
Contrary to the claims of a poor, unemployed, bitter defrocked apostate on the very fringe of the internet spewing anti-religious hate and propaganda in a vendetta because he can no longer “run with the big dogs in the tall grass”, Etica e Verita (Ethics and Truth) has published the Truth (as the name of the blog implies) about CoS stats, showing that they are continuously in affluence or normal.
“Ecco la statistica cumulativa dei Clear fatti a Flag negli ultimi quattro anni: “
(“Here are the statistics of cumulative Clear Flag made in the last four years:” )
http://www.eticaeverita.org/sites/default/files/images2013/stat-clears-made.jpg
“Come si può vedere è in costante ascesa anno dopo anno. E la stessa cosa vale per i completamenti degli OT Preps su ben cinque anni:”
(“As you can see is on the rise year after year. And the same thing goes for the completions of OT Preps of five years:” )
http://www.eticaeverita.org/sites/default/files/images2013/stat-otpreps-completions.jpg
Source: http://www.eticaeverita.org/la-volpe-e-l%E2%80%99uva
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Note for those who didn’t catch the Deceptive Lie:
Both graphs are cumulative stats. Unless the value is zero, the cumulative stat is always going up.
http://www.icoachmath.com/math_dictionary/Cumulative_Frequency.html
Kind of reminds me of a saying which was in vogue in Russia in 1974. There were only two approved newspapers published in those day, Pravda (Truth) and Izvestia (News). The saying was “There is no truth in the news and no news in the truth.” All party line stuff, just like the current iteration of the czerch.
Reading those three emails in rapid succession leaves me feeling dizzy. But it strikes me that, beyond the hyperventilation, what all three have in common is an eerie sense of distance and detachment from the great tidings of the hour: the planet-shaking goings-on in Clearwater.
“The mountains are high, and the Emperor is far away.” That’s a venerable Chinese observation but it seems strangely apt here. None of the authors of these messages seems to feel any personal involvement in whatever antics David is about to perform in Clearwater. No one suggests they will be there. No one seems to expect the message recipients to be there.
Indeed the whole GAT Superbug Flag Reswelling is inserted here as a sort of flashing lurid GIF at the top of the same dull body text as last week and the week before: Do your Humanitarian! Make every foggy UK bottomland Ideal! Click here for FUN income opportunities!
No doubt it’s risky to generalize from a few isolated appeals. But with less than two weeks left for David to figure out how to screw up, cancel, pave over, exteriorize or otherwise blow his Last Big Chance, I believe we are seeing clear signs that, to the troops in the trenches, it really just doesn’t matter.
Aaron and others, yes it’s been awhile since you sent emails. Good night.
120 million bucks for all the idealized UK orgs?
If the SP Building by itself was about 200 million, how he hell our cherished PoB will be capable of sensible spending in those projects?
Has he been to Haiti or Addis Ababa to learn improved project costing and scheduling?
I seriously doubt it, as his slicknes is such an accomplished engineer!
Welp, I must put my 2 cents in today. I noticed when I opened up the needs and wants, the ad for aloe skin care sales. On Friday, I went to a Christmas Food and Gift show at the Denver Convention center. And, of course, there was the aloe skin care booth. As I was approached by the Sales Person, I had to ask “Is this company owned by Scientologists? Her response, yes. I asked her if she was a Scientologist. She said, No, I am a born again Christian. None of the people that do sales are Scientologists. I told her about my experience with Scientology.
In prior years, I have spoken to the sales people and every time, the sales person was a Scientologist. I guess it is getting very difficult for this Scientology company to hire Scientologists to sell their aloe skin cream.
Years ago I knew a Scn girl who sold the aloe skin cream and she said that a Non Scn (“wog”) company owner tried to hire her once he found out she was a Scn because he wanted to have all Scns working for him. She asked why and he said, “because they work hard and have a work ethic like nobody’s business and they don’t mind the long hours and pay.” It’s like our church trains us to be like slaves. And even some Scn companies I worked for where the owners are the only ones making great money, when the staff complained about no raises, and low pay, they always quoted the LRH reference for SO members about exchange and unit pay and somehow tried to pass themselves off as a SO org rather than a for-profit business. They have their valences mixed up!
Cindy P and Jane Doe – I have some experience with that Aloe crew. One thing about hiring Scientologists is that they always think they can make more than “that.” Whatever that is. So it’s hard to keep them around.
Also, the owners of the companies sometimes don’t keep their word. TASK/Ultimate creations was pretty good in the beginning but then, later, after hiring some ex-SO who tried to run it like an org and the death of Steve Harris, it got ugly and mean.
One company who was selling another product, said that the seller would have an exclusive on an “As seen on TV” product. The seller got to the location and 3 other stores were selling the same product.
Weirdnesses on both sides of the fence on that one.
Indie 8 Million, thanks for your comments on the Scn’s selling the cream etc. I knew Steve Harris, and I think he died from out tech on his case. He had cancer as do so many of the Scn OT’s who are dying before their time.
Yeah, Jane, I think you’re right. It’s a shame because he was a pretty decent guy.
After he left, I heard that the son took over and then he, probably at the urging of a certain heavy set ex-SO woman, fired Alberto Cabillan III who was the glue that held that place together. One of the best sales people I’ve ever known.
I hope he’s out. If you’re reading this, Alberto, come on out, the water’s fine and the tech is standard. You have friends here.
Interesting Indie 8. As far as I know Steve Harris never had kids. He couldn’t have kids. He did marry and divorced rather quickly from that. Is it possible the person who took over the biz was his ex wife’s son? I hope Steve doesn’t get into the church in the next LT. Look for the true group with the true tech, Steve.
Dispersal, definitely lack of coordination, delusion of grandeur but above all very dispersing.
Now, this phrase on the first e mail: “Chairman of the Board said, “We are training on the Grade Chart – all of it. We are training the supervision and precision delivery of training and auditing”…something just does not make sense…I may not get it, but I know somewhere here is a big lie.
Silvia,
I don’t know if I get it either! But DM seems to be inferring that the COS has not been “delivering the whole Bridge”
……I think that is one thing Indies have been trying to tell him for a few years or so. 🙂
When they wrote, “Give money…. it’s the sensible thing to do.” That is a subtle alter-is of the real LRH quote which is meant to make it sound like LRH said this which he didn’t. The original quote they twisted here was, “Join the Sea Org; it’s the sensible thing to do.” So now they twist and change his words to go with giving tons of money for no exchange back and that somehow that is the sensible thing to do and LRH must have said that, so we are only following LRH, when in actuality they just perverted his entire quote. It’s like saying, “murder babies…it’s the sensible thing to do.” Almost as bad as that. I can see it now… any time DM or his minions want you to do something that is off policy they just give you the Tone 40 command and then say, “…it’s the sensible thing to do.” We should counter with picket signs that say, “Leave staff … it’s the sensible thing to do.” “Leave the church … it’s the sensible thing to do.”
LOL, Jane, you’re funny and bang on the button!
Ya know know the old saying that even the devil’ll quote scripture to suit his needs or something like that.
These guys can’t even do that!
Whoever you are, remoteviewed, you have been dead on with every post. Glad to have you around.
Hey thanks Indie.
Me shucks.
I was never that important.
Just a lil’ol fly on the wall at times 😉
Flies can muck up some pretty ‘sacred’ ointment…
But I get the impression that you might be one of those high-tech flies. 🙂 Or at least an “in-tech” one. 😀
Steve Hall said something to me one time that I thought was really very theta. He said, “There is no hierarchy out here. Everyone has the same chance to effect change as anyone else. You might be the one who tips the scales to take care of this problem.”
So I’m passing that viewpoint on to you, little fly. Dive bomb away. Nice to talk to ya.
Holy Molly, Just do it .Stop the Hype, jeezus .
Humanitarian ? that’s how much ? one million bucks ?
1200 ? Please inform the COB that
I was born at night, but not last night.
Wow – another great post Mike. This super hype stuff is the same ole shit for the past 50 years!!
The silver-tongued Dan Sherman better move over for the new kid in town… he’s got competition now.
I think Shermy’s position is pretty secure.
No one can beat him on incomprehensible bloviations.
“We are on the threshold of something HUGE!!!”
What?……have some of John Holmes’s old flicks been put on DVD and are about to be released in a new box set?
(Apologies to the ladies……especially on a Sunday!)
In every other walk of life, this would be called ‘hot air.’
How about “Brain farts”. Like their more physical brethren they consists of virtual nothing else but hot air. 🙂