Skype? Cant afford to fly this guy out? OC Ideal Org is not full? Tell us it ain't so Cathy. This is an IDEAL Org... How can it be ideal if it is not full of people? Word salad for lunch? There are only about 20 different words on this entire page... You have the right to be prosperous... ...to make it to OT! Because you can be damned sure you WON'T make it to OT unless you have a LOT of money. Local hype I always feel a bit sorry for these backwoods orgs. Surely they don't believe even their sheeple buy into the idea … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
How long will it take? They are STILL trying to recruit Paul Schofield for staff at Auckland org even after the post last Saturday... "Breakthrough accomplishments" We have nearly broken 6,800 ever on or through Solo NOTs and Tampa CF is done through the letter "F".... Birmingham IS going ideal... "The freight train has started..." Wonder if this person also writes copy for HAPI? Hello, Birmingham IS going Ideal. The freight train has started and will not be stopping until the cycle is done. The first Sea Org projects have arrived. This in … [Read more...]
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I will train for the rest of my life... Of course you will. Recycling through the Student Hat and on up as GAT III, then GAT IV and on and on are "released" with "epic breakthroughs to speed your progress up the Bridge." Wonder if you will EVER wake up? Shortbread? At least they have the right country. But really not much of a reason to give money for a building... And clouds too... Yikes - L. Ron Hubbard Gallery is closed? Yelpers pranking? Renovations? All-hands CF filing? Moneywinds Learn about the Vampire Personality from a true … [Read more...]
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Somewhat abbreviated this week due to circumstances beyond our control (not really, it's circumstances I chose to not control)... Boom it with Filing Makes NO sense, but what else is new? Why I did it? Absolutely no good reason other than status Our stats surpass Mt Everest Whatever that means. 440 million children? They can't even support "24 million"... BS stats This is for 150 Class V orgs, including 40 "ideal orgs" plus the SO Orgs and FSO and all Missions and groups. And it counts "extension courses." I wonder how you … [Read more...]
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Come To The Flag Dear me, it just cannot be this hard to get all the words onto a poster I did something which truly helped... No you didn't. Babe watch Still saying Tampa "is making" staff a viable career. It should be that by now. These are really becoming like the prude version of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. They have nothing to do with Sports. And this has nothing to do with Orgs/being on staff/SO. Discounts. Discounts. Hurry. Hurry. Nothing like "Ron's Birthday" as a reason to give discounts on the money they will never … [Read more...]
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Exclusive? How exclusive can it be when the person delivering the "briefing" is not even on Solo NOTs? Intriguing? Really? And she's "got" over 10,000 people up the Bridge? Must be some of the 2 billion that Tom Cruise has got into scientology A fact? What factual information do they have that they are creating an impact on the planet? Must see... A poster with more words in the copyright notice than in the text The magic of Source And the enchantment of Dan Sherman. Should be quite an evening of sleight of hand and … [Read more...]
Upper Class Twit of the Year
He is at it again. John Mappin living up to the unenviable reputation of the stereotypical British upper-class twit, once again making an absurd display of himself with the apparent purpose of getting attention. I could care less, except he makes a habit of pushing his scientology messages on social media, and I have covered some of his forays down the rabbit hole before. Here is a recent Facebook post about the awesome "add" that ran during the Super Bowl: But this post concerns some of his other rather bizarre Facebook activity. Remember, because he has inherited wealth, this … [Read more...]
Regraded Being
Shiny Baubles
Apparently the higher up the scientology "Bridge to Freedom From Your Money" you progress, the more gullible you are to being led around by the nose ring of shiny trinkets. They dangle these little items in front of the sheeple with as much tact as The Publisher's Clearing House. Here is the latest offering -- directed exclusively at OT VIII's. If you re-do all your bottom of the bridge stuff, you will be awarded a "pin" that announces to one and all "Get Ready for OT IX and X" (just to be a nit-picker, why doesn't it say "I am Ready for OT IX and X"? Because undoubtedly the … [Read more...]
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Magic in Orlando All they have is an empty thermometer and ONE person to suck money out of? This is beyond "wishful thinking" this is outright delusion. Recently "back on OT VII" Wonder where he went and why? Such a strange thing to promote. Those are the question I want answered. A "Very Senior Executive" They don't have a name? Doomed to failure Can you imagine two sorrier excuses for "ideal" orgs than Buffalo and Cambridge and they are "teaming up" to "complete" the Toronto continental org? Other than LA Org and NY, the only org in … [Read more...]