How to raise a million dollars for another failed ideal org. Get $382,220 (odd number?) from crazy David Wilson (credit where credit is due; he DOES put his money where his mouth is -- just further proof how crazy he is) and $500,000 from "OUR ROYAL GUV, PRINCESS WARRIOR AND OFFICIAL VALLEY ROCKSTAR GODDESS." Just why is it that Nancy Cartwright is always referred to euphemistically? "The Honorary Mayor Of The Valley" etc etc etc? She is afraid to have her name associated with this nuttiness? Apparently so, in which case, why not just take her money and don't mention her at all? It's a … [Read more...]
Las Vegas Redux Plus Bonus
I had put up an earlier report showing the Las Vegas org parking lot with ONE car taken at 7pm on Saturday. That seemed a bit unfair as orgs shut their doors at 6pm on Saturday apparently and you couldn't expect anyone to be there "after hours" just because they like the place. So, I asked if someone could swing by and take some new shots during the week and during peak production hours. Special Correspondent Mark Fisher obliged and sent in these photos as well as a good write up to put this in perspective. Mark Fisher is an old time management person -- a trained evaluator, in fact he … [Read more...]
WUS Ideal Org Delusions
A little collection of "WUS Ideal Continent" news and it's a remarkable study in cognitive dissonance. First, doesn't it strike ANY of these "OT Committee" people as strange that instead of making their ideal org succeed, the ONLY thing they are being asked to do is raise money for OTHER ideal orgs? Take any one of the completed "ideal orgs" and compare it to the "Ideal Org PL" and see how far from the ideal scene they are. You don't need to look any further than the fact that they are completely EMPTY to know they are NOWHERE. But instead of now doing anything to make their $10 million+ … [Read more...]
GAG II Killed Auditor Training Dead
The training of scientology auditors, even the robots that were being turned out with GAT, appears to be a thing of the past. We have all watched the focus of the church move from training to auditing to statuses to buildings. Miscavige announced (and the church STILL promotes) that GAG II now makes REAL training of auditors possible for the first time ever. And FASTER than ever. Well, here is evidence to the contrary. St Hill is THE original "Training Org" -- home of the St Hill Special Briefing Course and proud of its long tradition of being the "Home of auditor … [Read more...]
UK — Not Thinking Big
Date: Fri, 09 May 2014 From: Claire Chisholm <birmingham@scientology.net>Subject: Just so you know.Dear Xxxxx,I am writing to let you know about a very exciting game that it being played across the UK. The game is to have a combined total, between all UK orgs, of 1000 public on either their Purification Rundown or Survival Rundown by the 6th of June.Birmingham's share of that quota? 100 of our public on their Purification Rundown or Survival Rundown!This is an amazing game and one that everyone can play and win. It will bring about expansion on all dynamics.Just imagine our Org with … [Read more...]
The March 13 Event Was A Total Bust
The "March 13" edition of the International Scientology Nonsense (ISN) has just arrived in mailboxes everywhere. A bit tardy, but one could understand: 146 glossy, 4 color pages of Shermanspeak stream of consciousness is a bit of a task to put together. Though all it does is repeat the contents of the March 13 Event held at the Ruth Eckerd Hall (after 20 years, one would assume that the straight up and vertical expansion would have outgrown Ruth Eckerd Hall that only holds 2300 people...) Of course, reduced to the written page this stuff sounds even stupider than when it is accompanied by … [Read more...]
Some New Pleas From The Bubble
This stuff rolls in the door daily from Special Correspondents and there is just too much of it to publish. Much of it is same old, same old. These three came in just now and each has something a little special about it, particularly the last one. So I figured I would spread the word from Loony Tunes land. The Biggest Global Impact Ever Event Date: Sat, 17 May 2014From: Joel Morris <joelm@citycent.com>To: otcmail@pasaotc.orgSubject: [OTC-Mail] FW: from Sara- Save the DateDear OTCers,Join us on Friday, May 30th for "The Biggest Global Impact Ever Event"!Now that we have … [Read more...]
Quinn The Eskimo
Oh boy, where to begin? No comment on this guy's literacy level. But it still amazes me when I see it. 9 YEARS they have been doing "the fundraise" OMG that is a LOOOOONG time. No wonder the poor Valley are all wore out... You gotta love the LRH quote this guys pulls out of his butt and somehow twists into "so let's all hold hands and agree to turn over our money in one big orgasmic leap of faith." But it only gets better. Because now you know that standard tech delivered in a non-ideal org is just NOT KSW and thus the rate of expansion is hindered. Quinn, did you ever ask … [Read more...]
Criminon – “We Get No Funding From The Church”
Well, isn't that strange? How many events (and Impact mags) have you seen that have crowed about the "success" of Criminon and how it is all attributable to "your support of the IAS." Who has not been "pitched" by an IAS Vulture to "support our 4th dynamic activities, we are salvaging criminals from a life of crime." They have even presented IAS "Freedom Medals" to Criminon people like Greg Capazorio and promoted the fact that THIS is what the IAS does. Ladies and gentlemen -- the unvarnished truth. The Church and the IAS GIVE NOTHING to support the efforts of these people. They … [Read more...]
Austin Hype, Austin Reality
Well, this "Grand Slam Event" was just too good to be true. Literally. I happened to be in Austin this evening, and dropped by the Grand Slam Event. These photos were taken right as the big event was getting underway. Nobody in sight except a woman standing near the table set up in the entrance that had a few lonely Dianetics fliers on it. She was hiding behind the column smoking a cigarette until she saw me taking photos and then scurried inside, leaving the card table abandoned. This org is literally across the street from the University of Texas. Perhaps on … [Read more...]