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Thursday Funnies

July 7, 2022 By Mike Rinder 18 Comments

 

Bunny Rabbits and Freddie Mercury Impersonators

What symbolizes ideal orgs better than this?

And a trip to the Blue Mountains…

Brisbane, Adelaide and Canberra will be ideal in no time.

Forget about the rest of Asia and the Pacific.

 

First?

Is that a sad state of affairs if this is true? Did you see the latest census numbers from Australia where 2000 people in the whole country identify as scientologists? And three of their six orgs are still not ideal…

 

Yeah, sure there are dozens every week

Not

 

Canada Day Graduation…

Chris Baker has command of his life for sure.

 

Vancouver has one too

But they have “iconic” Canadian music.

“Traditional” refreshments.

And dont forget the “blow away” wins

 

This is the type of thing we will be doing soon…

Wow, a mailing of 227 envelopes!

Check out the team doing this.

And this is one of the orgs that are part of the first ideal continent…

 

A “Knock-out” seminar

The Chan Man, undisputed heavyweight champeen of the world…

 

SMP will be filming it

So come on, pretend there are a few of us for an hour or two

 

Complimentary brunch

When Flag is giving away anything for free, times must be tough

 

 

The LRH Data on Cause Resurgence

“Tell that SP Mayo to run around in circles until he drops”

The LRH “tech” behind this foolishness

 

A BBQ and activities for the kids

Oh, and dont forget regging. Nothing says freedom like some high pressure sales

 

 

Kiddie Corner

 

A BBQ — but it’s not free!

Steven’s Creek is one of the first “ideal” orgs and can’t even afford to put on a BBQ

 

Don’t care what this says…

That humanoid flying through circles of light is just creepy

 

None of the above (or below)?

And what about Canberra? That’s not ideal either.

 

Doug E Fresh is back!

 

Oh how sad…

48 YEARS wasted!

 

You do know this is intro auditing?

 

Heading out to join the other zombies…

Nighttime students — see news on Aaron Smith-Levin’s YouTube about the nuttiness happening at Flag

Wonder if they make them sleep in coffins?

 

First, can you get your typesetting sorted out?

And is the best news you’ve got in the summer of dissemination that Vlado went out to sell Dianetics and got a “lot of reach” (and obviously didnt sell a book)

 

Again?

What did they strike before?

 

Can you imagine how much shit these people got?

Scientology is NOT popular in Tampa Bay.

 

Still working on getting that mailing out

For the largest concentration of scientologists on earth, with the model ideal org, two SO orgs, a CLO, Bridge, Author Services and Pasadena, Valley, Inglewood and Orange County ideal orgs in the same area, this is a pretty pathetic show.

 

 

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Filed Under: Funnies Tagged With: ANZO, AOSHAf, AOSHAZNO, Cause Resurgence, Doug E Fresh, graduation, Kiddie Corner, Lydia Hopwood, Malmo Org, Melbourne org, Michael Chan, SMP, Tampa ideal org, Terry Fletcher, Tree Nebeker, valley org, Vancouver, WTH

Comments

  1. Chris Collins says

    July 8, 2022 at 12:48 pm

    Doug E Fresh is a Scientologist? No wonder he hasn’t had a hit song in three decades!

    Reply
  2. Jens TINGLEFF says

    July 8, 2022 at 1:07 am

    “A FILM BASED DVD ON THE BOOK”

    Is that going to make more people ingest the way to haplessness?

    Reply
  3. Imaberrated says

    July 8, 2022 at 12:11 am

    As an ANZO ex, I always feel sad when I recognise names in these promos. Those poor bastards are still there.

    If, by helping Melbourne org, I could “finish” (destroy) Adelaide and Brisbane, it might be worth it!

    Reply
  4. Cayden says

    July 7, 2022 at 9:03 pm

    Why is the lady in the middle of graduation not wearing mask but the others have to!
    Lmfao

    Reply
  5. ExScnStaff says

    July 7, 2022 at 6:43 pm

    The two that amused me most:

    Flying through glowing rings. It actually translates as “How to leave behind the human state and become OT”, and that picture is such an apropos idea of someone being dehumanized.

    The staff longevity. I can feel the love-bombing to convince her that leaving now would be so counter to *her* own intentions.

    Reply
  6. Peridot says

    July 7, 2022 at 2:47 pm

    “Truth About Drugs” pamphlets are an incongruent item to show up with and hand out at a lively, colorful family event, such as a 4th of July parade. As many of us know, these booklets feature ominous upsetting visuals and information concerning the ravages of illicit drug use.

    If you are out strolling your toddler who is holding a balloon and you are both enjoying an ice cream, having one of these booklets slapped into your hand is about as welcome as… a dead cat at a wedding.

    (With homage to “Manners” policy letter from Ron, where he equates poor ability to observe norms and act accordingly with the feline accessory analogy above.)

    Reply
  7. I Yawnalot says

    July 7, 2022 at 1:31 pm

    Well, they sure do take static literally in the CofS. Nothing changes, except maybe to get a lot worse.
    Perhaps they should rename themselves to the religion of “Deja vu.” That’s all I sensed as I read the funnies this week. Hasn’t changed in 30+ years that I’ve noticed, except maybe the emphasis on food and silly costumes. They can’t change the underlying lie, but they can dress it up a bit differently or flashy I suppose.

    Reply
  8. safetyguy says

    July 7, 2022 at 1:11 pm

    Have never heard the Chanman speak. However, I have heard Leah and Mike speak and would rather listen to them, thank you.

    WTH, my version, What the Heck?

    Reply
    • ExScnStaff says

      July 7, 2022 at 6:40 pm

      I watched one video with him, shared by Tony Ortega: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0QJ-kbvUBE&ab_channel=TonyOrtega

      He talks a lot of stuff that makes it surprising no one has reined him in, kinda like Capt. Bill and his aliens.

      Reply
      • Mark Kamran says

        July 7, 2022 at 11:54 pm

        So now they are accepting their failure in producing Harry Poters 🤔

        That admission itself demands ” change” before getting extinct for ever……remember 2025 Age of Extinction ( as written on the wall)

        Leave wog world , go in isolation, diverse business into poultry and dairy farming and and make your own brand of Harry Poters having patent magical wand ✨️ and flying broom to go where no Harry Porter ever gone before …..in dreams 😉

        Age of Paranoia: Era of lies , deceit , fake claims and imposters.🤣🤣🤣🤣

        Reply
  9. Tim says

    July 7, 2022 at 1:02 pm

    Haha! The body language in the Tampa photos says it all. You’ve got the guy with his arms folded in the first photo, the “i’ll take anything handed to me and promptly throw it out” dude in the second, then in the third photo, the one guy with the “WTF, Scientology.. really?” laugh going on as he reads the brochure.

    And what’s with the rabbit costume? Scientology is so goofy. I can hardly decide which party to go to.. music with a rabbit costume dancer, or “traditional Canadian music and refreshments.” If they just playing Celene Dion’s best hits, that is seriously out-ethics and must violate multiple dynamics.

    Reply
  10. Zee Moo says

    July 7, 2022 at 12:56 pm

    “But they have “iconic” Canadian music.” Oh great, Ann Murry and Gordon Lightfoot and Justin Bieber. Please keep me out of the mosh pit.

    Reply
    • Mike Rinder says

      July 7, 2022 at 2:29 pm

      You forgot Drake…

      Reply
      • Tsu Dho Nimh says

        July 7, 2022 at 2:31 pm

        What?!? No love for Rush?!? 🙂

        Reply
    • Alcoboy says

      July 9, 2022 at 12:30 pm

      Did anybody sing ‘O Canada’?

      Reply
  11. Fred G. Haseney says

    July 7, 2022 at 11:20 am

    Re: This is the type of thing we will be doing soon…

    To: Harry Crawford/Aussie & Kiwi Scientologists

    Re: TWTH & DVDs for the National Parliament

    You’ve addressed all 227 envelopes to… the loading dock? Shouldn’t you have mailed them, instead, to Parliament House, Canberra, ACT 2600, Australia?

    Re: SMP will be filming it

    The best part of the first photo which shows a group holding a “Truth About Drugs” banner is the yellow sign in the middle background: “Christ Died for Our Sin.”

    Re: Complimentary brunch

    The Flag OT Committee has a new Bridge action to announce: GOOT.

    Re: The LRH Data on Cause Resurgence

    The host of the Cause Resurgence Rundown Special Briefing should consider changing her name to “Janeece B. Clusters.”

    Re: Still working on getting that mailing out

    Caption for the first photo: “Please do what she (Lydia Hopwood) says: Donate. It’s been fifteen long years, and I need room in my garage to park the family cars.” — Paul O’Malley

    Caption for the second photo: “We haven’t seen hide nor hair of Paul O’Malley for years.” — Calyn Reinhart and Family

    Reply
  12. otherles says

    July 7, 2022 at 9:58 am

    I did typesetting and learned how to type in Junior High School. I also did typesetting in Photoshop.

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/72813079@N00/114517002/in/dateposted-public/

    (If I haven’t been declared yet, I’ll be declared for that one.)

    Reply
    • Alcoboy says

      July 9, 2022 at 12:28 pm

      To: otherles
      From: David Miscavige COB RTC
      Re: getting declared.

      YES! YOU ARE BEING DECLARED A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON FOR ENGAGING IN PHOTOSHOP ACTIVITIES! ONLY ONE BEING IN THE MEST UNIVERSE IS ALLOWED TO PHOTOSHOP AND THAT INCLUDES ME AND THOSE WHOM I PERMIT! SINCE YOU ARE NOT AMONG THOSE SO PRIVILEGED YOU ARE HEREBY DECLARED A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON AND EXPELLED FROM THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY!
      SO THERE!

      ML,
      Dave.

      To: David Miscavige COB RTC
      From: Alcoboy
      Re: Photoshop.

      If engaging in Photoshop is unethical, then why do you do it?
      Oops! Silly me! Just answered my own question!

      No love at all,
      Alcoboy

      Reply

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