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Thursday Funnies

October 27, 2022 By Mike Rinder 20 Comments

This one is going to be the real story….

We are circling the drain, more unpopular than ever, stats going down, more leaving than coming in newly.

So, give us your money.

 

Any excuse for a fundraiser…

They’re supposed to be GIVING OUT candy.

They don’t even know what Halloween is in Australia.

 

Gosh, what happened to Africa?

Maybe they’re not doing so hot despite their promotional pieces that always say they are?

Then again, AOSHEU could be full of bs too.

 

Trick and treats?

I think they might not understand the Halloween concept either

 

They know about parenting

Because they are OT VIII?

Of course, an OT VIII has superior knowledge about EVERYTHING don’t they?

 

A costume contest and stuff…

But no St Hill Special Briefing course at the American St Hill org.

 

United for all an Ideal ANZO!

Is that a sentence?

 

Bet they don’t get 5 people to attend

 

Reserve your times?

 

A Central Files Superstar!

Another one signed up for the Cocoon gathering.

 

He’s got the gray hair

 

Kind of slow there in Chicago

Everyone else jumped on this bandwagon more than a month ago when they were allowed to deliver the Purif again

 

Scientologists for The Republic

WTH does that mean?

I don’t think this campaign is going to accomplish much…

 

What’s wrong with the “ideal org” in Tel Aviv?

 

Still gearing up

 

A Halloween “briefing”??

Three guesses what it might be about.

 

Halloween at noon?

 

Rah rah rah…

The IAS is actually doing NOTHING to make any of these things a reality.

 

Be part of this monumental achievement…

Don’t know what he thinks that is?

Even Facebook is on the Chicago man up bandwagon

 

Kiddie Corner

 

This event is free and open to anyone?

 

A new pitch to fund the “ideal org”

 

Key LRH data…

Running around in circles came from “whole track” research.

 

You’ll need more than a game face

Some other means of support is the first requirement as your staff pay won’t cover your bus fare to and from work daily

 

Halloween BBQ

 

It’s Jennifer

Apparently she doesn’t have another name. Like one of those Brazilian soccer players…

 

Mystery sandwich

 

Buy your coffee here…

 

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Filed Under: Funnies Tagged With: AOSHAf, AOSHANZO, AOSHEU, asho, Chicago, Chick Corea, Dublin, IAS, Kiddie Corner, London Org, New Zealand, Tel Aviv, valley org, Washburn academy

Comments

  1. Overrun in California says

    October 28, 2022 at 3:19 am

    Hey Bob Wade, go look up the word “Slavery”.
    Then do a clay demo of how that pertains to you and your
    thousands and thousands of hours in central files with little or no pay.

    Reply
  2. Todd Cray says

    October 27, 2022 at 8:25 pm

    In observation of Halloween (and the financial shakedown opportunities it may provide) they managed to make Celeb Centre look appropriately sinister. They needn’t have bothered. The ongoing masterson trial has already done plenty of that

    Reply
    • Karl Woodrow says

      October 28, 2022 at 2:28 am

      You are so right, Todd!
      Many years ago great musicians and artists used to perform there, but the Masterson case has exposed the fact that it seems to have become the hangout of a bunch of spoiled, “entitled”, Hollywood sleaze whose behaviors are protected, if not condoned by the Celebrity Center. If I remember correctly the original purpose of the Celebrity Center was to nurture and enhance artists. Apparently they are doing the opposite these days.

      Reply
    • Jens TINGLEFF says

      October 28, 2022 at 8:18 am

      reserve your times with the wizard, leave your wallet with the cashier

      Reply
  3. Real says

    October 27, 2022 at 5:34 pm

    Halloween is the new biggest Holiday for Idle Morgues. VERY apropos

    Reply
  4. Aquamarine says

    October 27, 2022 at 4:21 pm

    Kudos for the Commendation, Jennifer, and well done on shooping in only your first name, so that when you blow staff you don’t embarrass the cult. Then all they’ll need to do is pull it from your Ethics Folder and no one will be the wiser.

    Reply
  5. Angry Gay Pope says

    October 27, 2022 at 3:12 pm

    It must be really demoralizing to put all that effort into sparsely attended events!

    Reply
  6. Cre8tivewmn says

    October 27, 2022 at 1:38 pm

    Magnum Nilsson completed his “mayor” status? Don’t bury such important news in a tweet.

    Reply
  7. Scooter says

    October 27, 2022 at 12:44 pm

    Iirc Dave Sola was a Californian at FSO when we trained there in the late 80s. Now he’s going to Chicago??? Wtf?
    Desperate times indeed for a (mercifully) dying Kult. Sad to see good people still supporting a hopeless cause.

    Reply
  8. jim rowles says

    October 27, 2022 at 12:07 pm

    Helping me ‘expand on all of my dynamics’. Yea right!

    AOLA/ASHO/ SO never liked me saying that I was busy expanding my First Dynamic and my Second Dynamic.

    Reply
  9. otherles says

    October 27, 2022 at 10:04 am

    I keep having to grown.

    Reply
    • GL says

      October 27, 2022 at 4:43 pm

      I also keep having to groan…I mean grown.

      Reply
      • otherles says

        October 27, 2022 at 5:10 pm

        My copy editing still sucks.

        Reply
  10. I Yawnalot says

    October 27, 2022 at 8:54 am

    Kiddies corner with a TA of 5 1/2 and still rising… Here’s hoping the kid cognites and blows the TA down by dropping the cans and running.
    Seriously though, those staged photos are just so much bs it’s sickening. There is nothing genuine about Scientology except their desperation.

    Reply
    • Cindy says

      October 27, 2022 at 3:09 pm

      The picture of the 4 kids from behind with their backpacks was bad because every little kid in the picture had an adult sized backpack that was way too big for their little body. One kid couldn’t even get the straps on her shoulders and so it dragged off her. These OT VIII’s don’t know that you get a backpack that fits the size of your kid. That’s just common sense.

      Reply
      • I Yawnalot says

        October 27, 2022 at 5:31 pm

        The last thing an OT8 has is common sense – that I know personally and painfully. In fact I’d go as far as saying OT8 is the definition of stupid! Geezers, just ponder what you’d have to go through and how much money & integrity it’d cost to have that piece of paper on your wall with your name on it?

        Reply
    • safetyguy says

      October 27, 2022 at 3:12 pm

      “I’m gonna take them cans, I’m gonna shine them up really bright and clean, I’m gonna turn dem sideways and cram them right up yo candy ___!”

      Wonder who said that.

      Reply
      • I Yawnalot says

        October 27, 2022 at 5:34 pm

        Don’t know, but I’d like ’em!

        Reply
  11. Mary Kahn says

    October 27, 2022 at 8:03 am

    “No Social Veneer Briefing” That should be interesting, especially since a scientologists “social veneer” is behind masks of lies and more “social veneers.” It takes a while to figure out one’s true social veneer and then of course, “basic personality” may be gone forever.

    And Lisa Malm and Evan Malm teaching about parenting? Yea right. First of all, she’s not a “working mother.” (Unless I missed something.) She has grown “children” and I believe they all joined the Sea Org. Never take parenting tips from people who think “successful actions” of raising your children is guiding them into joining the Sea Org. It runs a close second to a life of drugs, alcohol and criminality, but both of them, your children will lose their souls.

    Reply
    • GL says

      October 27, 2022 at 4:54 pm

      Have a look Evan talking about Disturbing Midgetmonster –

      https://www.davidmiscavige.org/videos/evan-malm-on-david-miscavige.html

      Makes me wonder if that’s the “before” photo taken just prior to Even inserting his head up Muckmonsters doorway to heaven (heaving?). The “after” photo would give people nightmares.

      Reply

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