I guess Quinn Taufer's brilliant "Affluence Analysis" didn't really pan out. They went from a million dollars to $8,500. I would call that straight down and vertical. But never fear, because Kathy Heard reported that COB remarked "just get Valley done." So, of course, this is the command they will all follow. They remind me of the robot from Lost In Space but without his ability to say "that does not compute." Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 From: Valley Org <valley@scientology.net>Subject: Valley OTC Minutes, Tuesday, June 24, 2014MINUTESVALLEY ORG OT COMMITTEE MEETINGJune 24, 2 … [Read more...]
“There Is To Be Highest Ever Fundraising”
Perhaps the boldest admission yet that "events" are merely chum in the water for the circling sharks. And the tone of this, commanding whoever it is addressed to, that "there IS to be highest ever fundraising" is pretty remarkable. I expect this is someone's (Quinn is that you?) idea of "Tone 40". Sort of reminds me of the Vikings or perhaps Genghis Khan "There is to be complete destruction and maximum rape, pillage and plunder. Nobody shall be spared." Those sharks just love to dine on clubbed seals. … [Read more...]
“It’s Just Being In That Intimate Space With COB”
The hype is rolling out for Maiden Voyage... Our Whole New Universe is the one that only we can perceive I guess. The one where scientology is saving the world and clearing the planet and flourishing and prospering like never before with the real LRH tech available for the first time ever... And now, some reports from on the scene, with a liberal sprinkling of "awesomes," "incredibles," and exclamation points and a very large YUK factor. Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2014From: I HELP UK <ihelpuk@ihelp.org>Subject: Maiden Voyage events. More feedback from those who are there.MORE … [Read more...]
Valley Ideal Org — Only $11.1 Million Still Needed To Get Started
Quinn the Eskimo is baffling them with bullshit out there in the Valley. If you actually read what he says it is complete mumbo-jumbo "you have to be an Ideal Org to become one" Huh? He is really one mixed up dude. If he really wants to repeat his "successful actions" he should dispense with all the bs and simply come out and say it. To keep the affluence going, Nancy Cartwright and David Wilson BOTH need to cough up $550,000 a piece this week. They're not going to get it from anyone else. And if they just keep that up for a few more months (a million or so a week), the current … [Read more...]
Nancy Cartwright Gives Another $500,000 To Valley Ideal Org
How to raise a million dollars for another failed ideal org. Get $382,220 (odd number?) from crazy David Wilson (credit where credit is due; he DOES put his money where his mouth is -- just further proof how crazy he is) and $500,000 from "OUR ROYAL GUV, PRINCESS WARRIOR AND OFFICIAL VALLEY ROCKSTAR GODDESS." Just why is it that Nancy Cartwright is always referred to euphemistically? "The Honorary Mayor Of The Valley" etc etc etc? She is afraid to have her name associated with this nuttiness? Apparently so, in which case, why not just take her money and don't mention her at all? It's a … [Read more...]
More Bust Exposed Plus Bonus
Here are some new "stats" from Flag proving once again, the great boom is a big bust. Flag, like the rest of the scientology orgs, is on a kamikaze death dive. The big push at Flag is now on Purif and "Survival Rundown" completions. 4 times as many of them as Clears. Double the number of Super Power completions. The volume is pitiful for a $150 million dollar building and 1500 claimed SO staff... They claimed to have 200 Super Power Auditors. If they are completing 20 per week, this means the vast majority of these auditors are sitting idle -- which is confirmed by the latest Flag OTC … [Read more...]
Pasadena Panic Stations
Rona has her knickers in a twist because the NUMBER ONE ORG IN THE WORLD HAD 2 PURIF/SRD STARTS IN ONE DAY, and they, the mighty ideal org of Pasadena had zero. The astonishing fact that TWO STARTS in a day puts you on top of the world of Scientology seems completely lost on Rona (or anyone else inside the bubble for that matter). To justify these ridiculous buildings they are in they should have 10 starts every day. at that order of magnitude they MIGHT make 50 Clears a week if they did EVERYTHING right. Even then its only 2500 Clears a year.... And that would possibly make them viable. … [Read more...]
Hold The Phone: Sacramento Ideal Org Made Their First Clear
Wow, great news. Only 2.5 years after opening the magnificent ideal org in Sacramento they made their first clear. Don't usually bother with these OTC Minutes but this was just too much to ignore. And one Clear after 2.5 years is MOTIVATION for Valley to follow in their illustrious footsteps. Doesn't take much to please these people.... At that rate, Sacramento will clear the current residents of their city in a mere 1.2 million years. Just a couple of other nuggets: 135 orgs still need to become "ideal"... They have a single hatted "Producer of Dinners." And Quinn Taufer … [Read more...]
Austin — IS Anyone Interested?
Seems the wheels have come off in Austin (not only....). You may recall I happened to be in Austin for the last big event they held. That one was the "Victory Grand Slam Event." And now this. I wonder if they even knew the XGames were in Austin over the past weekend -- 150,000 showed up to watch and the opening event was a mile away in front of the Texas State Capitol. Almost begging to ask if anyone is interested? But here is the real story. Their last massive fundraiser and "milestone announcement" (funny these milestones seem to happen at every event) was in fact a bomb. And here is the … [Read more...]
What Would Ron Do?
I assume Tampa considers itself "on Source." I would be quite certain, that like all good scientologists are supposed to do, they often think to themselves: "What Would Ron Do?" After reading this, I am pretty sure I know what he would do: declare the "executives" of this org Fair Game and instruct Sea Org members to use R2-45 and reverse processes on them. He ranted for YEARS about "businesses on the backs of orgs" and "scientologists getting rich off org public" and these were not "criminals" (his word) charging $170 to do a seminar in the org giving their version of LRH tech -- pr … [Read more...]