Flying fish? There has got to be a connection between this quote, joining staff and a flying fish... I know I am just not seeing it, but it is probably obvious. IAS United for Nepal The ONLY thing they are "united" about is getting as much money out of you as they can. Money, money, money.... It's always and only about the money. Inglewood Same old pics of the same old white people at this "cultural center in the heart of the African American community." Food, glorious food... But still, … [Read more...]
Archives for June 2015
Flag Is Flatlining
Flag is not putting out stat reports every week any more. That alone tells you things are really not going well. According to L. Ron Hubbard this is the WORST indicator (no report) and indicative of a looming collapse.... The last report before this was 23 April. That is 6 weeks ago. And you can see from this latest report: even though they were willing to finally put it out, the number of Super Power and Running Pgm completions combined are lowest since they were first released (the running tally of reports is below -- the latest week added to the end in bold). No … [Read more...]
Scientology Expansion? Here Is The Proof
You hear David "Let Him Die" Miscavige prattle on in his endless shermanspeak about how popular scientology is and the "massive demand from the public for the answers only we can provide." Much ado has been made by him about the amazing statistics of "hits" on the internet and "visitors" to the the scientology.org site, "3.1428 people every 1.7 seconds think about clicking on one of our fair and balanced videos" blah blah blah.... But of course, there is no evidence to support any of his bold assertions, and everyone not in his thrall laughs, shakes their head and goes on with life … [Read more...]
64X Expansion
42X was not good enough. Let's make it 64X in 17 months. 64 is a good number. 8x8. 4 cubed. 2 to the 6th power. It just has a nice ring to it that connotes exponential expansion.... 17 months I am not so sure about. 18 would have been better, but someone probably decided 17 sounded less contrived. Like instead of saying there were 12,000 people at the SP building ribbon cutting there were 12,311, because nobody would make up an exact number like that unless it was true. But really it is 19 months since GAG II. I suppose if you are going to just make up numbers it doesn't matter wh … [Read more...]
More Ideal Org Insanity: The “LA Org Pattern”
The answer to the question "How will the LA Org pattern boom Cambridge Org?" is VERY simple. It won't. 1. Miscavige is not sending 200 Sea Org members to Cambridge to work from 9am to midnite 7 days a week for free. 2. Cambridge is not located next to a subway entrance so they cannot bodyroute unsuspecting suckers in.... And the 6 MONTH 'apprenticeship" all the Ideal Org EDs have been put through to "train" them on how to bodyroute is utterly meaningless (this is supposedly the key element that made LA Org stats go into "straight-up Affluence"). Like many other "ideal orgs" Cambridge … [Read more...]
Best Wise Convention Ever
Try to ignore the typos, spellos and grammatical hash in this email if you can. The milestone news is that they are going to hold the biggest and "most impacting" [sic] WISE convention ever (of course). They are going to have 1000 people there (not an ice cream's chance in hell of that happening). But here is the REALLY big news. Because demand is so high, they are "reducing the prices". Now that makes sense. So much demand we are reducing prices. Really, they are using "scientology math" or "scientology speak" where reducing the prices actually means, as explained in the next … [Read more...]
Regraded Being
Thursday Funnies
Valley steaming ahead... Like the Titanic. Remember the match game? An "anonymous" donor gave them a million dollars to "match" what anyone else gave so they could "double their status." Last week we showed their promotion indicating there was $933,883 left in the kitty. They have been tearing it up this week, and sent out at least 2 "updates" both announcing new statuses, though one or the other of them apparently gave nothing as the total on both is the same amount remaining -- $926,842. That's just a bit over $7,000. Things have fallen apart since Quinn The Eskimo was banished … [Read more...]
The Miscavige Briefing Course Is “Coming”
We don't know when, but it is going to be "released" at some point.... All those Briefing Course lectures are being gone through with a fine tooth comb to find everything that was ever said wrong by LRH and to add super new indexes using state-of-the-art golden age of indexing tech. Chairman of the Board Religious Technology Center and Ecclesiastical Leader of the Scientology(r) religion, Mr. David Miscavige is working day and night to go through and listen to every tape himself and personally create the index because he cannot trust anyone else to ensure this course is "100% standard … [Read more...]
Those Flag OTs Are Really Something
Here is a bit of the most recent Flag OT Committee newsletter, inaptly named "The OT Force." This is some seriously unimpressive stuff. Their report on the "2015 International OT Convention" is a good measure of the apathy that has set into the shrinking world of scientology. At BEST they claim 287 of the world's "top OT's" arrived at Flag for LRH's Birthday and the Convention. But judging by the photos there were really only about 100 people at the "convention" -- the rest I supposed just happened to be around. Even if 287 were true, it is really a VERY poor show. Remember, they … [Read more...]