Jazz potluck? And an R&B Dutch treat. A Rock and Roll buffet and an orchestral bake-off. Back by popular demand Try lip syncing this while you are playing your air guitar with no socks on: "Loser" (it's a song by Beck) Flag is getting personal And they are "quite literally" going to rock your world with a video. OMG. And the D/CO Flag is personally inviting you because Flag is now 100% accessible -- providing you have enough money... They keep getting weirder and weirder. The video is "unheard of" (?) Maybe because nobody is listening, … [Read more...]
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Promise X3?? More and more cryptic -- they actually think this somehow encourages people to give money? Moneywinds They will do anything to get you there so they can milk you dry once you arrive. "Cheap flights to eternity" has a ring to it... Ideal America... Dream on people. You only have orgs in 10 of the 28 states (including DC and PR)you are responsible for. And only 5 of those have ideal orgs. After 12 years you are less than 20% of the way to having an SINGLE ideal org in every state. You don't even don't even have an ideal org in Chicago, Boston, … [Read more...]
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Ribbon Cutting Fever... These days they will cut a ribbon for anything - a waterfall? Really? No brains required... Surely if you don't need to pay attention to "file CF" there is something a little more entertaining than this they could be showing. How about "The Master"? "Body Snatchers"? Yes, that’s right! You will be able to see Meg Ryan (and Tom Hanks and Kevin Kline) at Tampa Org CF this Sunday. We’re hosting a DOUBLE FEATURE MATINEE Watch two romantic comedies starring Meg Ryan while working on CF. Our Double Feature Matinee starts with You’ve Got … [Read more...]
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Skype? Cant afford to fly this guy out? OC Ideal Org is not full? Tell us it ain't so Cathy. This is an IDEAL Org... How can it be ideal if it is not full of people? Word salad for lunch? There are only about 20 different words on this entire page... You have the right to be prosperous... ...to make it to OT! Because you can be damned sure you WON'T make it to OT unless you have a LOT of money. Local hype I always feel a bit sorry for these backwoods orgs. Surely they don't believe even their sheeple buy into the idea … [Read more...]
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How long will it take? They are STILL trying to recruit Paul Schofield for staff at Auckland org even after the post last Saturday... "Breakthrough accomplishments" We have nearly broken 6,800 ever on or through Solo NOTs and Tampa CF is done through the letter "F".... Birmingham IS going ideal... "The freight train has started..." Wonder if this person also writes copy for HAPI? Hello, Birmingham IS going Ideal. The freight train has started and will not be stopping until the cycle is done. The first Sea Org projects have arrived. This in … [Read more...]
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HUGE News! But then again, has there EVER been a scientology event that is not huge, epic, monumental blah blah blah Of course, the huge news is: a) we need your money now and b) you need to get busy on our backlogged CF. Speaking of CF Tampa is still working on theirs. And they are taking things to "light speed" -- everything except their filing backlog I guess. That is going at "snail's pace." Emptiness But they tried to make it look like there are people by having a CGI image of an image of people running through the org... What … [Read more...]
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The Old Guard Generally reflecting the state of scientology, the old guard is pretty much all there is left... Fatten them up before the slaughter... Or: You gotta use some cheese to catch the mouse It's a Mega New Status! Really? Truth in Advertising For once. Really it should say the Brave or the Stupid. Ideal Org -- What do you get? Big old empty rooms that look like sets out of a scientology tech film. An Island of Sanity If you define sanity as a graveyard -- of course nobody ever argues or questions in … [Read more...]
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I will train for the rest of my life... Of course you will. Recycling through the Student Hat and on up as GAT III, then GAT IV and on and on are "released" with "epic breakthroughs to speed your progress up the Bridge." Wonder if you will EVER wake up? Shortbread? At least they have the right country. But really not much of a reason to give money for a building... And clouds too... Yikes - L. Ron Hubbard Gallery is closed? Yelpers pranking? Renovations? All-hands CF filing? Moneywinds Learn about the Vampire Personality from a true … [Read more...]
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Somewhat abbreviated this week due to circumstances beyond our control (not really, it's circumstances I chose to not control)... Boom it with Filing Makes NO sense, but what else is new? Why I did it? Absolutely no good reason other than status Our stats surpass Mt Everest Whatever that means. 440 million children? They can't even support "24 million"... BS stats This is for 150 Class V orgs, including 40 "ideal orgs" plus the SO Orgs and FSO and all Missions and groups. And it counts "extension courses." I wonder how you … [Read more...]
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Come To The Flag Dear me, it just cannot be this hard to get all the words onto a poster I did something which truly helped... No you didn't. Babe watch Still saying Tampa "is making" staff a viable career. It should be that by now. These are really becoming like the prude version of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. They have nothing to do with Sports. And this has nothing to do with Orgs/being on staff/SO. Discounts. Discounts. Hurry. Hurry. Nothing like "Ron's Birthday" as a reason to give discounts on the money they will never … [Read more...]