Here are some new "stats" from Flag proving once again, the great boom is a big bust. Flag, like the rest of the scientology orgs, is on a kamikaze death dive. The big push at Flag is now on Purif and "Survival Rundown" completions. 4 times as many of them as Clears. Double the number of Super Power completions. The volume is pitiful for a $150 million dollar building and 1500 claimed SO staff... They claimed to have 200 Super Power Auditors. If they are completing 20 per week, this means the vast majority of these auditors are sitting idle -- which is confirmed by the latest Flag OTC … [Read more...]
More From The Horse’s Ass
Raving Clive is at it again... "...the majority of Scientologists have not cognited that we do now have all the Tech exactly as LRH laid it out!" And you, my friend, have therefore admitted to delivering squirrel tech and charging people for it for 30 years or more. Now you tell your loyal customers they are being recalled AND they have to pay. Can you imagine GM trying this -- recalling the cars they made with faulty parts AND charging people to replace them? It is a ridiculous thought. They would be put out of business. But not in Scientology. Here you announce over and over "we … [Read more...]
We ARE Responsible For Narconon Activities
This is not going to please Dear Leader. He is desperately trying to escape from HIS announcements that the church IS responsible for all sectors (yes, that INCLUDES NARCONON). Ruh roh. Someone needs to get fitted for a black boiler suit. BTW, love the "across it is entire geographic..." … [Read more...]
Flag “Boom” At The Top Of The Bridge
I have just received my copy of the latest Source magazine, along with the most expensive and wasteful "promo piece" I have ever seen -- but more on that in another post. The Source mag is fodder for a series of posts highlighting some of the most outrageous statements, contradictions and lies. Let's begin with the amazing statistics at the Sandcastle (the Flag AO) where the only boom would appear to be the sound of the waves of truth inexorably consuming it. I realize this is difficult to read, scanning small black print on gold doesn't work out too well. What this says … [Read more...]
More Miscavige McMansion
The last posting (David Miscavige's Office At Gold) about Building 50 was one of the more popular in recent times. There were 3 other photos on that website not included in that post. They are good material for a follow up, along with some other photos sent in by our Special Correspondents. First, the three from the website: This is the "COB PR" office. If any post in the Sea Org is completely untenable, this would be it. Miscavige brought Cathy DeSimone/Fraser/Hawkins from the IAS at the ship to hold this post. She didn't last long and ended up as Port Captain Gold. She married … [Read more...]
Sydney Is Smoking…
But who knows what? They are shouting from the rooftops -- 18 new people started service since the opening of the ideal org. That is almost 1 per day. Amazing. Incredible. Astonishing... At that rate, assuming every one of them continues in scientology and goes up the bridge to Clear, it will only take 12,600 YEARS to "clear Sydney." Of course, maybe 1 percent of those new starts will actually continue on so it will be more like 1.2 million years. Also, Sydney is responsible for all of New South Wales as there are no other orgs in any other cities in the state, so it will be a bit … [Read more...]
GAG II Killed Auditor Training Dead
The training of scientology auditors, even the robots that were being turned out with GAT, appears to be a thing of the past. We have all watched the focus of the church move from training to auditing to statuses to buildings. Miscavige announced (and the church STILL promotes) that GAG II now makes REAL training of auditors possible for the first time ever. And FASTER than ever. Well, here is evidence to the contrary. St Hill is THE original "Training Org" -- home of the St Hill Special Briefing Course and proud of its long tradition of being the "Home of auditor … [Read more...]
Another Seminar For David Miscavige
The next in a continuing series of "We are doing this for you COB" -- lectures and seminars designed exactly for his particular weaknesses. The first in the series is here. For the man who came up with the "why" that "the blind are leading the blind" with a handling of doing rote drills that make every auditor a robot and now with Phase II everyone going DOWN the Bridge, and his brilliant "the orgs are trying to do too little" with a handling of buying them new expensive buildings and the entire Scientology org network flatlining, this seminar is just what the doctor … [Read more...]
The March 13 Event Was A Total Bust
The "March 13" edition of the International Scientology Nonsense (ISN) has just arrived in mailboxes everywhere. A bit tardy, but one could understand: 146 glossy, 4 color pages of Shermanspeak stream of consciousness is a bit of a task to put together. Though all it does is repeat the contents of the March 13 Event held at the Ruth Eckerd Hall (after 20 years, one would assume that the straight up and vertical expansion would have outgrown Ruth Eckerd Hall that only holds 2300 people...) Of course, reduced to the written page this stuff sounds even stupider than when it is accompanied by … [Read more...]
Flag OTC Brown-nosing Reaches New Depths
The brown-nosing has reached all new, extra nauseating heights. Here is what the Flag OTC put together and presented to Dear Leader in time for his birthday this year. They commissioned Nina Winters (a well known artist) to produce a bronze sculpture. (She is on the right -- Kaye Champagne is on the left). You can get a closer look here. This is apparently a "galactic samurai." Looks sort of like a stylized horse with a bag over it's head to me, but I haven't seen it in person (I looked on her website and see that it is supposed to be a person (samurai) in a kimono sort … [Read more...]