Thursday Funnies on Monday. This is 4 pages of LOL nuttiness, direct from the "greatest OT Committee on earth." The delusion is a wonder to behold... Somewhow Kaye Champagne is has become "ideal orgs IC earth." Why would she go to South Africa? If you are really going to do some "ideal orging" why don't you stick closer to home? Philly? Detroit? Boston? Chicago? They all have FAR larger fields than anything in Southern Africa. And apart from their undone, long promised "AO" they have Durban, Cape Town, Port Elizabeth, Joburg North, Bulawayo and Harare to finish. Bet you this trip … [Read more...]
WISE Shilling Again
Here is that "secular" WISE "non-church" organization doing what they do best. Trying to sucker money out of people for scientology stuff. Funny, they announced this "SMP" was going to completed and opened in the summer time. Still not done. Not because of lack of money -- it was one of those projects that was a Miscavige folly that was always going to be paid for by scientology funds. Almost certainly there is a typical Miscavige story behind the facade -- he has been threatening to "close down" Gold for decades. Whenever he is pissed off about something he tells Gold "I am … [Read more...]
Regraded Being
Thursday Funnies
It's the Season of Giving -- to us. Hey, I thought it was scientology that was supposed to be changing communities? Dallas? Promoting an OT 1 success story? I guess they don't have any completions on the services they deliver at their "ideal" org? The role of planet earth and why we are here... Nothing like a promise you can't deliver. Wonder what an "Ideal Org" event is? They have been "ideal" since 2003. New status Nothing gets scientologists more excited than a new status. Damn the volunteer work and who might be … [Read more...]
Hurricane Leah Rolls On
This is from the 21 December issue of People magazine feature 25 most intriguing people of the year. The text is a little fuzzy, here is what it says: The actress revealed why she left the Church of Scientology in her book Troublemaker detailing why she questioned the bahvior of church officials and became disillusioned with fellow follower Tom Cruise. Remini, 45, told People leaving was "like a rebirth,,, I've been given a second chance at life." Here is the cover, lead page of the article and the full page where her piece appears (along with Adele). … [Read more...]
Freewinds Desperation
There are no public to reg and no situation causes a greater state of terror on the mighty Sea Org flagship. Hitting an iceberg would cause less fear and panic Apparently even the tiny number of OT VII completions (5-10 per week) are not showing up at the Freewinds for OT VIII. So, how are they planning to solve their dilemma? By announcing they are inventing some service to convince people they should go to the Moneywinds to get "debugged" on going onto OT VIII. I guess they haven't put too much thought into this. It seems pretty clear to me that if they can get someone to agree to pa … [Read more...]
Narconon — It’s “ALL New”
Seriously? They are going to hold a "Ribbon cutting ceremony" for the "new program introduction." I wonder what the "new program" could be? It's one of three things: The new program is off Source as the existing one is "in tech" The new program is on Source and the existing program is "out tech." It's no different -- after all, it's just the Purif, TR's and Objectives and some Life Improvement courses. How do you "revise" these things that are "totally on Source" as was announced earlier? My bet is on number 3. Or perhaps option 4 -- who cares because it doesn't really … [Read more...]
Is Quinn Taufer Qualified For The Sea Org?
Seriously, do they really buy this bunk? "The mock up now is to make Albuquerque the fastest org in the world to go Ideal." WTF are you talking about Quinn? They have been being hammered to be "ideal" just like all the other orgs around the world since 2003. Well over a decade. And now, they are going to be "the fastest"? Fastest from when? The coming of Quinn Taufer? And then you follow that up with a statement that if everyone came prepared to hand over enough money we could have a "ONE AND DONE" event? And boy, just a moment's thought to that "LRH quote" -- especially the … [Read more...]
Scientology: The Answers to Every Question Anyone May Have…
This IS what fundamentalist scientologists believe. They are taught NOT to think. And it is the greatest, all-encompassing "thought stopper" in scientology. The perfect fallback when all else fails. If you know a truly dedicated fundamentalist scientologist, you will know that this is the mindset of them all. An absolute certainty that they know the answer to everything in the universe if they study enough L. Ron Hubbard. Within his words are contained "the answers to every question anyone may have about life..." And this is truly everything. You want to know all there is to know … [Read more...]
Removing Arbitraries From The Arbitraries, Again
Apparently it's no longer called "revising" - in scientology newspeak it is now called "un-revising". Undoing the arbitraries implemented by [squirrel who Shall Not Be Named], this magnificent "new" Solo NOT's course is SO MUCH BETTER than the last one. The one they have been pushing for 20 years as the pinnacle of achievement in scientology. The one so important that you had to fly to Flag and pay them to sec check you every 6 months to ensure you were doing it properly. This is the course Dear Leader his personal self re-did in the 90's to "remove all the arbitraries" added by … [Read more...]