The answer to the question "How will the LA Org pattern boom Cambridge Org?" is VERY simple. It won't. 1. Miscavige is not sending 200 Sea Org members to Cambridge to work from 9am to midnite 7 days a week for free. 2. Cambridge is not located next to a subway entrance so they cannot bodyroute unsuspecting suckers in.... And the 6 MONTH 'apprenticeship" all the Ideal Org EDs have been put through to "train" them on how to bodyroute is utterly meaningless (this is supposedly the key element that made LA Org stats go into "straight-up Affluence"). Like many other "ideal orgs" Cambridge … [Read more...]
Best Wise Convention Ever
Try to ignore the typos, spellos and grammatical hash in this email if you can. The milestone news is that they are going to hold the biggest and "most impacting" [sic] WISE convention ever (of course). They are going to have 1000 people there (not an ice cream's chance in hell of that happening). But here is the REALLY big news. Because demand is so high, they are "reducing the prices". Now that makes sense. So much demand we are reducing prices. Really, they are using "scientology math" or "scientology speak" where reducing the prices actually means, as explained in the next … [Read more...]
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Thursday Funnies
Valley steaming ahead... Like the Titanic. Remember the match game? An "anonymous" donor gave them a million dollars to "match" what anyone else gave so they could "double their status." Last week we showed their promotion indicating there was $933,883 left in the kitty. They have been tearing it up this week, and sent out at least 2 "updates" both announcing new statuses, though one or the other of them apparently gave nothing as the total on both is the same amount remaining -- $926,842. That's just a bit over $7,000. Things have fallen apart since Quinn The Eskimo was banished … [Read more...]
The Miscavige Briefing Course Is “Coming”
We don't know when, but it is going to be "released" at some point.... All those Briefing Course lectures are being gone through with a fine tooth comb to find everything that was ever said wrong by LRH and to add super new indexes using state-of-the-art golden age of indexing tech. Chairman of the Board Religious Technology Center and Ecclesiastical Leader of the Scientology(r) religion, Mr. David Miscavige is working day and night to go through and listen to every tape himself and personally create the index because he cannot trust anyone else to ensure this course is "100% standard … [Read more...]
Those Flag OTs Are Really Something
Here is a bit of the most recent Flag OT Committee newsletter, inaptly named "The OT Force." This is some seriously unimpressive stuff. Their report on the "2015 International OT Convention" is a good measure of the apathy that has set into the shrinking world of scientology. At BEST they claim 287 of the world's "top OT's" arrived at Flag for LRH's Birthday and the Convention. But judging by the photos there were really only about 100 people at the "convention" -- the rest I supposed just happened to be around. Even if 287 were true, it is really a VERY poor show. Remember, they … [Read more...]
Another Sad Fundraising Story
This is sad. And all too common. Committing financial suicide to hand over money to be spent on some extravagant building that will sit empty for years, and even if it does eventually get renovated into a marble floored palace with custom furniture and carpets it will remain as empty as it was when it was a shell. The last thing Columbus "org" needs is a $10 million dollar building. It is like buying the Taj Mahal for a lemonade stand. And he is so deluded he encourages others to jump off the same cliff he did. Scientology is not teaching anyone to "think for themselves" but only … [Read more...]
What Have Those People On OT VII Been Doing?
Here is a new piece of insanity from the increasingly desperate regges at Flag boasting about "speed of auditing"... Among the numerous claims is that it NOW takes one year and six months to two and a half years to complete Solo NOTs. This begs the question that I am sure is blocked from the minds of the sheeple. What have those people who have been on "OT VII" for five, ten or more years, going in session 6 times per day, been doing? What is it that is SO MUCH FASTER now? Are they locating BTs and Clusters faster? Blowing them faster? The people that were doing hundreds of 10 m … [Read more...]
Regraded Being
Regraded Being Bonus! See, it was worth waiting for Saturday, a special "double feature" :) … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
The Freewinds Business College Learn how to make money at the "spiritual retreat off the crossroads of the world" also known as "Vulture U". Make money to "rapidly" move up the "Golden Age of Tech II Bridge" which is much better than the GAG I Bridge. Which leaves the old L. Ron Hubbard Bridge for dead... Really, this is the most spiritual place on earth... When money is your God and making it is your central religious practice, the Freewinds truly is the "top of the Bridge." More Blow Away Wins... From the Social Reform Officer SFO?? There's only … [Read more...]