Ideal Orgs is COB's strategy. It's an incredible strategy and one that is going to work. When is the working part going to start. There has been 11 years of "get-ready" -- by now you would think the first Ideal Orgs (Buffalo, Joburg, NY, Tampa, SFO) would have something to show as a result of this brilliant strategy being implemented. I mean even if this was a 100 year strategy, by now 10% of those cities should be clear. That would be conservatively 3.2 MILLION Clears if they had just cleared 10% of their population in the first 11 years of the 100 YEAR PLAN. They have not cleared 1% or … [Read more...]
Voldemort No Show
You may recall from my post last week "Voldemort News" that the ironclad promise was that the date of "The Events" would absolutely be announced at this week's graduation -- "make sure not to miss it." I guess everyone took heed except Voldemort himself. He was a no show at graduation. And thus there were no dates announced for "The Events" -- what a shock and massive disappointment for those being held captive at Flag! But, you will of course be pleased to know that there was a lot of fabulous, amazing, incredible news -- the GAG II and Class XII trainees are "progressing nicely," "f … [Read more...]
Monitored By Miscavige
I have a bit of a backlog of material that has been sent in by our Special Correspondents. Thanks to everyone who sends in reports and information, if I don't always get to it, please don't stop sending it. I believe it is valuable for the internal activities of the RCS to be made public, and to some extent their fear of people knowing what they are doing is causing them to withdraw even further. ID cards for events. Clampdowns on emails. Worry about who sees what on Facebook. Hardly the program that is going to get new people interested. So, some are being saved from the bankruptcy and abuse … [Read more...]
David Wilson is Channeling David Miscavige
Some people speak to God. Some talk to Jesus. David Wilson communes with David Miscavige to provide his inspiration. He is so in tune with Dear Leader, he can tell what he is thinking just by looking at him while he is soaking up the applause after telling everyone he hasnt quite figured out when GAG II is going to be released -- because he personally has to write 50 programs. And in the 15 years the building has been "under construction" there just wasnt time to write some programs. And he just brought all the ED's to Flag and he didnt have the programs written? But now he has turned a … [Read more...]
Genius: Handle US Govt. Shutdown by Mailing Congressmen LRH Encyclopedia
Those genius beggars are at it again. This time the bright idea is to cash in on the government shutdown in the US. Literally ANY excuse will do. I am sure US Congressmen are waiting with bated breath for an "encyclopedia" about L. Ron Hubbard to help them resolve the funding of the government. I doubt there is a single word in any of these volumes that addresses anything at all relevant. They are hagiographies of the life of L. Ron Hubbard. Arguably Patrick should be promoting to send them OEC Vol 3 -- but that's no longer available because the OEC by Miscavige decree is "flawed" and … [Read more...]
GAG II “Before Christmas”
Christmas seems to start earlier every year. But not for the staff. All they are getting is lumps of coal thrown at them by Miscavige and his unhappy, unsmiling, cold chrome steel RTC robotpersons. Staff around the world, but ESPECIALLY at AOSHUK know they are going to be in BIG trouble if they don't get "Highest Ever" attendance for these, the most important (non) events in the history of mankind. Little notes attached to the lumps of coal tell them the events are happening "soon" but there are no dates. As good, loyal SO members they are doing what they can to "make it go right." And al … [Read more...]
Stop The Presses. BIG News from The IAS
The IAS got someONE through "the online courses". Now you can all rest well at night knowing just how effectively they are using your money. Who dares say we don't have unprecedented, straight up and vertical international expansion? What about this! And in Romania no less. This is truly monumental and the right order of magnitude. A new civilization is on its way. Clearing the planet is a reality. The dawn of a golden age is upon us. We have the future of this planet in our hands. Woohoo, we're having a party tonight. After 10 years of these damned tents we finally have something to crow … [Read more...]
FSM Wacky Maximus Title Fight: Wilson v. Smith
A little humor to start the week. Battle has been joined. Another crazy email clearly signals David Wilson is determined to wrest the crown of FSM Wacky Maximus from Mike Smith. While Smith has had no challengers to his undisputed title for over a year, Wilson is quickly making a name for himself in the status stakes. This is a battle for the ages and the prize has never been higher -- the entire future of mankind and this planet hangs in the balance. And these two titans of titillation are not taking that lightly. Wilson is a strong challenger. Logic doesn't reside in his corner, but he m … [Read more...]
Tortured Quotes
The torturing of LRH quotes has reached its nadir. Is this guy really using this quote about "contributors in terms of thought and effort" to justify asking for money and getting it for "Ideal Orgs"? Yes, he is. Taufer Torture.... Add to George Orwell's famous 1984 quotes this one: "Thought is MEST" From: United for an Ideal LA! [mailto:valley@scientology.net] Sent: Wednesday, September 25, 2013 1:32 AMTo: therazzline@earthlink.netSubject: A comm from Quinn Dear Valley Supporters, LRH states in HCO PL 27 May 1971, SERVICE: "Any existing organization or civilization is t … [Read more...]
More Scientology Fail
After more than THIRTY YEARS, they STILL aren't close to their target of 10,000 onto (or through) OT VII. And believe me, this "6300" INCLUDES anyone on or through OT VII that is READING THIS BLOG. Also everyone who has dropped their body. Or who is a "Black Tag" (ie "off the level"). This 6300 also includes all Sea Org members who have made it through OT VI by some miracle (though in 30 years, if anyone cared, every SO member on earth could have been gotten up to OT VII and according to the PR statements of the church there are more than 5000 Sea Org members). Of course, nobody in the … [Read more...]