Cause over the drug scene Well, now that he has the NY drug scene fully in hand he is around lecturing others on how to do the same. And don't forget the commissions. So many things wrong Wonder if Sister Nayyirah is going to preach Koran or DMSMH? How to Clear Ohio Wow. Maybe they should tell NY and California how to do their state. They even have multiple ideal orgs and they are going nowhere. Live in-person! Such an amazing thing. How do they do otherwise? Well, now we know... If you're not really important, you get the Skype … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies on Saturday
Groundbreaking? Not literally -- they are having this event at the cricket stadium? (Which they cannot even spell correctly -- like a New Yorker calling it Maderson Square Garden) Wow, 10% discount! Means only a 900% markup over cost 25% of each area's population Hahahaha. They don't even have a presence in half the states in the US. 2 million booklets wouldn't even cover 25% of LA area... OMG a special message from the ED Dublin Likely to be delivered in a bottle: "Help!" wonder if it's the "ED" of the failed mission … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Well, that looks inviting... Bubbles Champagne I guess Africa is going to achieve their goals now. And all for R100 per person! Epic. This one is a bit more expensive Chippendales have come to Celebrity Centre finally? Bye, bye Santa Barbara For only $25 you get to see the empty Ventura/Oxnard building. Bet Santa Barbara is happy scientology is leaving. But it could be 10 or 15 years before their new building is ready based on other cities. WE DID IT! ...you could call it a victory, I guess. Don't want to tell you what it is, because … [Read more...]
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It's the Real Deal this time... Not going to cancel this one. Absolutely going to happen this time. Just $100 to take a tour of the "new building." Flag LOVES Tampa Because Tampa sends them MONEY. "Remote Reg GI" is money they collect for Flag. Nothing crass about this. H-E-L-P!!! As with EVERY "ideal" org, they can raise $25 million but they cannot get their damNed backlogged filing done! It's monumental Of course... Bubble is back from her enormously successful reg tour to S. Africa where she spoke to crowds of 10 or more people. It … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
They're not very "OT" They don't seem to be at cause over time... Seems to be an epidemic of un-OTness... Open House for the Blog! How nice of them to think of us... How are we reaching the millions? We are not. But Michael is going to show you some ads that he will tell you are "reaching millions" -- except nobody pays any attention to them. So is that really "reaching" anyone? He used to be a Class VIII But credit where it's due -- at least this is not a "money" seminar. The CO and I expect you to be there... And I … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
There are "Stars" in New Mexico? Must be a pretty low bar to become a "star". Glitz and glamor is doubtful. They don't even know where they are holding it and it's just a few days away! Nothing over the top here... But wait... The last one said it was the "human spirit" and this one says its the mind? Which one is it? Scots Humor At least I think this is supposed to be humor Serious Qualifications on display here... Because he has completed the Student Hat and "KTL/LOC" (not even "things" in scientology … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Good luck with that The only thing they seem to be promoting is how good the Orpheum is. Like it's an "ideal" venue or something -- it is "recently renovated" and it has close parking, it's right downtown and is "stunningly beautiful." Even if the video they are going to show is a Rotten Tomatoes 0%er, the place looks good. And just like every ideal org, you can bet it will be virtually empty. Grammar Police where are you? "...the Ideal Org of San Diego is having an unprecedented expansion rate..." Seriously? Where do they find their copywriters? Oh yeah, "wog" … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
URGENT - it's NOT happening Those super OT's don't seem to be making things go right. But you CAN always donate.... Talk freely I assume this is ONLY for people who have NOT completed Grade 0.... And I wonder how Barbara Dews would do in a conversation with any commenter on this blog? Shrivel up and vanish no doubt. OT IX for sale! 1985!!!! They sold him OT IX in 1985. THIRTY YEARS later and it's STILL no closer to being available. "These packages have a lot of value" ha ha ha ha BTW anyone stupid enough to buy this from him deserves … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies – Thanksgiving Edition
Thanksgiving and food is the theme of today's Funnies. But nothing ever really overshadows MONEY. Potluck Thanksgiving Seems so odd for a church NOT to PROVIDE a Thanksgiving dinner for those in need. In scientology bring your own and then we will rape your wallet when you get here seems to be the norm. And why would you want to go to a Potluck rather than being with your family. Sad. Not Potluck? I guess they didn't get the memo... The Great Year-End Eternity Sale But hurry, if you don't get your money down by midnite … [Read more...]
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Reverend Freddie Firing Em Up in the Fatherland Raise your havingness so you can give your money to me. Why does anyone care what he has to say about Havingness? It's a Celebration Until the regges greet you at the door.. Preventing the world from being destroyed Now THAT'S a Success Story! Totally vague and totally meaningless. But eh, let's publish it anyway like it's really good! Not So Mighty My Mammy The letter B is completed! 2 down only 24 to go... Big turnout This is the org LRH can count on. And … [Read more...]