St Louis is Rocking Really. Even Fran got in on the act. And "Why I Did It" can be summed up this way - I am led to believe I am doing something good handing over my money. Milestones! Now we know the exact definition of "milestone" - 5 hours working in CF. Have you heard about the huge field meeting? Neither has anyone else.... They don't have a huge field to meet. Unless it's a milestone huge field meeting with 5 people. The elites the planet is depending on Seriously? Then we should all kiss our asses goodbye. Mighty … [Read more...]
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Unfortunately, I have been out of town most of the week and as a result the Thursday Funnies are thin this week. Nevertheless, some tidbits to keep things interesting and everyone amused. For the first time... How strange is that when she just got the Freedom Medal 2 weeks ago? Why would she have ever been in Denver before? But they've got her out fundraising lickety-split. Amazing this woman restored the "pride of her nation". That is quite an astonishing accomplishment (and of course complete bs) She's touring the WUS to make commissions It's in his … [Read more...]
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Silicon Valley Groundbeaking A year after completing their funraising they are finally going to beak the ground. At least they spelled it right this time.... But what the hell is the CCHR IC EUS doing there? New Year's... It's either the 17th of December or the 27th? Save the dates.... Make sense out of this, if you can Somehow the theme seems appropriate Free lunch But really, there is no such thing. Especially not in scientology. Can you handle the truth? The Chanman is going to explain the Whole Track … [Read more...]
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It's Yuge Biggest since the Portland Crusade. Er, by the way, the IAS had NOTHING to do with Portland. There was no "IAS event" about Portland as IAS events didn't exist then. Wait -- what about THE Turning Point event? The War Is Over!!! Wonder if she is going to survive this monumental assault on the COB's ego that she forgot about his greatest accomplishment? ASHO, Home of the Briefing Course Apparently not. And as the person who sent this "success" to me commented. Her "wins" could have been achieved by retiring. Far less costly and perhaps more … [Read more...]
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It's IAS Event week So the overhype is spectacular in it's epicness. I have spared you all the trash they sent out this past week. Monumental in volume. Miniscule in content. They keep coming up with these silly phrases -- Shaping a renaissance for freedom... It's Huge! History is made... Bubbles chimes in with some less than convincing hype. The Freedom Metal winners... Beyond your imagination - perhaps the only true statement. Actually, it's an epic rehash... The opening of Harlem and the AO in Australia. Woopee. But don't miss the … [Read more...]
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The Ideal Playground and Ideal Lake This is not a shoop or spoof. They are seriously promoting the "re-newed" lake and ideal playground. And just in time for Dear Leader breezing in... They must be so proud of their complete idealiness. Applied Scholastics Online? Finish High School? Only in the event you are so out ethics you have not joined the Sea Org. Join us for dinner... So we can take your money. We would not be wanting you there otherwise. Pay us for Thanksgiving Dinner Most churches provide a free Thanksgiving Dinner for the needy. For … [Read more...]
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Scots Humor The HUGE clan gathering, including the entirety of the Flag Italian OT Committee (?) and Greg (Mc) Winteregg, his wife and other fundraising imports from England finally happened. From the photo, looks to be about 30 people including children. Does not appear Scotland is in imminent danger of being overrun by scientologists. Church. What church? "Convenient" accommodations They have more cockroaches than guests by at least 47X Right now, in our Aacdemy Still haven't seen a Class IV auditor made in their "ideal" … [Read more...]
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Human Rights? None of these guest speakers have any idea of scientology's deplorable history of human rights abuses. Betcha this invite would be withdrawn in a big hurry if you chose to speak about that... Fight for kids... How about fighting for kids not be disconnected from other family members? That would be fun. Michael Chan can revive the dead The St Pete Life Improvement Center has not been seen nor heard from for YEARS. Bet the turnout was YUGE... The Truth? Michael Chan will try to get every dollar … [Read more...]
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Monday Service? It takes all the dynamics to make a freedom... Huh? This is THE BEST... Central Files Team.... All 6 of them in this, the largest ideal org on earth. Consummate Con Man The REAL tech he learned to "help others" was Big League Sales.... This is Expansion? A rehash of Atlanta. A tiny Auditor's Day event in Pasadena for the entire LA area and a replay of the 1993 IAS event? Confirm Now. Who would want to miss this. Miscavige is feeling the hurt This tired old event gets rolled out whenever he … [Read more...]
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It's not a Freewinds event - so there is no $30 fee OMG... Battlefield Earth NOT a NY Times bestseller again... Remember when they announced it? But it has NOT appeared on any bestseller list this year. A Verbal Tech Party? Back in the day, nobody would have DARED write something like this. Labor for Valley Just a few more years of blood, sweat and tears to go before they have a larger, emptier building like all the others... Survey Data Someone filled this in... Honestly. The International OT Boom Between AOSHUK … [Read more...]