Ideal Orgs is COB's strategy. It's an incredible strategy and one that is going to work. When is the working part going to start. There has been 11 years of "get-ready" -- by now you would think the first Ideal Orgs (Buffalo, Joburg, NY, Tampa, SFO) would have something to show as a result of this brilliant strategy being implemented. I mean even if this was a 100 year strategy, by now 10% of those cities should be clear. That would be conservatively 3.2 MILLION Clears if they had just cleared 10% of their population in the first 11 years of the 100 YEAR PLAN. They have not cleared 1% or … [Read more...]
Voldemort No Show
You may recall from my post last week "Voldemort News" that the ironclad promise was that the date of "The Events" would absolutely be announced at this week's graduation -- "make sure not to miss it." I guess everyone took heed except Voldemort himself. He was a no show at graduation. And thus there were no dates announced for "The Events" -- what a shock and massive disappointment for those being held captive at Flag! But, you will of course be pleased to know that there was a lot of fabulous, amazing, incredible news -- the GAG II and Class XII trainees are "progressing nicely," "f … [Read more...]
Expansion Beyond Anything You Could Ever Imagine…
There are a few of these "briefings" that say nothing at all from the ED's who have returned from Flag. Clearly things are NOT going according to the Master's masterplan. These ED's including those all the way from South Africa, flew to Flag, spent 8 DAYS being briefed (most of which was sitting around doing busy work waiting for Miscavige to free up an hour from reading the internet to pay them any attention) and then when they could not hang around any longer, He sent them home with some brilliant orders to get everyone enthused and "through the Basics." Meanwhile their tech staff … [Read more...]
David Wilson is Channeling David Miscavige
Some people speak to God. Some talk to Jesus. David Wilson communes with David Miscavige to provide his inspiration. He is so in tune with Dear Leader, he can tell what he is thinking just by looking at him while he is soaking up the applause after telling everyone he hasnt quite figured out when GAG II is going to be released -- because he personally has to write 50 programs. And in the 15 years the building has been "under construction" there just wasnt time to write some programs. And he just brought all the ED's to Flag and he didnt have the programs written? But now he has turned a … [Read more...]
Spokespuppet Tries to Handle Clearwater “Activitists” by Saying Nothing
See the article in the Tampa Bay Times from this afternoon. It contains some interesting statements and non-statements, Sockpuppet Pat Harney was despatched by Miscavige to try and calm the rumblings of the natives. Of course, she is sent with strict orders to say ONLY what Miscavige has told her she can disclose. So, she said the building will be open before the end of the year. What a revelation. But, it seems that if they want a ribbon cutting on the street, they have to do it on a Sunday. And there are only 3 available Sundays between now and the end of the year. News alert: Miscavige, … [Read more...]
The Model SH Size Ideal Org Fail
This is a recent report from Los Angeles Model Ideal Org. A current staff member was asked about their pay. "It varies based on GI. Sometimes the check is so low we don't bother to go pick it up and thus donate it back to the org. Our Chief Registrar, John Barber, recently regged a pc for his entire LRH library and we were all were ecstatic because we would get paid." Every staff member in the entire org, every post, is being taught Big League Sales Closing Techniques from the Les Dane book and how to reg money out of people. Now, this is not just an "Ideal Org." This is the MOD … [Read more...]
FSM Wacky Maximus Title Fight: Wilson v. Smith
A little humor to start the week. Battle has been joined. Another crazy email clearly signals David Wilson is determined to wrest the crown of FSM Wacky Maximus from Mike Smith. While Smith has had no challengers to his undisputed title for over a year, Wilson is quickly making a name for himself in the status stakes. This is a battle for the ages and the prize has never been higher -- the entire future of mankind and this planet hangs in the balance. And these two titans of titillation are not taking that lightly. Wilson is a strong challenger. Logic doesn't reside in his corner, but he m … [Read more...]
Scientology Disaster Capitalism
Scientology Kool Aid drinkers prove once again they have absolutely no shame. Any disaster is a good enough reason to insist on taking your money. The church of Scientology LOVES a good shooting or natural cataclysm. Great photo opportunities to send some ringers and a camera crew out, but even better for fundraising "you have to give us money now so we can help the _____ people of ______" (all that money buys is the camera crew, the rest goes to commissions and "reserves"). But Scientology Disaster Capitalism has a new twist. It's not just a good sell for handing over money to the IAS, now … [Read more...]
More Fake Videos for Voldemort Graduation Extravaganza
It seems the flap is spreading. Time for some fast "damage control" to try to shore up eroding sandcastle of Ideal Orgs. He has to do SOMETHING urgent to "prove" the Idle Orgs are not a massive waste of time and other people's money. So, send out some film crews to take contrived videos of "flourishing" idle orgs by calling in the old standby "OT Committee". These people are going to stand in as "winning public" to show how their Ideal Org is kicking ass - "giving the message that everyone is in the org getting through." How strange they have to do a SPECIAL CALL IN to shoot the v … [Read more...]
Scientology Contraction
Thank you all for your reports from around the world. These reports provide a snapshot of the Church of Scientology in its current state. This is only a sampling, and I hope that others will continue to send in reports from their areas so this can be added to with more detailed information and it can become a useful source of true information for Scientologists and the media. One of the reasons for doing this is that every time Pinocchio Pouw "speaks", or a church lawyer stands up in court, their Miscavige penned statements drone on about the fabulous international expansion of Scientology … [Read more...]