Seems like all there choices are going to hurt.
The moment they realize they’ve had a forbidden thought it’s already too late, and punishment will inevitable follow.
Real cult members may have perfected thought control and self censorship to an uncanny degree by now.
We’re not playing some minor game in Scientology. It isn’t cute, but something to do to make my life better, and therefore yours.
The whole agonized future of the church’s assets, every dollar, gold bar, and precious gem, and your own destiny for the next endless trillion years depend on what you do here and now to increase profits for Scientology.
This is a deadly serious activity. And if you impede donations being requested now, you will suffer an eternity of pain and never get another chance.
Remember, this is your last chance to do so in all the endless trillions of years of the past. Don’t muff it now because it seems unpleasant or impossible to hand over
all your money.
Sir, you have obviously heard of HCOPL7 of February 1965, Keeping Sicientology Working.
But at least sofar, they have failed to ensure that dead S.O. members remain dead.
I offer myself as a prime example. (this does not mean that I consider myself better than you are.
Out, or al least my survival is predicated on the fact that, SPes they are that they cannot finish a cycle of action. If they could. Then believe me, I would have been DEAD 20+ years ago.
There you see, a Scientologist can never be wrong and is always at cause with donations. Communicate long enough and everything gets the universal solvent wash, even rape.
Every ‘challenge’ to $cientology can be cured by donating more money. I wonder how many clams are actually paying attention to the Masterson trial? Any ‘coverage’ of that must be considered ‘entheta’. It is not a criminal trial, it is a fund raising opportunity.
unelectedfloofgoofer says
Seems like all there choices are going to hurt.
The moment they realize they’ve had a forbidden thought it’s already too late, and punishment will inevitable follow.
Real cult members may have perfected thought control and self censorship to an uncanny degree by now.
MJM says
We’re not playing some minor game in Scientology. It isn’t cute, but something to do to make my life better, and therefore yours.
The whole agonized future of the church’s assets, every dollar, gold bar, and precious gem, and your own destiny for the next endless trillion years depend on what you do here and now to increase profits for Scientology.
This is a deadly serious activity. And if you impede donations being requested now, you will suffer an eternity of pain and never get another chance.
Remember, this is your last chance to do so in all the endless trillions of years of the past. Don’t muff it now because it seems unpleasant or impossible to hand over
all your money.
Do so and we’ll win. 😉
Dead Man Walking Bill Straass says
Sir, you have obviously heard of HCOPL7 of February 1965, Keeping Sicientology Working.
But at least sofar, they have failed to ensure that dead S.O. members remain dead.
I offer myself as a prime example. (this does not mean that I consider myself better than you are.
Out, or al least my survival is predicated on the fact that, SPes they are that they cannot finish a cycle of action. If they could. Then believe me, I would have been DEAD 20+ years ago.
OTD says
I wonder if “UTR” has been adopted into $cilon language yet. It’s probably too down-tone to utter.
Aquamarine says
“I’ve heard that repeated by our Opinion Leaders often enough to know that it must be true.”
And there we are.
Sad. Just very sad.
Yawn says
There you see, a Scientologist can never be wrong and is always at cause with donations. Communicate long enough and everything gets the universal solvent wash, even rape.
Aquamarine says
“The universal solvent wash”. Good one, Yawn.
Chris Shugart says
So lame, yet so true.
Zee Moo says
Every ‘challenge’ to $cientology can be cured by donating more money. I wonder how many clams are actually paying attention to the Masterson trial? Any ‘coverage’ of that must be considered ‘entheta’. It is not a criminal trial, it is a fund raising opportunity.
Constantine says
Mike, I don’t know where you got the artist/ cartoonist/ comedian for each Friday “Regraded Being” Post but they rock and roll.
Timely, informed, hilarious!
If they only knew how laughter helped us all so much. It is healing to laugh about our old life inside that ridiculous bubble.
MJM says
A couple real deep thinkers.
otherles says
A divorce is definitely in order.