A little humor to start the week. Battle has been joined. Another crazy email clearly signals David Wilson is determined to wrest the crown of FSM Wacky Maximus from Mike Smith. While Smith has had no challengers to his undisputed title for over a year, Wilson is quickly making a name for himself in the status stakes. This is a battle for the ages and the prize has never been higher -- the entire future of mankind and this planet hangs in the balance. And these two titans of titillation are not taking that lightly. Wilson is a strong challenger. Logic doesn't reside in his corner, but he m … [Read more...]
Tortured Quotes
The torturing of LRH quotes has reached its nadir. Is this guy really using this quote about "contributors in terms of thought and effort" to justify asking for money and getting it for "Ideal Orgs"? Yes, he is. Taufer Torture.... Add to George Orwell's famous 1984 quotes this one: "Thought is MEST" From: United for an Ideal LA! [mailto:valley@scientology.net] Sent: Wednesday, September 25, 2013 1:32 AMTo: therazzline@earthlink.netSubject: A comm from Quinn Dear Valley Supporters, LRH states in HCO PL 27 May 1971, SERVICE: "Any existing organization or civilization is t … [Read more...]
More Scientology Fail
After more than THIRTY YEARS, they STILL aren't close to their target of 10,000 onto (or through) OT VII. And believe me, this "6300" INCLUDES anyone on or through OT VII that is READING THIS BLOG. Also everyone who has dropped their body. Or who is a "Black Tag" (ie "off the level"). This 6300 also includes all Sea Org members who have made it through OT VI by some miracle (though in 30 years, if anyone cared, every SO member on earth could have been gotten up to OT VII and according to the PR statements of the church there are more than 5000 Sea Org members). Of course, nobody in the … [Read more...]
Scientology Disaster Capitalism
Scientology Kool Aid drinkers prove once again they have absolutely no shame. Any disaster is a good enough reason to insist on taking your money. The church of Scientology LOVES a good shooting or natural cataclysm. Great photo opportunities to send some ringers and a camera crew out, but even better for fundraising "you have to give us money now so we can help the _____ people of ______" (all that money buys is the camera crew, the rest goes to commissions and "reserves"). But Scientology Disaster Capitalism has a new twist. It's not just a good sell for handing over money to the IAS, now … [Read more...]
Give It A Rest Laurie
She is like the Energizer bunny. Turn on the switch, point her and off she heads, banging her drum and looking stupid until someone pulls the batteries out of her back. The building is DONE Laurie? A few weeks ago your letters said for people to arrive in mid-September so as not to miss the long awaited "grand opening." But there she still sits, paper over the windows, looking exactly like it did a year ago. It awaits the blessing from Dear Leader to allow the unclean to enter his palace and mess up his oiliness table. But it seems he cannot make up his mind. So, take the opportunity of a … [Read more...]
What Do They Fear?
Just what is it that the church is SO worried about? Why are they so paranoid about information "leaking" onto the internet? Funny, David Miscavige seems to enjoy crowing about how they got "19 million hits" (I know its a lie as this blog gets MORE visitors than Scn.org and I average around 8,000 per day and even at 2.5 pages per visitor that only totals 7.3 million a year) and have numerous "state-of-the-art" websites and are on the "cutting edge." But they are terrified it seems about things showing up on the internet that they are not controling. And for an organization that constantly … [Read more...]
More Fake Videos for Voldemort Graduation Extravaganza
It seems the flap is spreading. Time for some fast "damage control" to try to shore up eroding sandcastle of Ideal Orgs. He has to do SOMETHING urgent to "prove" the Idle Orgs are not a massive waste of time and other people's money. So, send out some film crews to take contrived videos of "flourishing" idle orgs by calling in the old standby "OT Committee". These people are going to stand in as "winning public" to show how their Ideal Org is kicking ass - "giving the message that everyone is in the org getting through." How strange they have to do a SPECIAL CALL IN to shoot the v … [Read more...]
Leah Remini vs. David Miscavige
The old saying goes, "Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel." A modern translation, "Never pick a fight with anyone who has a large social media profile." And with that in mind, we see this statement from David Miscavige this morning: Good Morning America reported Tuesday that they had received comment from the Church of Scientology that said, "We know this may come as a surprise to someone as self-absorbed as Ms. Remini, but we could care less if she wins or loses on Dancing With the Stars." One thing you can ALWAYS tell from Miscavige's media and court statements - … [Read more...]
Scientology Contraction
Thank you all for your reports from around the world. These reports provide a snapshot of the Church of Scientology in its current state. This is only a sampling, and I hope that others will continue to send in reports from their areas so this can be added to with more detailed information and it can become a useful source of true information for Scientologists and the media. One of the reasons for doing this is that every time Pinocchio Pouw "speaks", or a church lawyer stands up in court, their Miscavige penned statements drone on about the fabulous international expansion of Scientology … [Read more...]
Scientology IS Shrinking — More Proof
See the message below. Say goodbye to another Scientology Church. As you might have heard, Celebrity Centre London and the London Ideal Orgs are merging to form London Org & Celebrity Centre! The first step to getting this done is getting the CC Files in top shape and up Ideal Org standards and their is a project working on this full time to get it done as fast as possible! We need your help! Anyone that can volunteer their time and come to London Org to work on getting the files in order will be most appreciated and commended! We're here from first thing in the morning till last … [Read more...]