Here is an update of the goings-on in Clearwater. I took a drive through downtown this afternoon. The only thing of note was the number of people with earpieces, walkie-talkies and guns. More Security, OSA, PIs and cops than I have ever seen in one place. It was like a walled off fortress defending against imaginary hordes of attackers. I am sure the citizens of Clearwater were reassured that such a wonderful humanitarian organization had chosen their city to make its presence felt. But what was going on behind the gates, fences and phalanx of security? Here is an update report fr … [Read more...]
Singin’ In The Rain
Even though it's still raining, the clubbed seals are positively orgasmic over the warmed-over dross served up by Dear Leader in the first installment of His three part Magnum Opus. Honestly, I am not sure how many more of these I can wade through in the interests of science. But here we go. At least it is somewhat entertaining in a morbid sort of way. In keeping with the admonition of NO DATA, Hans Eisenman and Co. gushed forth with more nonsensical meanderings, tortured math and sucking-upingness. I wonder if all these people are working on amends projects and dutifully saving their FB … [Read more...]
First Report From Tonight’s Seal Clubbing
Not a complete report by any means, but a couple of tidbits. D/Source for Lost Tech blew the audience away by explaining that one source of "lost tech" was OLD BTBs! After decades of deriding the SP's that put out BTBs and "canceling them with an atomic branding iron" He now explained that when some people wrote BTBs back in the day, they actually took LRH data and wrote it up as their own. Or they would consult LRH, get some data from him, and write up a BTB with only their own name on the bottom. So when all the BTBs were thrown out and burned (He was the leading book-burner and has s … [Read more...]
It’s Happening!!!!!!! For REAL!!!!!! (again)
I am taking the liberty of republishing this article from the South African blog here because it is SO perfect, I wish I had written it. There is some really useful information being put forth on this blog. Keep it on your daily reading list. With the Golden Age of Tech Phase II event happening live at Flag today and the replay showing in orgs around the world next Friday the hype is at a fever pitch: Consider these statements sent in official promo: “We will make you a perfect auditor. Period.” “The dawning of a new age for all Scientologists is here. The skills and knowledge vi … [Read more...]
New Shots from Inside Ft Harrison and The Oak Coven
One of our Special Correspondents sent in these photos of the SP Building this morning. It's looking like all will be ready to roll for the momentous occasion. It's going to take a mighty big pair of scissors to cut that ribbon.... And in keeping with tradition, somehow they have found a way to include a phallic symbol in the backdrop Meanwhile, in preparation for the influx of registered ticket holders, the new "The Terrace" restaurant was opened in the Oak Coven. It was witnessed by a standing room only crowd of FSO staff and outer org trainees. … [Read more...]
It’s NOT About The Money…. Really.
More tidbits from inside the bubble. This is an interesting preview of GAG II and gives an indication about how He plans to spin it. 1. We collected "everything LRH ever said or wrote" -- for about the fourth time. Same line that was used when the "LRH originals project" was done so it could all be put on titanium plates. Then it was stated for the first set of Tech Vols. Again for the second set of tech vols. For the "new" OEC. For the Basics. For GAT. For the "Golden Age of Knowledge." etc etc etc This is pretty much expected -- after all, He has positioned Himself as D/Source For … [Read more...]
A Timeless Moment in Wholetrack History. Huh?
Facebook Police Chief and ex-SO, Jojo Zawawi reveals some interesting facts in her latest posting on the Facebook "Scientologists" group. Apparently her effort is to "D/A" the spoof email that was sent out by thetaburst informing one and all that the dates of the events may change. But she also reveals some other interesting news: There will be no showings at Missions. There will be no repeat showings and no DVD's made. But gosh, if this is so damned important, why not let everyone see it? And why no "repeat showings" (don't count on it) and no DVD's available. Simple answer: when Ma … [Read more...]
Random Facebook Mutterings from The Bubble
Some random thoughts from the Scientologists FaceBook page. The tension is mounting. They are getting giddy with excitement. I must credit Miscavige. This is a real PT Barnum effort. The gullible masses are drooling just waiting for Him to tell them how much money that have to turn over this weekend. The comments alongside the photo are reproduced below for your reading pleasure.... History in the making! Brown-nosing 101. Gary Wattman is a master. I wonder if he would still be gushing if he heard what "COB" said about him.... 1000 remaining local Sci … [Read more...]
Random Thoughts from Inside and Outside The Bubble
Register Now. Or Be Shot. Or Something.... The schizoid ballet being danced by Big Brother over attendance at the Single Most Important Event In The History Of The Universe(tm) is rather amusing to watch. While many Special Persons have reported being contacted to attend (clearly ALL stops are off on the call-in for this -- people who have heard nothing for years are suddenly being told to come on down), the other side of the coin is the paranoia that an "unacceptable person" may get in. Many reports that people trying to attend have been told to "report to your local HCO" when applying f … [Read more...]
Scientology Epitaph — Give Us Your Money. Now.
Even though the building is officially complete, you can STILL give us money and pretend you contributed to making it happen. We will ALWAYS be happy to take your money and tell you anything you want to hear -- even inscribe your name on the COMPLETED building as if you helped "make it happen." The big selling point is not "we need to build a building" but "you can still buy some status if you buy now!" Crass is hardly an adequate description. This will be engraved on the headstone of Scientology Inc. GIVE US YOUR MONEY. NOW WE TOOK IT. NOW THERE'S NOBODY … [Read more...]