A Special Correspondent sent this to me and it is an interesting study for a couple of reasons. First -- you can see the contempt LRH had for The Auditor being "damagingly commercial" and "putting emphasis on speed through courses." How do you think he would view the current scene in scientology? The statements made in this Auditor are positively pathetic compared to what is said today about the "speed up the Bridge" and with GAT II ESPECIALLY focused on the "speed of training." But even worse, commercialism pervades EVERYTHING in scientology these days -- it is ALL about the m … [Read more...]
The Pitch Goes On
Here is something truly gag-worthy. As with virtually everything else that emanates from the Vulture Culture of Scientology, it is a pitch for money. And as with everything else, it contains many flat out lies as well as complete unreality on the state of scientology and the world in which it exists. These people don't just have tin ears, they also have hallucinogenic vision and speak in tongues. Kind of messed up for those who supposedly can hone all 57 perceptics to razor sharpness. This promo piece would be like the Catholic Church asking for donations for their international … [Read more...]
Peace In The Middle East Is Impossible Unless You Give Us Money. Now.
How very timely. After posting yesterday about the church and IAS not supporting Criminon in any way, this drops down the chimney from one of our Special Correspondents. Apparently, the IAS has gone missing in this endeavor too -- until it comes time for the IAS event and scraping together some videos and maybe even a medal winner, in which case handing out WTH booklets in Israel and on the West Bank will become another "monumental IAS accomplishment." To fund their activities, the WTHappinessers have formed their OWN "membership organization," because you just cannot have too many of them … [Read more...]
The OSA Stooges Latest Footbullet
Take a look at the posting on the African blog here. Clumsy would be a kind description of the buffoonery. These fools make the Three Stooges look like James Bond. Here are my thoughts (because I am featured in their footbullet). 1. The South African blog has become a major headache for the church. They probably have more readers than the church has active members. They don't know what to do about it. 2. So they try to position the blog with the thing the public hates the most. Asking for money. Oh, the irony.... 3. If they really DID send out this idiocy to their public then … [Read more...]
Criminon – “We Get No Funding From The Church”
Well, isn't that strange? How many events (and Impact mags) have you seen that have crowed about the "success" of Criminon and how it is all attributable to "your support of the IAS." Who has not been "pitched" by an IAS Vulture to "support our 4th dynamic activities, we are salvaging criminals from a life of crime." They have even presented IAS "Freedom Medals" to Criminon people like Greg Capazorio and promoted the fact that THIS is what the IAS does. Ladies and gentlemen -- the unvarnished truth. The Church and the IAS GIVE NOTHING to support the efforts of these people. They … [Read more...]
David Miscavige Net Worth
A Special Correspondent alerted me to a couple of recently published articles about Dear Leader. I personally do not believe they are accurate as I think he is smarter than accumulating this sort of personal wealth. Why get the money and leave yourself open to attack, when you can control the money and be completely protected? If he whispers the word that money need be spent on something, it IS spent. He has a team of personal sycophants that take care of his every need. If he decides he must only eat beluga caviar and white truffles at $2000 per meal, rest assured, it will be done, and it … [Read more...]
The Lies Just Roll Off Their Tongues
One of our Special Correspondents pointed out what this promo piece says: Mr. Gavin Potter gave a great briefing on OT IX having to do with Orders of Magnitude and how that ties in intimately with LRH intention and the Ideal Orgs strategy which puts in Orders of Magnitude on the expansion and clearing of our area. Say what? Mr. Gaving Potter has about as much idea about OT IX as he does the secret formula for Coca Cola, though the formula for Coke actually exists. He has even less idea about "LRH intention" for the "ideal org strategy" as there is NO LRH intention for the "ideal org … [Read more...]
Austin Hype, Austin Reality
Well, this "Grand Slam Event" was just too good to be true. Literally. I happened to be in Austin this evening, and dropped by the Grand Slam Event. These photos were taken right as the big event was getting underway. Nobody in sight except a woman standing near the table set up in the entrance that had a few lonely Dianetics fliers on it. She was hiding behind the column smoking a cigarette until she saw me taking photos and then scurried inside, leaving the card table abandoned. This org is literally across the street from the University of Texas. Perhaps on … [Read more...]
Would We Lie To You?
We would NEVER photoshop a picture of our Dear Leader (unless we planned to use it somewhere). Now would we overstate the attendance at one of these events... (every scientologist is so ethical ad capable they count for at least 3 normal persons). And you can rely on the FACT that 57 new public just walked into the org on Monday, because we said it. But the really good news is that there will be no end to the circling vultures -- because you don't get to actually work on making Sydney succeed, we have already started sucking your blood for Auckland. And once the "big" contingents … [Read more...]
