David Miscavige made an appearance in the UK over the weekend to help usher in the monumental new era of expansion that is about to begin with the "ideal" CLO UK. You can bet those managers who have raised the UK to such heights will be managing ever so much better from new desks with some fresh carpet. Nothing like some fresh carpet to make someone into a more competent manager. Apparently obsessed with ribbon yanking, the Chairman of the Pompadour (the hair is a straight up and vertical VO5 masterpiece) flitted over to the UK to bask in the glory of all he has accomplished with his "ideal … [Read more...]
“Good News” From Flag
The good news? Things are falling to pieces at the Mecca of Technical Perfection and Vulture Capital of The World. In the face of GAG II, the brilliant ideal org strategy, the most massive international dissemination campaigns in history and the period of greatest expansion ever, the stats are crashing and the crowds are dwindling. Even with He Who Shall Not Be Named present. Check out these numbers and compare them to the previous reports below. Perhaps the worst week we have a record of (since the release of GAT II in the circus tent)... And now they are trying to cover it up with … [Read more...]
Scientology Is Going Clear!
You heard it here first -- there is a new DCSI/Clear Certainty Rundown that was released in a special "closed door" briefing by He Who Shall Not Be Named. And it now being spread to the general populace in a vain effort to recruit new staff for this "rare opportunity." Of course, to try to fill up some of the empty space at Flag, all orgs are being ordered to send trainees to learn the "new" tech of verifying whether someone is Clear or not. Couldn't just send it out to the orgs to USE IT, this incredible new breakthrough is too important for that. Hell, they might mess it up!! And everyone … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Brummy Bumf* These items get goofier by the week. *useless or tedious printed information or documents. One of the top conference destinations... So therefore.... what? Some Brummy truth in advertising What do you get? A totally empty room just like the other "ideal orgs." Finally, some truth in advertising. The Way To Happy Hype He ran in Pam Springs and Elvis had a house there once. Wow. Good reason to give us money.... From: Caralyn Percy Sent: Jul 2, 2015 11:35 AM To: Matt Subject: Running by Elvis’ house in 112 de … [Read more...]
Scientology’s Big Lying
From the scientology.org website, the conclusory statement of the new story about the magnificence of the Bogota ideal org: This is simply a lie. Bold, unapologetic and flatly untrue, this is scientology at its worst. Practicing the oft-quoted Hitler "Big Lie" technique: A big lie is a propaganda technique. The expression was coined by Adolf Hitler, when he dictated his 1925 book Mein Kampf, about the use of a lie so "colossal" that no one would believe that someone "could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously." (Wikipedia) Let's break down their statement. The … [Read more...]
If He Dies, He Dies
David Miscavige is in full-on spin-control mode. The Hollywood Reporter has just published an article about his father's book, basically restating what Tony Ortega wrote at his blog yesterday. While he foolishly dismisses articles by Tony Ortega (as he does with the BBC, CNN and most other media) he swings into full panic when he is portrayed unfavorably in "the trades." So, he dropped his tank and mask on the deck (he is roughing it for a week of scuba diving fun before making his appearance at the Bogota ideal org ribbon yanking) and dictated a response letter to THR. You can t … [Read more...]
It’s Epic, It’s Monumental
This one sure got some hype. Look at those poor excluded souls, peering through the gaps in the door. An "EPIC COB BRIEFING" It's a "monumental achievement" and it is mind-numbing. And it is the biggest thing ever ever. Since the last email was sent out, at least. But though you have probably heard, we are NOT going to tell you. You have to come in so we can "brief you" personally (and hold you hostage til you turn over your credit cards) So, I will save you the trouble. Apparently there is a "new" CCRD.... Wowee zowee. Of course, everyone … [Read more...]
Maiden Voyage — News From Onboard
The hype has started. Though some of this is "damning with faint praise," especially this first one... "This event had a lot of information" hardly falls into the "monumental milestone, best ever in the history of evers" we have come to expect. "Had a lot of information" would describe an out loud reading of the owner's manual of a new car... And then we have this -- a report about the funny haha joking and degrading "I'm laughing at you, not with you" that David Miscavige traditionally engages in on the first evening of MV. He loves to poke fun at the "OT Ambassadors" … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
European suckers... I guess they don't have enough suckers in the UK to go build a building for free. So they are asking Europeans to do it... Surely a couple of billion dollars is enough to hire some contractors to pour the foundations for an "ideal St Hill"? Embarrassed much? Do you wonder if any of these people have even the slightest guilty conscience to know that they are being lauded as "humanitarians" or "civilization builders" and they only paid half as much as everyone else? Wonder how they answer the OCA question about seeing something with the … [Read more...]
Scientology Expansion? Here Is The Proof
You hear David "Let Him Die" Miscavige prattle on in his endless shermanspeak about how popular scientology is and the "massive demand from the public for the answers only we can provide." Much ado has been made by him about the amazing statistics of "hits" on the internet and "visitors" to the the scientology.org site, "3.1428 people every 1.7 seconds think about clicking on one of our fair and balanced videos" blah blah blah.... But of course, there is no evidence to support any of his bold assertions, and everyone not in his thrall laughs, shakes their head and goes on with life … [Read more...]