42X was not good enough. Let's make it 64X in 17 months. 64 is a good number. 8x8. 4 cubed. 2 to the 6th power. It just has a nice ring to it that connotes exponential expansion.... 17 months I am not so sure about. 18 would have been better, but someone probably decided 17 sounded less contrived. Like instead of saying there were 12,000 people at the SP building ribbon cutting there were 12,311, because nobody would make up an exact number like that unless it was true. But really it is 19 months since GAG II. I suppose if you are going to just make up numbers it doesn't matter wh … [Read more...]
More Ideal Org Insanity: The “LA Org Pattern”
The answer to the question "How will the LA Org pattern boom Cambridge Org?" is VERY simple. It won't. 1. Miscavige is not sending 200 Sea Org members to Cambridge to work from 9am to midnite 7 days a week for free. 2. Cambridge is not located next to a subway entrance so they cannot bodyroute unsuspecting suckers in.... And the 6 MONTH 'apprenticeship" all the Ideal Org EDs have been put through to "train" them on how to bodyroute is utterly meaningless (this is supposedly the key element that made LA Org stats go into "straight-up Affluence"). Like many other "ideal orgs" Cambridge … [Read more...]
The Miscavige Briefing Course Is “Coming”
We don't know when, but it is going to be "released" at some point.... All those Briefing Course lectures are being gone through with a fine tooth comb to find everything that was ever said wrong by LRH and to add super new indexes using state-of-the-art golden age of indexing tech. Chairman of the Board Religious Technology Center and Ecclesiastical Leader of the Scientology(r) religion, Mr. David Miscavige is working day and night to go through and listen to every tape himself and personally create the index because he cannot trust anyone else to ensure this course is "100% standard … [Read more...]
What Have Those People On OT VII Been Doing?
Here is a new piece of insanity from the increasingly desperate regges at Flag boasting about "speed of auditing"... Among the numerous claims is that it NOW takes one year and six months to two and a half years to complete Solo NOTs. This begs the question that I am sure is blocked from the minds of the sheeple. What have those people who have been on "OT VII" for five, ten or more years, going in session 6 times per day, been doing? What is it that is SO MUCH FASTER now? Are they locating BTs and Clusters faster? Blowing them faster? The people that were doing hundreds of 10 m … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
The Freewinds Business College Learn how to make money at the "spiritual retreat off the crossroads of the world" also known as "Vulture U". Make money to "rapidly" move up the "Golden Age of Tech II Bridge" which is much better than the GAG I Bridge. Which leaves the old L. Ron Hubbard Bridge for dead... Really, this is the most spiritual place on earth... When money is your God and making it is your central religious practice, the Freewinds truly is the "top of the Bridge." More Blow Away Wins... From the Social Reform Officer SFO?? There's only … [Read more...]
Scientology Psychiatric Hypocrisy
The hypocrisy of scientology knows no bounds. While proclaiming "the psychs" to be the "source of all evil and degradation on planet earth" amidst announcements of programs to "destroy psychiatry", "eradicate psychiatry" and "obliterate psychiatry" and promoting their "Psychiatry, An Industry of Death" "museum/exhibit," apparently psychs are A-OK as long as they are an element of "dealing with an SP." This practice is known as "Fair Game" -- and while the church claims "the policy is canceled", the PRACTICE is demonstrated routinely as a fundamental tenet of scientology. And here we go … [Read more...]
Denver Ideal Org Nonstop Fail
Remember, this is an "ideal" org. They have SO LITTLE to talk about that they have resorted to announcing the big news that ONE PERSON PAID for their "Clear Package." A SINGLE person PAID for auditing. ONE. And this is newsworthy. This "ideal" org was opened with great fanfare by COB hisself in June 2012. Three years ago. And they have likely not made a SINGLE CLEAR since then. But they are sure excited that after 3 years they have finally gotten someONE to pay to go Clear. Things are really looking up in Denver as the Rockies season has started again so the org will have … [Read more...]
ASHO’s New Role
For some time I have been commenting on ASHO being an org without a role. With the cancellation of the Briefing Course they have resorted to pushing "debugs" and "Basics." But now they have a new title "The Clearing Org of the Americas" This says an enormous amount about the abject failure of the "ideal" org program. Class V (local) scientology orgs are supposed to be the ones that do the "clearing." But the vast majority of them (all?) cannot do so. Literally, they do not have the staff trained to be able to deliver the necessary actions to certify someone as "clear." And this is … [Read more...]
IAS – Hang Your Heads In Shame
This is a Go Fund Me page asking for money to treat Andrik Schapers cancer. Andrik Schapers was one of the FIRST IAS Freedom Medal Winners. He was at every "crusade" that was ever held anywhere. The IAS used him as a poster child. Marching in his goofy boots, singing songs -- he was long the most visible "IAS Crusader" all over the world. And what has that earned him -- having to beg the general public for help. For an organization that loudly proclaims its humanitarian good works, how can they allow something like this to happen? Of course, anything formed by a sociopath like David … [Read more...]
Dave’s New Car?
Could this be David Miscavige's newest vanity license plate? The person who sent me this photo swears it is NOT photoshopped, that this is a real plate on a real car. It's not really worth a post by itself, but I feel lazy this Memorial Day weekend and thought everyone might have a laugh in the morning and get their weekend off to a good start. Perhaps Mr. David Let Him Die Miscavige might appreciate some other suggestions for plates to go on his BMW, Land Rover, Acura, Miata, RX 7, Saleen Mustang, Ducati, GMC armored van, Lincoln Navigator and whatever other assorted vehicles he has … [Read more...]