You will be thrilled to hear the magnificent breakthroughs that have been made now with GAG II reaching the very top of the bridge. The old, crappy, altered versions they have been selling now for 30 years have been replaced, for the third time, with all new, much better stuff. These announcements sound like old laundry soap ads -- "2X whiter", "you won't believe how bright your colors are", "now with super cleaning power", "amazing suds/theta boster", "much longer lasting and faster too"... Here is a new email explaining it all from our old friend Sandy Dodwell. I highlighted some … [Read more...]
Flag OTC News
Thursday Funnies on Monday. This is 4 pages of LOL nuttiness, direct from the "greatest OT Committee on earth." The delusion is a wonder to behold... Somewhow Kaye Champagne is has become "ideal orgs IC earth." Why would she go to South Africa? If you are really going to do some "ideal orging" why don't you stick closer to home? Philly? Detroit? Boston? Chicago? They all have FAR larger fields than anything in Southern Africa. And apart from their undone, long promised "AO" they have Durban, Cape Town, Port Elizabeth, Joburg North, Bulawayo and Harare to finish. Bet you this trip … [Read more...]
Removing Arbitraries From The Arbitraries, Again
Apparently it's no longer called "revising" - in scientology newspeak it is now called "un-revising". Undoing the arbitraries implemented by [squirrel who Shall Not Be Named], this magnificent "new" Solo NOT's course is SO MUCH BETTER than the last one. The one they have been pushing for 20 years as the pinnacle of achievement in scientology. The one so important that you had to fly to Flag and pay them to sec check you every 6 months to ensure you were doing it properly. This is the course Dear Leader his personal self re-did in the 90's to "remove all the arbitraries" added by … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Be a genius... Avoid handing over anything for something so stupid. ASHO's finest This here is a proud ASHO Duke of the Book Reading Elite. Big News No doubt it will be monumentally epic if it's being announced by the "OT Alliance I/C" Hold the presses... It's even monumentaller than that. Two people are required to give it the gravitas it deserves. So, bring in the PES. Wonder what the org ED is doing on Saturday night? It's not big enough for him/her to make the announcement? In that case, I would give this one a miss... … [Read more...]
Flag BS
More bs from Flag. Do people really buy this garbage? Can you imagine promoting the fact that the course you have been delivering for years as "the perfect, standard Golden Age of Tech Solo Course" used to take 5 WEEKS and now takes 8 days? Without ANY explanation, other than "it's better and more golden than it was before." Wonder how those people who paid for 5 weeks of rip off hotel and meals at Flag feel about that? Or those who spent 27 extra days slogging through ARBITRARIES when they had been promised a few times previously that "all arbitraries had been removed." But more … [Read more...]
The Running Around In Circles Program
The statements in the email below really tell you everything you need to know about the delusion inside the bubble. And what cognitive dissonance people will accept without apparently feeling the pain. Remember, this "Cause Resurgence Rundown" literally consists of running in circles. Ideally it would NOT be done in a body according to L. Ron Hubbard -- the physical exercise forms no part of this "rundown." Thus, it is why I have mad ea firm decision that if I ever decide to do it again I will opt for either driving a golf cart around in circles or take a seat on a carousel. But put … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
There are no words... Schedule an appointment... ...to be part of the greatest movement in history Acting as a church This is such a strange promo piece. Nearly 4% done!!!!!! This is the model, double SH Size ideal org and their CF filing is 96% backlogged. Still skateboarding Wow, this must have REALLY impressed those people at Flag. My win is that I didn't skateboard on the street where I could have been run over. That seems even more Super Powered to … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Spelling Bee So the trained ones are the smart ones? Guess that doesn't include learning how to spell "gotten." Thanksgiving breakfast? Breakfast? With all male chefs -- now that's a real selling point. I guess.... The Graduation of All Time This is how they promoted the graduation where COP announced GAG II for Solo NOTs... And along with it was the come-on for the Clearwater NN opening the next day Wacky... CF-A-Thon And other important activities... Wouldn't be an "ideal org" without a … [Read more...]
Flag Stats – Epic and Monumental
The latest collection of reports from Flag. Remember, these reports ONLY come out when they have "good news" -- the weeks there is no report the stats are no doubt bad. They used to report the number of Clears Made per week, but stopped mentioning this for the last 4 "Good News" briefings. I guess the "Clears" have dried up. Months ago they stopped reporting on Purif and Objectives (once they have skimmed the cream of the redo's by locals). Also be aware that these graphs go from the RELEASE of Super Power (Green line) and Running Pgm (blue line). So, naturally there … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Ideal Emptiness They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Big empty "studio" is the perfect venue to disseminate about big, empty orgs... Oh Dear... Obviously, the COP is back in town and going to make a spectacular, epic, milestone, watershed announcement momentous sort of all-time thing at Graduation this week. He knew he couldn't leave it to these people to do it right, so though they had a special briefing in the "Board Room" a month ago, obviously things didn't take off like they should have. So, once again, He has to do it all himself. But wait a minute. There … [Read more...]