David Miscavige is in full-on spin-control mode. The Hollywood Reporter has just published an article about his father's book, basically restating what Tony Ortega wrote at his blog yesterday. While he foolishly dismisses articles by Tony Ortega (as he does with the BBC, CNN and most other media) he swings into full panic when he is portrayed unfavorably in "the trades." So, he dropped his tank and mask on the deck (he is roughing it for a week of scuba diving fun before making his appearance at the Bogota ideal org ribbon yanking) and dictated a response letter to THR. You can t … [Read more...]
PI Working For Scientology Pleads Guilty To Hacking Me And Tony Ortega
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Scientology Expansion? Here Is The Proof
You hear David "Let Him Die" Miscavige prattle on in his endless shermanspeak about how popular scientology is and the "massive demand from the public for the answers only we can provide." Much ado has been made by him about the amazing statistics of "hits" on the internet and "visitors" to the the scientology.org site, "3.1428 people every 1.7 seconds think about clicking on one of our fair and balanced videos" blah blah blah.... But of course, there is no evidence to support any of his bold assertions, and everyone not in his thrall laughs, shakes their head and goes on with life … [Read more...]
64X Expansion
42X was not good enough. Let's make it 64X in 17 months. 64 is a good number. 8x8. 4 cubed. 2 to the 6th power. It just has a nice ring to it that connotes exponential expansion.... 17 months I am not so sure about. 18 would have been better, but someone probably decided 17 sounded less contrived. Like instead of saying there were 12,000 people at the SP building ribbon cutting there were 12,311, because nobody would make up an exact number like that unless it was true. But really it is 19 months since GAG II. I suppose if you are going to just make up numbers it doesn't matter wh … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
The Freewinds Business College Learn how to make money at the "spiritual retreat off the crossroads of the world" also known as "Vulture U". Make money to "rapidly" move up the "Golden Age of Tech II Bridge" which is much better than the GAG I Bridge. Which leaves the old L. Ron Hubbard Bridge for dead... Really, this is the most spiritual place on earth... When money is your God and making it is your central religious practice, the Freewinds truly is the "top of the Bridge." More Blow Away Wins... From the Social Reform Officer SFO?? There's only … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
ASHO Come and train on "the Basics" at ASHO. It's all they've got.... Strange though because ASHO isn't for new public, so how is it that 8 YEARS after the release of the Basics that were the "big thing" everyone had to do in 2007, there are still people who haven't done them? Stage an OTC Meeting for MV! There's nothing like some group agreement that everyone is going to fake it for MV. It's like an arms race. If you don't fake it, you will look bad by comparison as everyone knows everyone fakes it. Hi Team Valley, It is needed to have more footage of Valley and the … [Read more...]
Tom Cruise — The Best Scientologist I Know
Well, subtract one from the 2 billion people Tom Cruise has "disseminated" Scientology to. Simon Pegg revealed in an interview yesterday that Tom Cruise has never spoken to him about Scientology. And this stretches back to around the time Mr. Cruise was presented the Freedom Medal of Valor for being the greatest disseminator in the history of history. Except he doesn't do one on one apparently. Or perhaps Simon Pegg wasn't a big enough being to deserve it? After all, it is a privilege to call yourself a scientologist. But doesn't Miscavige want MORE celebrities? This does raise an … [Read more...]
David Miscavige — Ugly American Abroad
Miscavige is so out of touch with reality, that he no doubt doesn't realize how arrogant and condescending he sounds. This is from the report on the ribbon yanking ceremony in Basel -- as found at scientology.org. Switzerland is a nation long renowned for its exquisite craftsmanship of everything from watches to pocketknives and culinary delicacies that remain the envy of the world. And consistent with that uncompromising emphasis on quality, the first Scientology Ideal Organization (Org) in that European nation’s dazzling history opened its doors to a grateful public on Saturday in an … [Read more...]
Mike Rinder Coffee Waiter
The latest video from scientology attempting to 'dead agent" me is quite amusing. Though, if I was David Miscavige I would be screaming bloody murder claiming I was the subject of terrorist threats and hate crimes because they frame me in "scope sights." This is especially concerning after David "Let Him Die" Miscavige hired PI's with an arsenal including assault rifles with silencers to tail his own father. If anyone put up this sort of video with David Miscavige framed in armament sights it would take about 3 minutes for the stuck pig squealing to begin. Tony Ortega c … [Read more...]
Scientology Conquering Facebook
It's more straight up and vertical, monumental, milestones as scientology tech shows the world how to handle Facebook. A special correspondent just sent this to me. I thought it worthy of a post to demonstrate yet again, the nature of scientology. They are not popular. Their solution is to BUY the appearance of popularity. And then tell the world "Look, we a popular." You can bet David Miscavige had planned to announce this "unprecedented" popularity at the Maiden Voyage event in June. Ah well, down the crapper that one just went. It's the exact same pattern they employ for trying … [Read more...]