Weird on so many levels. Funny how they spell organization two different ways within 4 words.... … [Read more...]
Too Little Too Late
The disasters just keep on rolling. These three emails came in this morning. Larry, Moe and Curly Joe couldn't make this more slapstick.... First, after years in the "planning" SMI is sending out an URGENT email that must be answered TODAY to give information about delivering "GAG II." Wonder what happens to the Missions that DONT have trained C/Ses, Co-Audit Sups and Auditors (ie practically every "Mission" listed on Scientology.org)? With GAG II "imminent" this is like asking at the altar whether your bride is a virgin. It's a bit late for that sort of "Oh, I forgot to check...." The … [Read more...]
Actors Needed To Play Scientologists
With no public in the orgs (or afraid that if they shoot anyone they call in specially to appear in a video they might be found to be a disaffected/SP before the video can be edited and shown) Golden Era IN LOS ANGELES -- the largest single community of Scientologists on this rapidly clearing planet -- has resorted to paying actors to make it appear there are people in orgs for EVENT VIDEOS. How ironic is this? To convince Scientologists that things are really swell in the orgs (all orgs except the one they happen to be sitting in of course) they are paying actors to PLAY Scientologists to … [Read more...]
AOSHUK Clearing the UK
This email is a bit dated now, but I have had so much other news to report it just didn't make it into the mix. But I looked at it this morning and it is enlightening in its own way BECAUSE it is now 3 weeks on. I am sure that 7 OT V starts in a week is the best they have done in a LONG time. But honestly, this is really pathetic. With an Ideal Org and SH size org in London and 6 other orgs in the UK, if this is the volume of "Bridge flow" that is occurring, it is sad that these people are SO excited about how they are taking the planet by storm because they had 7 starts in a week. And of … [Read more...]
Fact v. Fiction: A Tale of Two Websites
I don't normally follow statistics concerning this blog, as I am not trying to generate ad revenue (there are no ads:)). I provide this forum as a public service that I hope gets out information that might otherwise not see the light of day from within the bowels of the bubble. But the irrepressible Karen De La Carriere sent this to me yesterday and called me up and told me it was good news that people should know. I felt it was worth noting, not to beat my own drum, but to give hope to those of you who await the day when you may be reunited with friends or family who have been victim of the … [Read more...]
The Ideal Rowing Program
It's getting wackier. If that's possible. Now anyone's crazy scheme is being tagged onto the crazy scheme of "Ideal Orgs." And the orgs are even promoting it. It used to just be the blind leading the blind. Now its the crazy on the coattails of crazy. There are so many things wrong with this it is difficult to comprehend. Including his kid? He wants to row across the Atlantic to "back up Chairman of the Board"? Hey, I have an idea. I want to build a house. How about an "Ideal House" program. Give me $500,000 and I will make my dream come true and make it to the level of Humanitarian ( … [Read more...]
Status, Status and More Status
They are at it again. MEGA status is the latest term to enter the Scientology dictionary -- you know the dictionaries that Voldemort announced in 2001 (or maybe before?) that are STILL not complete and released. This now joins the other coined terms of late in the world of the RCS: Humanitarian -- someone who went into debt to give money to buy MEST for those not in need Command Intention -- whatever Voldemort wants or is thought to want Department 21 -- David Miscavige Training -- buying The Basics and Lectures OT -- Objectives Co-audit There are of course many more and I am sure a … [Read more...]
Ty Dillard Enters the Krazy Rumors Race
Not wanting to be left behind by Mike Smith and David Wilson, Ty Dillard is rolling out the latest rumor. Though for what reason is very unclear. Trying to keep public from going to Flag to do their "OT Objectives Co-Audit"??? Seems a bit strange when they have been HAMMERING "OT's" to get to Flag to re-do their Objectives. But, good news, GAG II is "likely" going to be released "within a few weeks." And for you OT's who "have wanted to do it" [that is redo your Objectives] this will make it easier. Funny how if you are willing to pay, you can do almost anything you want. I wonder if an … [Read more...]
Attempted Damage Control
With Voldemort still playing hide the ball on the "Grand Opening"/GAG II/Super Power/IAS events, the damage control scrambling is full force. This email is an attempt to make everything seem "normal" (or at least as normal as it can be inside a bubble of babble). Two weeks in a row the promise of "we are announcing the date at the next graduation" has passed with no announcement. But continued dead silence only aggravates the problem. So yesterday Lauri Webster sends out an email trying to take everyone's attention off the elephant in the room and get them thinking instead about what … [Read more...]
Voldemort’s a No Show, His Tent is Too Big and His PI’s Are Religious Crusaders
Once again, Voldemort was a no-show at Graduation last night. Of course, the blind being led by the blindest explain this away with "He is so busy working to get everything right. You know how important this is and it has to be right because this is critical to the agonized future of every man, woman and child in this sector of the universe..." Perfection is the hallmark of "COB" -- so is never completing anything because it's not yet "perfect." But while the hypnotized and marching in lockstep, there are rumblings from an increasing number who are seeing this for what it really is -- an … [Read more...]