But who knows what? They are shouting from the rooftops -- 18 new people started service since the opening of the ideal org. That is almost 1 per day. Amazing. Incredible. Astonishing... At that rate, assuming every one of them continues in scientology and goes up the bridge to Clear, it will only take 12,600 YEARS to "clear Sydney." Of course, maybe 1 percent of those new starts will actually continue on so it will be more like 1.2 million years. Also, Sydney is responsible for all of New South Wales as there are no other orgs in any other cities in the state, so it will be a bit … [Read more...]
Class VIII, OT VIII, 3 L’s Beginning Scientologist
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.... This is today's topsy turvy world of scientology -- what is up (the Bridge) is down. What is down (stat) is straight up and vertical. Progress in Scientology these days is going back and starting it all over again. You didn't make it. Back down the snake you go. And now you can buy a new ladder from us. Only problem is, we keep adding more snakes. The real End Phenomena of involvement in the church of scientology is going ALL the way to the bottom of the bridge, sliding right off and realizing you are no longer a scientologist. And … [Read more...]
GAG II Killed Auditor Training Dead
The training of scientology auditors, even the robots that were being turned out with GAT, appears to be a thing of the past. We have all watched the focus of the church move from training to auditing to statuses to buildings. Miscavige announced (and the church STILL promotes) that GAG II now makes REAL training of auditors possible for the first time ever. And FASTER than ever. Well, here is evidence to the contrary. St Hill is THE original "Training Org" -- home of the St Hill Special Briefing Course and proud of its long tradition of being the "Home of auditor … [Read more...]
Another Seminar For David Miscavige
The next in a continuing series of "We are doing this for you COB" -- lectures and seminars designed exactly for his particular weaknesses. The first in the series is here. For the man who came up with the "why" that "the blind are leading the blind" with a handling of doing rote drills that make every auditor a robot and now with Phase II everyone going DOWN the Bridge, and his brilliant "the orgs are trying to do too little" with a handling of buying them new expensive buildings and the entire Scientology org network flatlining, this seminar is just what the doctor … [Read more...]
The Largest Org On The Planet Is…
I have not been posting OT Committee Minutes for a few weeks as they are just too boring. I have a collection of them that have come in and I will probably do a "data dump" and throw them all into one post so there is a record of them in case anyone is ever interested. But I got these newest minutes from CC Int and they contain some stuff that is just too astonishing to not comment on. I have highlighted the most important points: Date: Thu, 22 May 2014 From: CC Int OT Committee Subject: CCI Int OT Committee Meeting Minutes - 2014 05 16CCI OTC MEETING MINUTES - MAY 16, 2014Carol E … [Read more...]
A Parody Invitation
Seriously? The "Flag WUS Team 10,000" are SOOO incompetent at getting anyone to show up for Clive Rabey's shake down seminar they are sending out a pitch from Pat Parodi "to use" to "close people" to come to the event? Here you will discover that GAG II has "blown the doors to OT off their hinges" and other incredible statements followed by the clincher "-fact!" so it must be true. Wowzer!!!!! (This deserves some exclams) Don't forget -- "Report your confirms!!!!!" Date: Wed, 21 May 2014 From: "Flag WUS - Team 10,000" <[email protected]>Subject: Parodi ammunition … [Read more...]
UK — Not Thinking Big
Date: Fri, 09 May 2014 From: Claire Chisholm <[email protected]>Subject: Just so you know.Dear Xxxxx,I am writing to let you know about a very exciting game that it being played across the UK. The game is to have a combined total, between all UK orgs, of 1000 public on either their Purification Rundown or Survival Rundown by the 6th of June.Birmingham's share of that quota? 100 of our public on their Purification Rundown or Survival Rundown!This is an amazing game and one that everyone can play and win. It will bring about expansion on all dynamics.Just imagine our Org with … [Read more...]
The March 13 Event Was A Total Bust
The "March 13" edition of the International Scientology Nonsense (ISN) has just arrived in mailboxes everywhere. A bit tardy, but one could understand: 146 glossy, 4 color pages of Shermanspeak stream of consciousness is a bit of a task to put together. Though all it does is repeat the contents of the March 13 Event held at the Ruth Eckerd Hall (after 20 years, one would assume that the straight up and vertical expansion would have outgrown Ruth Eckerd Hall that only holds 2300 people...) Of course, reduced to the written page this stuff sounds even stupider than when it is accompanied by … [Read more...]
Flag OTC Brown-nosing Reaches New Depths
The brown-nosing has reached all new, extra nauseating heights. Here is what the Flag OTC put together and presented to Dear Leader in time for his birthday this year. They commissioned Nina Winters (a well known artist) to produce a bronze sculpture. (She is on the right -- Kaye Champagne is on the left). You can get a closer look here. This is apparently a "galactic samurai." Looks sort of like a stylized horse with a bag over it's head to me, but I haven't seen it in person (I looked on her website and see that it is supposed to be a person (samurai) in a kimono sort … [Read more...]
Some New Pleas From The Bubble
This stuff rolls in the door daily from Special Correspondents and there is just too much of it to publish. Much of it is same old, same old. These three came in just now and each has something a little special about it, particularly the last one. So I figured I would spread the word from Loony Tunes land. The Biggest Global Impact Ever Event Date: Sat, 17 May 2014From: Joel Morris <[email protected]>To: [email protected]: [OTC-Mail] FW: from Sara- Save the DateDear OTCers,Join us on Friday, May 30th for "The Biggest Global Impact Ever Event"!Now that we have … [Read more...]
Mission Impossible
Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if someone did this with the church of scientology? Put together a form to file complaints with different agencies (consumer affairs, justice department) and ran a campaign to get people to file them each month? Would there be more complaints filed about the church of scientology or about psychiatrists? I would put my money on scientology. Maybe Ken Kramer should start a campaign to clean up the field of mental healing in the church of scientology? Now that is a true Mission: Impossible. From: "Linda Mears" <[email protected]> Date: May … [Read more...]
David Miscavige’s Office At Gold
A Special Correspondent alerted me to this website that has photos of the work they did on the RTC Building at the Int Base, otherwise known as “Building 50”. To give you a little more detail on what you see, and what you don’t see in these photos, I pulled together some information from a number of sources who worked on this building and this a compilation of that information. There are many more details and stories about this building that I may get to at a later date. The shots included on the website do not include Miscavige’s actual office, but only the “Commun … [Read more...]
Quinn The Eskimo
Oh boy, where to begin? No comment on this guy's literacy level. But it still amazes me when I see it. 9 YEARS they have been doing "the fundraise" OMG that is a LOOOOONG time. No wonder the poor Valley are all wore out... You gotta love the LRH quote this guys pulls out of his butt and somehow twists into "so let's all hold hands and agree to turn over our money in one big orgasmic leap of faith." But it only gets better. Because now you know that standard tech delivered in a non-ideal org is just NOT KSW and thus the rate of expansion is hindered. Quinn, did you ever ask … [Read more...]
It’s “Damagingly Commercial” – LRH
A Special Correspondent sent this to me and it is an interesting study for a couple of reasons. First -- you can see the contempt LRH had for The Auditor being "damagingly commercial" and "putting emphasis on speed through courses." How do you think he would view the current scene in scientology? The statements made in this Auditor are positively pathetic compared to what is said today about the "speed up the Bridge" and with GAT II ESPECIALLY focused on the "speed of training." But even worse, commercialism pervades EVERYTHING in scientology these days -- it is ALL about the m … [Read more...]
The Pitch Goes On
Here is something truly gag-worthy. As with virtually everything else that emanates from the Vulture Culture of Scientology, it is a pitch for money. And as with everything else, it contains many flat out lies as well as complete unreality on the state of scientology and the world in which it exists. These people don't just have tin ears, they also have hallucinogenic vision and speak in tongues. Kind of messed up for those who supposedly can hone all 57 perceptics to razor sharpness. This promo piece would be like the Catholic Church asking for donations for their international … [Read more...]