How very timely. After posting yesterday about the church and IAS not supporting Criminon in any way, this drops down the chimney from one of our Special Correspondents. Apparently, the IAS has gone missing in this endeavor too -- until it comes time for the IAS event and scraping together some videos and maybe even a medal winner, in which case handing out WTH booklets in Israel and on the West Bank will become another "monumental IAS accomplishment." To fund their activities, the WTHappinessers have formed their OWN "membership organization," because you just cannot have too many of them … [Read more...]
The OSA Stooges Latest Footbullet
Take a look at the posting on the African blog here. Clumsy would be a kind description of the buffoonery. These fools make the Three Stooges look like James Bond. Here are my thoughts (because I am featured in their footbullet). 1. The South African blog has become a major headache for the church. They probably have more readers than the church has active members. They don't know what to do about it. 2. So they try to position the blog with the thing the public hates the most. Asking for money. Oh, the irony.... 3. If they really DID send out this idiocy to their public then … [Read more...]
Criminon – “We Get No Funding From The Church”
Well, isn't that strange? How many events (and Impact mags) have you seen that have crowed about the "success" of Criminon and how it is all attributable to "your support of the IAS." Who has not been "pitched" by an IAS Vulture to "support our 4th dynamic activities, we are salvaging criminals from a life of crime." They have even presented IAS "Freedom Medals" to Criminon people like Greg Capazorio and promoted the fact that THIS is what the IAS does. Ladies and gentlemen -- the unvarnished truth. The Church and the IAS GIVE NOTHING to support the efforts of these people. They … [Read more...]
David Miscavige Net Worth
A Special Correspondent alerted me to a couple of recently published articles about Dear Leader. I personally do not believe they are accurate as I think he is smarter than accumulating this sort of personal wealth. Why get the money and leave yourself open to attack, when you can control the money and be completely protected? If he whispers the word that money need be spent on something, it IS spent. He has a team of personal sycophants that take care of his every need. If he decides he must only eat beluga caviar and white truffles at $2000 per meal, rest assured, it will be done, and it … [Read more...]
The Lies Just Roll Off Their Tongues
One of our Special Correspondents pointed out what this promo piece says: Mr. Gavin Potter gave a great briefing on OT IX having to do with Orders of Magnitude and how that ties in intimately with LRH intention and the Ideal Orgs strategy which puts in Orders of Magnitude on the expansion and clearing of our area. Say what? Mr. Gaving Potter has about as much idea about OT IX as he does the secret formula for Coca Cola, though the formula for Coke actually exists. He has even less idea about "LRH intention" for the "ideal org strategy" as there is NO LRH intention for the "ideal org … [Read more...]
Austin Hype, Austin Reality
Well, this "Grand Slam Event" was just too good to be true. Literally. I happened to be in Austin this evening, and dropped by the Grand Slam Event. These photos were taken right as the big event was getting underway. Nobody in sight except a woman standing near the table set up in the entrance that had a few lonely Dianetics fliers on it. She was hiding behind the column smoking a cigarette until she saw me taking photos and then scurried inside, leaving the card table abandoned. This org is literally across the street from the University of Texas. Perhaps on … [Read more...]
Would We Lie To You?
We would NEVER photoshop a picture of our Dear Leader (unless we planned to use it somewhere). Now would we overstate the attendance at one of these events... (every scientologist is so ethical ad capable they count for at least 3 normal persons). And you can rely on the FACT that 57 new public just walked into the org on Monday, because we said it. But the really good news is that there will be no end to the circling vultures -- because you don't get to actually work on making Sydney succeed, we have already started sucking your blood for Auckland. And once the "big" contingents … [Read more...]
Mr. Miscavige, Our Lecture Was Designed For You
Recruiting For The Empty Ideal NN UK
A plea for recruits for Narconon. And every position on the org board is vacant it seems.... This UK Narconon Model Center is becoming very reminiscent of the UK ideal orgs. Empty rooms. Straight up and vertical, massive international expansion seems to have slipped by the UK too. Date: Thu, 01 May 2014 From: ABLE UK <[email protected]>Subject: Narconon is RecruitingNarcononNARCONON EFFECTIVE DRUG PREVENTION AND REHABILITATION - RESTORING LIVESThe new UK Narconon Model Centre is now recruiting people so that they can be trained by the time this centre opens. It is due to open in … [Read more...]
Ideal CC Nashville
Some interesting information sent in by a Special Correspondent concerning the "ideal" CC Nashville. They just mailed out their new magazine and it contained the following: Some points of note. 1. Clearly Rene Duszak, a long term SO member from PAC failed to build this org and was replaced. Believe me, if they were doing so well, nobody would have taken her out. 2. After FIVE YEARS of being an Ideal Org they are "working on" going SH Size and, hold the phones, creating a Day and Foundation. My recollection was that Miscavige said the "why" was that the orgs were trying to do … [Read more...]
Travel Back Down The Bridge And “Recover Your Infinity Of Future”
This was recently sent out by ASHO. Some have accused me of being a grammar nazi, but for an organization that claims it has the ONLY solution to literacy, this stuff is just so out there it isn't funny. This odd little LRH quote has been utterly misduplicated. She actually thinks it says you "recover your infinity of future" not that you will "not recover in your infinity of future." How one loses an infinity of future is illogical enough. Then how you recover it makes no sense at all. Shows you how much these people even understand what they are doing. Or why they are doing it. Or … [Read more...]
The “Scientology Media Center” and Ideal Org BS
Imelda Marcos obsessively bought shoes, Miscavige obsessively buys buildings. Despite having a film and audio studio at Golden Era that contains hundreds of millions of dollars of buildings and equipment, David Miscavige felt compelled to buy the KCET studios in Hollywood. Gold operates at a tiny percentage of its capacity. But Miscavige has long wanted to "close it down" and has threatened to do literally dozens of times. He is of course "right" about this as he pulls out LRH despatches where he did the same thing, calling Gold the most unproductive org in the history of … [Read more...]
The SO #1 Line
This silly promo piece touches on a subject that is sensitive to many scientologists. The SO #1 line and the illusion that was created for decades that "Ron" was in fact communicating with people from all over the world. It was a great public relations move to have people believe they were communicating with "Source", but it was a lie. It was also the source of valuable for information (intelligence). I assure you that though this letter is signed "Ron" and is on his letterhead, it was absolutely NOT seen, written, signed or anything else'd by him. In 1980 he was in seclusion out of … [Read more...]
The IAS “Benefits All 8 Dynamics”
The cliches just keep rolling out. And apparently the meaningless drivel is accepted by the sheeple as somehow coherent and believable. These sort of emails and promotional pitches offer an interesting insight into the warped world inside the bubble. If you read Shaked's latest missive just as it is written, you will see there is not a single specific about anything, just sweeping generalities about final rewards and walking free. Can the intelligence quotient of fundamentalist scientologists really have descended to levels where this sort of babble is acceptable? It seems hard to … [Read more...]
David Does Sydney
Bryan Seymour's Channel 7 News Story, with footage of David Miscavige rehearsing Tony already has this on his site, but I wanted to include some other observations. Bryan told me they also blocked another national TV show (I assume it was Steve Cannane) and a national newspaper and rolled out some new "balloon tech" with people holding bunches of balloons in front of the media. These people have completely lost grip with reality, these are horrendous footnukes. Imagine spending $15 million to open a building to "flood people up the bridge" (that necessarily must … [Read more...]