How do you make instant "highest evers statistics"? It's easy, just combine TWO orgs into ONE. It's like a "golden age" expansion formula that Dear Leader has conjured up. Here is something from the latest UK Advance! mag. What is really amazing is the gleeful way they promote the closure of another org, one that L. Ron Hubbard himself put in place and wrote NUMEROUS policy letters about. How do they call themselves "on source scientologists" who are "dedicated to keeping scientology working" and "doing what Ron says" and yet get all excited about "the merge of Saint Hill … [Read more...]
Scientology: Self Pleasuring
More hilarity from the Razzerloonies... From: Sent: Saturday, February 07, 2015 To: Subject: FW: THETA NEWS! Thanks so much for forwarding this! I just received this from the IASA! Cool news on the IAS funded Scientology dissemination campaign! 1 minute after the "Age of Answers" Scientology ad aired during the Superbowl half-time, the scientology.org website visits went from an average of 80 to 1,800!!! And after the ad aired on Superbowl, there was a TON of buzz and feedback on social media. Here are some of the responses: "It wouldn't be Superbowl without a Sc … [Read more...]
Despite Everything, LA Org Is Empty
Despite 200 fully hatted and trained Sea Org Members with 10,346.7 years of experience. Despite "ideal" premises. And the best of the best seasoned bodyrouters. The Model Test Center on Hollywood Blvd. A crack team used to train executives from all over the world on "how it is done." The bestowing of the title: Model Ideal St Hill Size Org by Dear Leader himself. The largest concentration of scientologists on earth. Massive advertising on network TV. Huge spending on internet ads. The power of positive postulates injected into the environment by Gavin Potter and o … [Read more...]
OT IX: Orders Of Magnitude Of Pie In The Sky
Someone recently sent me this letter. It is straight from the horse's "mouth." It should have been clear to everyone when the first "condition" on the release of "OT IX and X" was "enough OT VIII's" plus "all orgs SH Size" that this was never going to happen. Of course, it then became all orgs "ideal" so Dear Leader could make the "OT's" responsible for giving him money rather than him having to do something to expand orgs. But then, there is this. The individual prereqs: Class V Graduate Auditor PLUS False Purpose RD Auditor, Senior Sec Checker Course, PTS/SP Auditor Course, … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Desperate This ALL CAPS message was received by someone in HUNGARY. But let's rejoice, following the announcement of the imminent opening after Dear Leader showed a CGI video of the completed org about 8 years ago, it is really good to know that we will all find out on 28 February that the plans are to open it VERY VERY VERY soon (as long as enough people give money). THE NEWS YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! HARLEM IS OPENING VERY VERY VERY SOON!!! ATTEND THE EVENT THAT WILL MARK THE CREATION OF THE IDEAL CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY IN HARLEM NEW YORK ATTEND THE EVENT AT THE HARLEM ORG ON … [Read more...]
The SHSBC Is Dead
ASHO Day and Foundation have been "combined" into one org. AOSHUK and SH Fdn have also been "combined" into one org. Never in a million years would any scientologist have expected that TWO Orgs specifically created by L. Ron Hubbard would be closed in the "golden era of scientology." Unthinkable. But like many of the other blasphemies that have been wrought in recent years, it was hidden in plain sight with loud pronouncements of "greatest expansion ever." And then there is this: Saint Hills NO LONGER DELIVER THE BRIEFING COURSE. And this has NOT been broadly announced as not … [Read more...]
Panic In The Bubble
It seems Paul Clark is not the only one "spreading the flap" on the Razzline (see recent post "Don't Freak Out"). These guys just don't seem able to restrain themselves. By the time this program airs there won't be anyone in the bubble that is not aware of it. And believe me, a lot of people will watch it out of curiosity even though they are warned not to do so. It has really been built up BIG TIME inside the church. Normally it is pretty easy for the run of the mill Kool Aid drinker to ignore anything that is in the media as merely being the rabid utterances of the "merchants of … [Read more...]
Flag: Cathedral Of The Circular Bridge
Flag, which may no longer be referred to as the "Mecca" of technical perfection and "friendliest place on earth" must, according to the Pope's decree, be referred to as the "Cathedral of Scientology." More fitting for a pope to have a cathedral I guess, and the implications of Mecca are apparently not politically correct in today's world. Though I would suspect Muslims are happier not to be associated with scientology than vice versa. Now matter what it is called -- Mecca, Cathedral, SP Building or Empty Morgue, the fact remains that the "top of the Bridge" of scientology has become a … [Read more...]
“Don’t Freak Out”
The Razzline is doing an effective job of "spreading the flap" -- letting everyone know about the HBO "hatchet job" that is coming... Working in league with the church, they are demonstrating remarkable prowess in making this the most well promoted documentary ever to appear on HBO, perhaps on television. From: Paul Clark [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Friday, January 30, 2015 6:58 AM To: TheRazzLine Email Service Subject: Opinion. Re "Hatchet Jobs" on the church and the most recent movie. Don't freak out and don't be effect every time some self-important jerk does a … [Read more...]
Cardone on Compassion, Wiki on Going Clear
The real question here is how "GC" applies his philosophy to himself. Does he fear the church? Is this why he and his beautiful bride hand over so much cash to keep the church happy? In that case, does he classify himself as the weak that listen to them? This guy is a caricature of everything that is bad about scientologists. Money and status obsessed. Arrogant. No empathy. And absolutely certain he has the answers to everything. Except perhaps how he can be such a dupe... Wikipedia on Going Clear Someone has done an excellent job with the new Wikipedia entry … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies Are Back
Bea Upastat Oh, what fun. Could not think of anything I would rather do on a Sunday. This poor woman needs "hundreds of helpers" -- wonder when someone is going to break it to her that they don't exist? Another example of scientology administrative tech in action. There is no org anywhere, ever in history that has not had backlogged filing. Nobody has EVER contemplated that maybe there is something WRONG with the system... Thinking Big Now this is an "ideal" org experiencing massive expansion. But they are overwhelmed labeling 9000 WTH booklets? Seriously, … [Read more...]
Scientology’s Age Of Evasion
Scientology's "Golden Age of Evasion" (GAE) is unfolding in all its glory. They ran an ad on the Super Bowl they called "Age of Answers," proclaiming "welcome to the age of answers." Like most things scientological, what they state is the polar opposite of reality. First, the ad was placed only in those areas with "Ideal Orgs" -- and not even all of those qualified. Some of those "ideal orgs" are such pitiful failures that nothing could justify throwing away money placing the ad in their market. The ads were placed FOR EXISTING SCIENTOLOGISTS. Fearing the repercussions of exposure of … [Read more...]
Equipped For Eternity
This really requires no commentary. The depravity within the bubble is expanding at an unprecedented rate. Highest ever!!! 47X!!! The concept of being "equipped for eternity" is so bizarre it defies comparison. Though an ad for Cadillac comes to mind: "Drive through the Pearly Gates in comfort and style in the new Cadillac STS." But I must say that a nice looking polo shirt might really come in handy "in eternity," I guess. Nothing is beneath a fundraising pitch. Dear Scientologist, Having the necessary materials to make it all the way up the Bridge is a crucial c … [Read more...]
Disconnection
While a great deal of attention and interest has been focused on Alex Gibney's scientology documentary, let's not forget the rave reviews for Allen Barton's Disconnection. Every person I know who has attended absolutely raves about it. I was very bummed to discover that there was no performance on any of the nights I was in LA last week. I am hoping it is such a success that it gets a much deserved wider release. Here is a sampling of press reaction: Barton is a clever enough writer to keep his audience fiercely attentive… And he’s fortunate in having a director, Joel Polis, … [Read more...]
Scientology Cowards: Their Media Strategy
Alex Gibney and Lawrence Wright stand and face the general public and media to discuss and defend their film. David Miscavige hides, while directing anonymous smears against Gibney and Wright and those who appear in his film. Why is it that the "ecclesiastical leader of the scientology religion" is unable to stand up and speak on behalf of his (admittedly dwindling) flock? Why isn't he setting the example and going on TV or being interviewed in major publications to present the "scientology side"? And after refusing repeated requests to be interviewed, they then whine that the "media … [Read more...]