And they are coming in force, because Flag is empty. I guess they don't have anyone to keep them busy AT Flag, so they are sending TWENTY TWO people to LA to be the "Flag World Tour." Twenty two people in addition to the 20 or so that are in the FSC WUS Office. Here is a recent message that was sent out. Hello! With the release of the Golden Age of Tech Phase II, there has never been a better time to come in and get moving on your route to Clear and OT. As it is my intention to see that you make it all the way, and to help you get there, the Model Ideal … [Read more...]
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We have ourselves a new masthead for RB Comics! Certainly deserving of a Freedom Medal.... … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Flag Scraping The Barrel Somehow this image is just perfect. What assholes. Go scrape up some "unreported" stats so we can "present them to COB" for Maiden Voyage. They must "downstat" so it's time to "get creative." Doing the impossible... And that is "arriving at the org for this briefing." Thinking big! Another gift "from COB" Wow, how generous. Buy me a building and I will have someone buy you a juicer (to squeeze every last drop?) and then say it's from me. It's like the old LRH "beer and cheese party" caper. He didn't pay a … [Read more...]
Tom Cruise — The Best Scientologist I Know
Well, subtract one from the 2 billion people Tom Cruise has "disseminated" Scientology to. Simon Pegg revealed in an interview yesterday that Tom Cruise has never spoken to him about Scientology. And this stretches back to around the time Mr. Cruise was presented the Freedom Medal of Valor for being the greatest disseminator in the history of history. Except he doesn't do one on one apparently. Or perhaps Simon Pegg wasn't a big enough being to deserve it? After all, it is a privilege to call yourself a scientologist. But doesn't Miscavige want MORE celebrities? This does raise an … [Read more...]
“Just because you break the financial rules…”
This email pretty much encapsulates the "think" of the fundamentalist scientologist. Clubbed seals who have totally bought into the "ideal org" "strategy" and who firmly and stubbornly believe that they can do no wrong (i.e. "it isn't an overt") if they are forwarding the survival of "the church." See text in red below (all of it is wacky, the red bits especially so). ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: East US Ideal Org Team <[email protected]> Date: Sun, May 10, 2015 at 4:44 PM Subject: Getting Your Org Ideal To: I want to give you my most … [Read more...]
David Miscavige — Ugly American Abroad
Miscavige is so out of touch with reality, that he no doubt doesn't realize how arrogant and condescending he sounds. This is from the report on the ribbon yanking ceremony in Basel -- as found at scientology.org. Switzerland is a nation long renowned for its exquisite craftsmanship of everything from watches to pocketknives and culinary delicacies that remain the envy of the world. And consistent with that uncompromising emphasis on quality, the first Scientology Ideal Organization (Org) in that European nation’s dazzling history opened its doors to a grateful public on Saturday in an … [Read more...]
IAS Volunteer Minister Scam
The latest edition of Impact magazine, the propaganda and fundraising rag of the IAS is devoted almost exclusively to the "Volunteer Ministers" and the "massive" international relief efforts they engage in "thanks to the IAS." Of course, those who are not blinded by KoolAid know this is a scam, that virtually NO money is spent on any of these things, and in fact the "relief efforts" are miniscule. Always just enough to get a photo or video or a person or two, and then everyone loses interest and moves onto the next fundraising effort. Nobody hears anything about the Philippines or Vanatau a … [Read more...]
It’s Dianetics Day – Fundraising’s Up
The latest promotional item from the First Bankrupted Continent has dispensed with any pretense about the purpose of the May 9th event. It used to be a celebration of the anniversary of Dianetics. At one point it was even an "International Event" though as time went on "COB" found it too much of a strain to attend the March 13th event and then prepare for Maiden Voyage in June AND have to do a May 9th event in between. So, he sent the "B Team." Nowadays, there isn't even a pretense of that. The event is a "non-event" with "local speakers" and little or nothing of note. They don't even … [Read more...]
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Thursday Funnies
Epic, Sizzling An ideal org briefing. Wow, wonder if it has ANYTHING to do with handing over money? Valley Hype Seriously? When did the Valley become the center of the universe? And if it IS the center of the universe, why do they only rate Hana-Li? Kinda low rent for a big time center of the universe sort of deal don't you think? Food, glorious food.... It's the only way to get anyone to show up... San Francisco sounds more appetizing than Nashville. If you are weighing your options for Mother's Day, I would go for some crepes … [Read more...]
Mike Rinder Coffee Waiter
The latest video from scientology attempting to 'dead agent" me is quite amusing. Though, if I was David Miscavige I would be screaming bloody murder claiming I was the subject of terrorist threats and hate crimes because they frame me in "scope sights." This is especially concerning after David "Let Him Die" Miscavige hired PI's with an arsenal including assault rifles with silencers to tail his own father. If anyone put up this sort of video with David Miscavige framed in armament sights it would take about 3 minutes for the stuck pig squealing to begin. Tony Ortega c … [Read more...]
Scientology Conquering Facebook
It's more straight up and vertical, monumental, milestones as scientology tech shows the world how to handle Facebook. A special correspondent just sent this to me. I thought it worthy of a post to demonstrate yet again, the nature of scientology. They are not popular. Their solution is to BUY the appearance of popularity. And then tell the world "Look, we a popular." You can bet David Miscavige had planned to announce this "unprecedented" popularity at the Maiden Voyage event in June. Ah well, down the crapper that one just went. It's the exact same pattern they employ for trying … [Read more...]
Tax Exemption Paranoia
Clearly, the Alex Gibney OpEd piece in the LA Times is still giving Miscavige heartburn. And he has no response other than a lame letter to the editor by his spokespuppet Monique Yingling. This is the latest appeared in the Razzline. Sent by a "public scientologist" from a "csi.com" (church of scientology international) email address.... All they can do is hope to generate "positive comments" -- using a "screen name"? Good luck with that. From: Xxxxx Xxxxx [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Monday, April 27, 2015 3:04 PM To: Subject: "Scientology deserves its tax exemption" - LA Times … [Read more...]
Planetary Dissemination Hype
Wowee, 1300 square feet of paving stones! Every inch meticulously restored... When Scientology Media Productions opens its doors and the cameras start to roll, the world will know Scientology is here -- but riddle me this. Golden Era Productions, which is FAR larger and has more facilities than this, has been around since 1980. They can produce anything that this facility can produce already? Oh, it's just an excuse to try and get more money. In scientology, that is the ONLY answer that EVER makes sense. DISSEMINATING ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERESCIENTOLOGY … [Read more...]
Another Tampa Faux Pas
These guys keep putting out the "facts" to disprove the lies being told by David "Let Him Die" Miscavige about "massive international expansion." Remember, this is the "model" ideal org (at least until the "model" became a Sea Org staffed org in LA, which is no model for anything). And it has been an "ideal org" longer than any other org on earth. And moved from their original "model ideal" org to a new building to "accommodate their expansion." First, and a side note to the real issue, but nevertheless worth mentioning. How does a "model ideal org" that has been "ideal" for 12 YEARS h … [Read more...]